Cat brought this lil fella inside.
What do?
take him outside and poor lighter fluid on him and set him on fire. Or give him a snack and set him free. Either way.
shit on it
>>686266339
Confirm your real with a timestamp
Alright /b/
Femanon here. I've recently been 'dating' this guy who is your stereotypical dweeb who doesn't go outside into the sunlight and preordered Overwatch before anyone knew it existed. 100% virgin and has never had a girlfriend. Because of all this I'm not sure how to proceed further than dates. Our dates are a lot like when we normally hangout but usually in restaurants or cafes instead of at his place or mine. I wanna kiss him and bang him but i'm afraid to scare him? His best friend told me he doesn't even know if he's ever kissed a girl so I'm afraid to overwhelm him.
What do
>>686263982
just kiss him and fuck him, don't hold him to expectations.
he'll probably nut in 2 minutes
or lose his boner
or keep his boner but not cum at all.
one of these things will happen, don't get offended.
You're asking on a site full of dweebs and neckbeards for advice, not a great move.
better off talking to your bf yourself.
also, tits or gtfo.
a) make the first move.
start with a peck on the cheek and go on from there.
b) speak to him, be tactful though. or literally just ask. 'can i kiss you?'
hope that helps
Sit on his lap during something mundane. Like while he's playing one of his games. Grind a little.
Let him figure it out.
G/Furs
10th pic in your reaction folder is yfw Trump becomes president
Chubby Amerifat thread
Does smoking marijuana actually make you less intelligent?
>>686258088
only if you're gay
>>686258088
no
now let's make this a general stoner/drug thread, so I can ask my question.
What weed should I use for making my own spacecake?
A lot of cheap weed or not so much of expensive shit? I heard that quantity is mostly important in spacecake, not sure if that's true?
erm yeah every drug /chemical that manipulates the brain and its fuctions to cause a high kills brain cells
long time smoker ere
pics you shouldn't share thread.
also, anyone have more of this girl?
I had a backup but it failed.
any interest in the gf?
on the brink /b/ help me
wanna talk about it?
Why are you doing this to yourself?
>>686262011
Something sweet.
ROLL YOUR NEW JAILFU
>>686261650
Roll
>>686261650
Aight rolling
>>686261650
roll?
roll dubs for tits or ass
Roll ass
>>686261549
another pic
>>686261549
How old is she?
Dubs decide what state gets nuked
trips decide what state is spared
quads removes a state entirely
OP will deliver
Oklahoma
>>686264248
Nuke Wyoming
>>686264355
winner winner chicken dinner
Porn webm fuckets
Wallpaper thread anyone?
Also feel free to post desktops and ill rate them.
2/?
Any happy ending stories?
There's an Asian massage place nearby that I'm pretty sure does them. I want to save up a huge load, go in there, get hard as nails and let my masseuse drain me at the end. However, I don't want to cheat on my gf :/
Its not cheating unless you put it in
>>686249628
Bitch boy shit or get off the pot.
>>686249628
It's really just a different way of masturbating, rather than cheating.
Try to shoot it up into her face.
I'm trying this guide out and still can't get it . Can anyone confirm if this works . Anyway Diy thread .
