Fb fap thread
>>694216311
more on left
my ex just called me up and asked to fuck tomorrow. trips decides what i do during
Start ramming cheetos in her pooper and see if she starts getting spots
>>694216235
So im to assume youre going to take a pic of what you do tomorrow? Sure
Rolling anyways. Trips baby
>>694216235
cool story bro
My little sister is at sleep (I think)
New bread loli thread.
Bonus points for real greentext stories
This happened to me in 2014
>Be OP
>Be 15
>Be in my house
>MY cousins, little sister and her bf (I'll name her Sara) are at home (Sis is 9, Sara's 10)
>Sugest to play play hide and seek
>I say to her to hide in my room. no one comes to my room
>I always looked at her so impish
>Try to do a wedgie to her
>She starts to laugh
>Grabbed her panties and then pulled
>She laughs *Oh anon stop!* laugh laugh
>She tries to hit me in the balls
>Muh fucking boner
>Catch her pants. Pants and undies down
>I could see her juicy little ass
>"Anon stop!"
>She look at me scared..
>I start to tremble
>Dunno what to do
>"Huh, Sorry Sara, just playing!"
>Pants up
>She's out of my room
>Fucking worried of what could she say
>Says nothing.
>Never talked to me again.
>Now we are 17-12
>She always look at me with distrust
>I bet she told everyone what I did
>I fucking regret
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/397/
>>694211522
>Be seven and a grill
>Only thing I've done was mutual showing with other kids
>Summer comes around and parents struggle to keep me supervised
>aka babysat
>Parents make me go to various activities and babysitters
>Early July comes around and they are worn out
>Uncle lives in an apartment with a pool
>Tells my dad I can come over whenever
>Both busy so it doesn't happen much
>One day parents are busy and can't find a babysitter
>Older cousin (uncle's son) offers to watch me
>Parents would usually say no, but they're desperate
>Agree to go because I didn't have much of a choice
>Arrive around nine or so with my day bag
>Parents just leave, tell me to be good, etc
>Older cousin tells me the pool doesn't open until ten
>Pretty excited so I go get dressed anyways
>Strip off in bathroom and put on bikini bottom
>Can't tie the top so I hold it against me and walk out
>He stares at me before offering help
>Stand behind him and let him grab my top
>I let go so he can tighten it
>He says oops and it falls
>Flatter than a cancer patient so I don't mind people seeing my chest
>He stalls to pick it up
>Looks at my bare chest for a few seconds before finally tying it
>Time eventually comes to go swimming
>I grab my towel and go out with him
>Pool is empty so I set my shit down and jump in
>He does the same
>Spend first few minutes adjusting to the cold
>After swimming a bit, he says we should play shark
>I say sure because why not
>We play for a bit but he acts weird
>Keeps reaching into my bikini bottom when he catches me
>Positions himself so that I always touch his trunks
>I tell him I'm bored after awhile and I go swim by myself
>He gets out of the pool and lies in a chair, watching me
>Sometime later he tells me we need to go eat lunch
>I say whatever and climb out before going back to the apartment
Cont.
Lets make /b/ great again. Trips tell me what to do.
Sharpie in the pooper
>>694215289
Fap in front of your mom.
>>694216113
too close
>look on first page
>no porn webm
>too lazy to catalog
Porn webm
>>694214511
sauce?
fuck you
>>694214511
I see you were also too lazy to follow the rules.
Pics you shouldn't share
Astrology thread. Come talk about astrology n shit.
I'm a Leo, now what, nigger
I'm a Scorpio
>>694214865
i like leos. big hearts and heaps of fun. are you narcissistic?
Faces of /b/ and rate each other
hiya again
r8 me
You have been visited by the cancer guy.
Reply to this thread or your mom will die of cancer.
radiation guy is a solid 6/10, I'd bone that tumor
not very nice
>>694210160
HONK HONK HONK
So the story goes one of these white guys is caught peeing in a parking garage. Black security guard catches them and blocks their car with his golf cart. Then black guy shoots white guys.
Why isn't this in the media? Don't white lives matter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3xFT7HaCA
>>694208783
So was the security guard arrested for murder? Because what he did is murder in all 50 states. Once you instigate or cause a confrontation (which he did by blocking their car) you lose your right to self defense. Not even castle law or stand your ground apply.
Why not post it on their Twitter? Everything the news reports on was sent to them on social media.
>>694208783
Bump this X100000, Fuck that coon
drawthread
its habbening
Stop reposting edition, faggot
Gimmie some requests.
Howdy
creep bread
Thick / chubby / great thighs version
>>694214672
Proceed...
Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mei claimed
delete this
>>694206213
no, I stole this copy pasta fair and square
>>694206808
Hey konata. I keep forgetting she has a mole and I think my screen is dirty then I remember and feel retarded. Anyone else do this?
Holy shit he actually did it. The absolute madman
What's wrong with my appearance? I'm 23 never even had a kiss. I'm not even a neet or loser. I actually have a job and education and still the best I can do is a legit morbidly obese girl on tinder.... Any girl I tried to show interest in either wasn't interest or was mean enough to fucking make fun of me behind my back about it. Honestly I just want to kill myself if I'm only painfully average at best and only capeable of attracting the worst looking of the opposite sex.... I know looks aren't everything but I'm not fat...
>>694210923
No, that shit happens. Fucked up standards and shit
>>694210923
Please reply
>>694210923
nothing is wrong.
you are just a pussy.
Hey /b/ros, im really stoned. Tell me things to do or things that will make the high better, also general stoner thread.
>Inb4 "I'm a straight edge faggot"
Bump for interest
>>694203794
Start reading up on conspiracy theories.
>>694204720
This. Or do things that won't make you stupid. I like to watch documentaries or drag my telescope outside.
