Earlier tonight, I delivered a pizza to a house full of lesbian camwhores in the San Fernando Valley. After they took the pizza from me, they offered to smoke me up. I accepted their offer.
While I was hitting their vape, they offered me a job to be their full-time, live-in GoPro cameraman. The catch is, I have to agree to wear a chastity cage 24/7. I didn't know what it was, so they showed it to me. They showed me a video of a guy wearing one and I laughed. They explained to me what it is for.
If I agree to wear it, they'll pay me $800 a week plus board. I won't have my own room, so I'll have to sleep with one of them. The mistress of the house said that I'll not be allowed to cum while I live there and if they catch me cumming, ever, I'll be fired. I told them I'd have to think about it. They gave me their phone number and a $100 tip.
I'm 23, I live with my alcoholic mom. I'm lucky if I make $500 week while putting lots of wear and tear on my vehicle.
What do? Should I take this offer?
>>694370473
I delivered to a twitch streamer
it was a prank so he didn't pay
then I got stiffed on my next delivery
I fucking hate this job
You're so lucky
Do it, what's the worst that can happen
>>694370473
what the fuck? is this pasta?
if not, do it ob
>>694370473
take the offer save up the money, change careers and never speak of it again
Ask a black guy anything.
>>694365335
How was your day, man?
How much of a joke is black lives matter?
>>694365335
Is that how you dress all the time? What do you do for a living?
Everyday Carry (EDC) Thread?
EDC thread!
Post your EDC.
>pic related: my EDC
>>694360995
let's do this!
>>694360995
smokers are jokers. gtfo
s/fur
oi
How is ANYBODY a better artist than this guy?
Not even fucking bait. He practically rhymes every word with double meaning jokes - eg, listen to Despicable.
I have ASPD - his songs are the only ones that actually have a meaning to me.
Seriously, how the fuck is anyone better?
>>694364565
Nobody is better you cuck. He's not a rap king, he's a god.
>>694364565
bump
His rhyming is really good, but most of his songs are just him saying how edgy he is or how angry he is.
Nuke the World Thread - HUE Edition
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The rules here are simple:
Roll with a South American country name
>dubs nuke the country
>trips revive a nuked country
>quads permanently destroy the country (cannot revive)
>quints destroy the whole world
This one should go quick, because S.Amerika sucks
Last country standing wins. Get rolling
Rolling for Brazil
>>694373975
Nuke Brazil
>>694373975
nuke argentina
My roommate found her after she fell from a building. She was in a basket since past 12 hours. I just got home and got her out. She won't stop purring and looks scared and tries to hide I'm corners. I gave her food and water but she ignored. How can I calm her down?
I have no experience with cats and she/he looks very scared. Almost panic mode
Got any lavender in your hood? Grab a handful and rub it between your hands or stuff it in a sock. The smell will calm her down
>>694370516
Provide for it, looks less than 6 weeks so it may need to be reared and fed with a nipple. If you can't do this bring it to humane society asap
fap r nap hard mode bread
>1 3 4 5 7 9 0 sleep now
>2 6 8 fap
>no rerolls
>>694367502
roll
I need this
K
I saw my gf sent this to some number I don't recognize and there is no name attached. No other messages except a response. "Damn girl"
I'm so pissed right now and she is asleep right now
What should I do?
bitch needa burn that forrest fam.
gross whore
Dump her you beta cuck faggot
Wake her cunt ass up and throw her out if your nice, if it was me id wake her up with a smack to the face
YLYL
Cum rations
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
Moving to the country gonna eat alot of peaches.
so much cancer lately
I can't believe it's not butter!!!
Post those butterfaces. Extra points if hideous with rockin bod.
>>694364496
Good heavens
>>694364496
Holy shit I've never been so pissed off at a butter face
Butterface pancakes
You fags jelly?
Egg or caught?
>XS
What
Smash or pass and rate thread
>>694371114
Smash. Moar plz
>>694371381
If I had an dignity I'd pass, but I don't so SMASH
Fuck OP Trollfags who don't deliver or use timestamps
>I'm making a sandwich
>dubs decide what kind of food goes in it
>must be edible food items
>maximum of 10 items
>OP will deliver with photo of me eating it.
>>694371405
Soak the bread in a combination of mustard and olive oil.
cum
Ice cubes and salt pussy and go heavy on the salt
