Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694109058
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694123000
>>694122971
Thats not even the usual Karen.
>>694123147
Edim. It doesn't sound like you cringed into an edgy website and picked a name from what was generated.
>>694123210
Cute pic.
>>694123143
Eh, I suppose so. It isn't too noticeable, yea. I'm more so fine with signatures, like on this picture. Watermarks have always bugged me though.
>>694123382
I understand that.
Hey /b/ - 19yo who's just shaved for the first time - opinions? c;
>>694123616
You missed a couple of hairs. Other then that, you have a nice pussy.
>>694123616
Did you shave your tits?
Another angle. :3
A stray kitten came home today and decided to stay
help me name it
>>694120506
Male or female?
>>694120506
Hobo
>>694121129
Female
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't playing League of Legends.
i like myself
>>694119833
then why are you here?
>>694119707
Not enough porn
YLYL thread. Only the best /b/!
Steam Giveaway Continuation..
Okay 1st thread reached image limit.. lets continue here..
post pic related to the category.. dubs get 20$- game of their choice... remember to post your steam id together with your roll.. looking for 2 more winners.. good luck have fun...
Category: Nude Petite Girls with Big Breast
roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198095011040/
can i please roll with my emaim as i am on my phone and won't be able to accept the gift immediately?
[email protected]
Roll for stardew valley
>>694125194
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198279301127
We're bored /b/ give us something to do
Pic is me and my sis
>>694117862
Fug and post pics
>>694117862
Post timestamp faggot
>>694117862
Well tell her top show tits
>she wants some fuk
Alright, faggots. You might enjoy this.
Story:
>sitting in room
>playing vidya
>go to living room
>hear family talking about me
>see 19 year old brother
>heisdrunkbeyondallrecognition.dll
>say "look who's drunk"
>he's not supposed to be drinking
>he almost died in a dui
>he loses it
Background story:
>be me
>take bipolar medication
>hate it
>2 days ago
>decide to stop taking it
>how can I go out with a bang?
>decide to fap into the bottle of pills worth $900 (it's latuda)
>fap everywhere inside and outside
>mom finds it in garbage cause she wants to know where the meds went
>"Oh my God mom no throw that out and wash your hands!"
>"What the fuck is this anon?!"
>shit storm erupts
>now we're here
>brother wants me dead
Here's the video: http://www.mediafire.com/download/zu5zidi187c5tkr/shitstormpart1.mp4
I'll post pics of the pill case with semen if you guys want.
Bumping for interest
>>694115268
You and your whole family should do society a favor and just an hero.
Now.
>>694115268
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/zu5zidi187c5tkr/shitstormpart1.mp4
not downloading that shit nigga
why did you fap into a bottle of pills you autistic weirdo
Nude Game Pt 2. Continued.
Still all odd and 0
>>694115295
Bump
Trips gets her facial pics
Oh, why not?
No interest? OK never mind
>>694121623
just post them dude
I'm a gun owner, I have an AR...I don't think everyone should have a constitutional right to own a gun.
I don't mind the rules getting tighter. It's not going to turn into the 1987 assault weapons ban and shrink supply and drive up costs to thousands of dollars per gun.
Just like our 'free speech' is limited in not being able to threaten presidential candidates and so forth, these changes would help keep guns out of the hands of the wrong people.
You sound reasonable. Hope youre not drowned out my extremists on either side.
I personally feel psychiatric evaluations should be part of our healthcare system (because mental health is health nonetheless.) And if you can't pass, you can't have a gun.
Thoughts?
>>694120247
You wanna know how we know you're nogunz?
What serious surgeries have you had?
I had temporal lobe surgery a year ago to cure epilepsy
>this is how Snyder would design the Riddler
Question mark scar and that same stupid surgery as origin.
>>694118421
It's backwards question mark though
>>694118170
Did it work? Are you as coherent as before?
Cock Tributes
I won't post all the tributes here but at the end i'll do a new album on my eroshare account ( eroshare . com / u / tributes )
For private requests or video send the pic to my kik ( trizzib )
Kik: .o4
Tribute and show here
>>694114026
>I know you feel like this would never happen to you because you're not stood and not a nigger, but there's a high possibility this can happen to fucking anyone.
This happened to me, I've been arrested. Cops came to me many times. They asked to see my ID, I complied. They let me go because I wasn't the scumbag they were looking for.
I could have reached for something in my bag very quickly and I would have been shot too, because if I had been the guy they were looking for, I'd have excellent reasons to shoot them rather than being caught.
Don't black people understand this simple concept?
Just because YOU know you aren't a danger to them, THEY have no means to know this and their FIRST means to assess your dangerosity is...
YOUR COMPLIANCE, you fucking retard.
>>694116831
You're making an awful lot of sense. I'm not sure you're in the right place.
>>694117183
He is making a fair bit of sense but he's skipping over something very important.
He's implying that a lack of compliance is what is leading to all, or at least the majority of shootings.
There's little way to verify this, the cops say one thing, the witnesses say another and the man who knows the truth is dead.
I think if one cop has a guy pinned I doubt it's a lack of compliance that results in the other officer executing him.
Dindus don't grasp this because they were raised like animals and never taught basic social skills or to value themselves, let alone other people.
Shit, I take that back. Feral animals are more predictable and compliant with the hierarchy of the natural order than these dirty dindus are and can ever hope to be.
Deutscher Faden
Wie geht´s?
Pläne für den Abend?
In welches Land würdet ihr gerne auswandern?
Ist OP immer eine Schwuchtel?
Was war zuerst da, Huhn oder Ei?
Schnappschuss des Tages
>Nur mit Ihrem Blick, stoppt STORM das System
gesehen auf:
-das rächerhauptquartier
>>694118039
Es ist ein Experiment. Ich schaue oft Filme auf Pilzen, das kommt gut wenn die Motorik nicht mehr gut genug ist um Mass Effect zu spielen. Die heftigen Optics geben dem Film zusätzliche Tiefe.
Ich glaube das kommt gut diese Ponyserie mit den heftigsten Fraktralen und Mustern die sich durch die Comicwelt winden.
>Wie geht´s?
Langes Wochenende weil Urlaub
>Pläne für den Abend?
Bier und Pizza
>In welches Land würdet ihr gerne auswandern?
Kein Plan, vielleicht in die Niederlande?
>Ist OP immer eine Schwuchtel?
Immer.
>Was war zuerst da, Huhn oder Ei?
Ei, weil Urform von Krokodilen haben, lange bevor es Vögel gab, Eier gelegt oder irgendwie so. Bin schließlich kein Biolehrer. Was fragst überhaupt immer so ein scheiß, Alter?!
