roll dubs for tits or ass
Roll ass
>>686261549
another pic
>>686261549
How old is she?
Dubs decide what state gets nuked
trips decide what state is spared
quads removes a state entirely
OP will deliver
Oklahoma
>>686264248
Nuke Wyoming
>>686264355
winner winner chicken dinner
Porn webm fuckets
Wallpaper thread anyone?
Also feel free to post desktops and ill rate them.
2/?
Any happy ending stories?
There's an Asian massage place nearby that I'm pretty sure does them. I want to save up a huge load, go in there, get hard as nails and let my masseuse drain me at the end. However, I don't want to cheat on my gf :/
Its not cheating unless you put it in
>>686249628
Bitch boy shit or get off the pot.
>>686249628
It's really just a different way of masturbating, rather than cheating.
Try to shoot it up into her face.
I'm trying this guide out and still can't get it . Can anyone confirm if this works . Anyway Diy thread .
LONG time lurker, just got home after giving my first blowjob. Ask Me Anything. I wanna tell the story.
I am disappointed to assume you're not a girl.. huh?
So I've lurker b for like 6 years and this site has totally turned me gay. All the sissy shit, I fell for it. Today I finally met a guy on Grindr and went to his apartment. I was shaking so badly on the drive over there
>>686253813
No I'm a boy but I kinda felt like I girl today
you get home and find your grandmother with these guys, what do you do?
Kill 'em. Gramma hates niggers.
>>686256853
Why haven't I seen a "blacked" edit of this yet?
"Grandma? I thought we scattered your ashes over the lake years ago."
What are the coolest guy names you've heard b?
Darren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_usgdzPS-AQ
Bork
Fucknut Mcbustass
Okay you bastards, I need to know what the fuck is going on.
There's a girl that I've been interested in, and I'm unsure how she feels about me. She always seems happy to see me and shit but she doesn't always respond to my messages.
Well on Monday I asked her if she wanted to hang out for the first time in person, and she said that she wanted to. .
So I told her that I would text her to set something up and she also agreed.
FF to today, I text her saying "Hey Anonette, we should hang out after school today" to no fucking response.
I'm so fucking confused honestly and I need your input on this. Will give more info accounting our relationship thus far. It’s essential to this narrative, so It’ll take some reading. Please help a /b/rother out...
Okay well to expound upon the day I asked her to hang out with me in person. Here's how it happened.
>She came in and I waved at her while she was in line.
>She did too
>I took a shake out to a customer, Valerie was in her own booth with her brother
>I see that she's looking directly at me
>I go over to her and begin small talk, all the while she is very happy to both see me and smiling
>I ask her if she has another job, to which she says "No"
>And that as a result she says that "It's boring, and she has nothing to do" she said this with a big smile on her face
>I just say something like "Well at least the unemployment life is easy"
>Again she says with a smile "It's no fun when you have nothing to do"
>It clicks in my head and then I ask her if she wants to hang out sometime
>She immediately says yes, and I'm just like "Alright cool okay"
>She gets up to have a conversation with me then. Talking with a smile and visually happy
>We walk to the counter (so I can go to work again)
>Because I was so sketched out on her flaking out (like most women have done to me) I ask her
>”Are you sure you're down to hang out sometime?"
>Again, she agrees
>She then invites me to her graduation and I agree
I'll account a couple of scenarios that gave me the impression that she was interested, hopefully his makes my situation a little easier to understand.
Experience #1: (In no particular order)
>I was talking to her at work when a couple of other girls that knew me came in
>They disrupted out convo and we speaking with me flirtatiously
>I also spoke somewhat flirty, but not to their extent
>I looked back at Valerie (the girl in question's name) and she was looking at me with a pretty blatant look of jealousy
Exp #2:
I work in shit tier fast food (I'm still in High school) so don't judge the work
>Working with Valerie
>She closed a completely different station than I did
>I was doing my procedures and she she calls my name
>She had brought me a mop bucket and said "Hey, I brought this for you" both in a comforting voice and with a smile
>I said thank you and smiled back at her, she returned it and went off on her way
Exp #3:
>Again at work
>There's downtime so I took the initiative to go and talk to her (this is when my interest started)
>We were just bantering on about nothing really, just talking with each other
>I then just stare into her eyes with a smile
>She does the exact same and we're just there for about 4 seconds looking at each other
>I give her a smile and she smiles too and says "Woah" in a flirty tone of voice
>We then part
Exp #4:
>I had a friend (who is a girl) that came to visit from college
>I was also working with Valerie on this day
>Well my friend and I are talking, and as she leaves we hug (we always do)
>I saw that Valerie witnessed this, and she shot a very jealous look in our direction
>My friend leaves, and I go out in lobby to stock shit
>Valerie comes up to me and says in a tone of voice that had a hint of jealously in it "Who is that? Is that your girlfriend?"
>I smile at her and say "No I don't have a girlfriend, she's just a friend of mine"
>This was about when my interest was taking root
Fuck marry anal kill
Sisters kiss https://youtu.be/ToqsOc66QMg
>>686244412
Marry far right because she looks like a fucking freak, fuck red hair, kill blondie, anal the brunette.
Newer celeb thread.
>>686256750
good got blue balls from the last thread!
damn a man can usually find some help to empty himself in these threads but not tonight it seems.
Trips and the mods ban me
No trips tonight
>>686261201
trips get
CHECK'EM
What's the worst way a woman you liked dissed you anon? Anyone been emotionally crushed by a bitch?
Few years back, my friend started dating this girl. She was annoying and only slightly attractive. I didn't really like her that much, but tolerated her for my friend's sake. Before long they broke up, but she kind of stuck around. The three of us would hang out a lot and eventually i got used to her...
i'll continue, just dont want to 404 while im typing.
>>686257762
been dissed plenty of times but im dead inside so there are no emotions to crush
>>686257762
Me and my co worker had a thing she started liking all my photos and like putting hearts under them and stuff and so we talked and we both liked each other we talked on the phone for 12 hours because we didnt get sick of each other the first nights we talked and then when we went out on a date she was using her phone going through guys snapchats and i was like what the fuck and she knew the people from the restraunt so she was just sitting next to them and talking while i just listened and laughed all bullshit aside we didnt last and she was talking to some other nigger while talking to me she tryed to be my friend like 3 months ago i told her to fuck off i dont need any friends and now we dont even say anything to each other at work its been like this for 3 months and i was like i might as well man and apoligize and ask her if we can be friends again so it could get less awkard but she never replied and her snapchats are filled with her sleeping with her bf everyday fucking girls man
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8 or 9 gets nothing
Rolling for 1!!!!!1
rollll
1 do it
