Faden der Deutschen
Was geht?
Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur?
Wann zuletzt was mit Freunden unternommen?
Blowjob oder Anal?
Benutz ihr Twitter?
BOXXER LÜGT
Hallo, brauche Hilfe. Habe von einem Gutmensch Spasti das auf meine Pinnwand gepostete bekommen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=legMiI6RUuQ [Embed]
Wie kann ich das schnellstmöglich widerlegen?
>>694161571
>Was geht?
8/10, alles gut
>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur?
alle 4-6 wochen
>Wann zuletzt was mit Freunden unternommen?
samstag
>Blowjob oder Anal?
blowjob
>Benutz ihr Twitter?
bist du behindert?
Who is the prettiest girl you know?
>pic related
>>694159303
whats her name?
how do you know her?
>>694159390
Millie
Went to same school
>you will never be a woman
Just fucking kill me
>>694162171
Ya never know, those brain transplant technologies might surprise us
>>694162171
>not even choosing best P4 girl for pic
You can always become trans
If I roll quads everyone gets what they want.
roll
give me shrek
it's all ogre now
What the hell
Rollerino
What are you listening to right now /b/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I67Dx5T5fpM
>>694157867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7QzxYAjgNc
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694164541
I need to stop forgetting previous.
>>694149293
How is everyone today?
Faces of /b/
Roast please?
OP bump
>>694163043
Hey, remember when you posted this exact fucking faggotry five goddamned minutes ago? Remember how no one gave even a single fuck that time, either? Yeah. Take the fucking hint, kid. No one gives a single shit about the pic of your little friend from school.
teens 18+
3 dead, 7 wounded
Police targeted
Shooter skin color being left out
What if all the shit these niggers are doing will ultimately turn the US into a police state
>>694157488
Anyone got a source or stream
Trap Thread
Post em if you got em!
>>694158308
tfw no traps in Finland
>>694158308
Kill yourself fag
Post your best saves of the 2014 leaks
who dat
>>694161918
The woman who plays supergirl in the TV show
>>694162213
what tv show
this beauty
Bump for moar
ITT: Get it out of your chest, whatever goes, let other anons help you
I've killed someone and I feel somewhat guilty about it
I wont provide specific information other that i live in Russia far away from a decent city, the nearest police station is two hours away from where i live, and tourists are keen to visit this place because of the nice beaches.
I'll greentext the story to keep it short
>Be me, living in this place
>Somewhat drunk around 22-23 time
>Decide to take a daily walk on the beach
>Walk far enough away from my house
>Minding my own buissnes listening to KoRn on my phone
>Greeted by obviously drunker stranger
>[small convo intensifies]
>Dont want dont care tell him that I need to go
>Stranger pulls out a knife
>I've never dealt with this kind of thing
>Bitch wants my shit
Being drunk me i just decided to make a run for it as he was obviously shit faced and would probably stumble on rocks as he chased me
>Not the case, because i was the retard who stumbled on a rock the first second i decided to run
>Laying down on a rocky beach
(The beach here is notorious for having to many rocks, so people bathe with sandals on)
>Adrenaline pumping i just grab the biggest rock i can find
>Quickly get up and swing the rock
>Actually hit the fuckers head
>He does some wierd dance moves and eventually falls down
>Continued...
>Run back home
>Worried about this dude coming after me
>Drink more and pass out
>Next day...
>Try not to think about it, locked my doors and drink again
>Paranoia quickly goes away
>Keep drinking like the filthy animal I am
>Fast forward a few days
>Chill neighbor comes by just to talk
>Says this dude was murdered really close by
That was the cringiest moment of my life, just the memory of that encounter made me cringe like never before
>Goes on tellimg me he was murdered "cold blooded"
>Says he was there all night and died of hypothermia
>[Poker face intensifies]
>No witnesses no nothing
>Keep my mouth shut
This happened a week ago
Хуй
I see this thread isn't going to make it, whatever I just wanted to get it out of my chest
>Fluffy Abuse Thread
All I have to eat is Top Ramen. What can I add to it to make it better?
put cheese on it
Chromosomes
When the water is about to start boiling crack an egg into it and poach it, then put the block of noodles in over it
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