Texas nude thread
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Bump this shit #420
>>694093301
She looks familiar.
Creepshot bread
>>694092569
filename does not tell a lie. that is a nice gym booty.
Taking request:D
Dont ask me to cut or poop, or show face, appart from that feel free
Cut your poop.
Get a tomato or some fruit or something, hollow it out and put it on your dick
Go find a job. Stop Showing ur D on weird parts of the internet.
ITT: The Art of Seduction (PUA science)
All women have 5 universal attraction triggers. In no particular order, they are:
1. He is the leader of men
2. He is a successful risk taker
3. He has a willingness to emote (laughs, doesn't speak in a monotone voice)
4. He is a protector of loved ones
5. He is preselected by other women.
You could look like Brad Pitt from the movie fight club, but if you aren't demonstrating to women that you have at least one of the above five traits, you aren't getting laid.
>Liking Mystery
>Falling for a bullshit beta bait that hasn't been believable since 2008
I used to have a friend like you in highschool, anon. he's still retarded.
>>694093257
I'm sorry, is that man wearing make-up and eye liner?
>>694093361
>bad carpenter
>blames his tools
The mystery method is nothing more than a tool in a toolbox.
Hey /b/, what's the meaning of life?
to find your own meaning
>>694092872
That's sorta deep anon
>>694092872
this
/b/ help me please
I've known this "girl" on steam and skype for almost a year now. hasn't once talked. blames anxiety. she says she's a cam girl. if you can find out who this actually is or if its really them, I'll do anything. pic related.
>>694089793
what have you got to bargain with anon?
>>694089793
>camgirl
>won't talk
OP ffs...
>>694090009
she says she doesn't need to talk to get off in front of people, its fishy as hell yet i cant find anything on the image myself
Go for it /b/
>>694093047
Me being happy
>>694093314
Beat me to it.
5'6 petite redhead with freckles and green eyes
ITT whoevers name is said in this thread has to leave 4chan for the day/night
Jason, you're gone
George, go to bed
night john
Go to sleep muhummad.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>694086965
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed.
cuh cuh cuh lamed
>>694095992
Yeah I should have taken one earlier today but I kept putting it off.
poorly describing vidya games continued continued
silent protagonist collects shapes from a black ginger by playing a flute to time travel in the medieval times.
lead your armies in epic battles against retarded AI
>>694089966
The legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time
V2
cuck bread! post girls you know, anons say what they would do to them, depravity edition
reply for reply
My gf
>>694093117
Anyone have that cute nerdy white chick some guy posted in one of these threads a day or so ago? said that they had been together since middle school. first few he posted she was making a cake or something
pic not her but relevant
MEXITHREAD parte 2.
>>694092870
Trips
>>694092870
No! A dormir, órale!
seguimos con los trips para conseguir el video de la morra en el Jaggers
Discover which slav you are destined to become!
Real
ok
cyka blyat
Deutscher Faden - Der Morgen
Was treibt ihr?
Pläne für diese Woche?
Welches Studienfach ist am lächerlichsten?
Was macht die Liebe?
Wurde bei euch schon mal eingebrochen?
>>694089727
>Was treibt ihr?
Arbeiten
>Pläne für diese Woche?
Den Geburtstag nicht Zuhause zu verbringen
>Welches Studienfach ist am lächerlichsten?
Gender Studies oder Kunstwissenschaften
>Was macht die Liebe?
404
>Wurde bei euch schon mal eingebrochen?
Im Betrieb ja, privat nicht
>>694090211
Hallo Boxxer
>>694089727
>Was treibt ihr?
Warten
>Pläne für diese Woche?
Arbeiten
>Was macht die Liebe?
Nichts
have finally decided upon a suicide method: hanging
what is your opinion on suicide by hanging? anyone ever tried it?
I'll probably get a rope tomorrow, and set a date
Sleep on it m8.
Sadly it's not as pretty as the movies make it seem.
Expect tongues and eyes to pop out and an elongated neck.
>>694091804
hadn't considered that my face will probably be purple lol
still, I'll be prettier than if I committed suicide by jumping from a height, the other method I'm leaning towards
>>694092042
your blood vessels in your eyes will pop, leaving your eyes bloody red and bulging from your sockets. Your tongue will most likely push out of your mouth giving you a dead frog hit by a car look and yes and elongated neck.
suicide is stupid. seriously, sleep on it and tomorrow in the sun or whatever take a walk and notice the world around you.
find something to enjoy, fight for; someone to fuck, hate, pity, love. Try to live first before you think you wanna die, because you don't.
