you have to stay in a house with on girl Every night you and her had sex the last 2 numbers of your post will be her age
Bumpy
ok let see my luck??
11 roll
Trips prints out all pictures from this thread and stick them in their neighbours mail box and posts pic of printed pics
Image below yours is your steam profile pic for a week
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Obligatory
>>673708927
Heyo, Hitler-kun.
Claimed Noire.
>>673708756
Hey there hand-kun!
Trap / cd / sissy thread continued
Itt: retarded things you did as a kid for no apparent reason
>few years ago
>start having to shave
>go through a few cans of shaving cream as you do
>as the can gets empty I ask mum to buy me more when she goes to the store
>for some fucking reason decide it's a good idea to just mess with her a little bit
>one day ask her for a new can
>puts it in cupboard below the sink in the bathroom as my current one wasn't fully empty
>take the can and put it in my room under my bed
>few days go by
>"can you get me some shaving cream, I asked you like a week ago and you never got any"
>"annon it's under the sink"
>checks
>nothing's there
>buys me another can
>take it
>repeat process
>gets to the point where she says "I'll take a photo of me buying it because I swear they keep going missing"
>grab her phone when she's not looking
>delete photo
>ask for more shaving cream
>says she took a photo
>no photo
>she thinks she's going mad
>end up with like 14 cans of shaving cream
>one night I get up at 3am and move them all to the bathroom and line the counter top with cans
>set alarm for just before mums alarm goes off
>wake up
>hear her alarm
>she gets up
>goes into bathroom
>hear ear-piercing scream of her calling my name
>bursts into my room
>I'm laughing my ass off
>asks me what the fuck I did
>explain it to her while trying to hold back tears
>she thinks I'm mentally retarded
>end up having to do autism tests and stuff
Pic completely unrelated
>>673702411
Got a Prince albert
>>673702411
Anon you made me cum with laughter.
>>673702411
Topkek, Dubs checked
fb fap thread cont.
let anon know if you need more
>>673704636
Deutscher Reichsfaden. #LinksExtremismusEdition
Was'n los?
Ist irgendwas richtig real?
Schlucken oder Spucken - Zahnpastareste mein ich.
Esst ihr lieber Hunde- oder Katzenfutter?
Schon mal 'nem Mädel in real beim Masturbieren zugeguckt? Mit Spielzeug oder ohne?
Gibts eine spezielle Zeit in der ihr gerne gelebt hättet?
Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen fest geschlossen!
bump
>>673704115
>Was'n los?
Nicht viel.
>Ist irgendwas richtig real?
Der Tod.
>Schlucken oder Spucken - Zahnpastareste mein ich.
das Zeug soll man nicht runterschlucken.
>Esst ihr lieber Hunde- oder Katzenfutter?
Keins von beidem.
>Schon mal 'nem Mädel in real beim Masturbieren zugeguckt? Mit Spielzeug oder ohne?
Nein.
>Gibts eine spezielle Zeit in der ihr gerne gelebt hättet?
Späte 60er/frühe 70er.
fap material thread
You are ill
Dubs=You come inside
Trips=You have gratis Drinks
Quads=You're VIP
Quints=You're the new Owner
>>673702487
This is ridiculous. I'm the owner's cousin! Of course I'm allowed in.
>>673702487
Rooolll
>>673702487
roll
Shota time
Go on then.
post something you faggot
girls like these. none of these greasy fucking land whale bitches
slightly chubby bread?
>>673690041
You have great taste in women.
bubble pics like this?
>>673682630
Mods are currently needed
hmm
this thread has potential
Part III Post girls you know and anons say what they'd do to her. Reply for reply, don't be fags
Same thing as last thread, pick your favorite(s), tell how you'd use/abuse them. I have more pics of all of them if requested with good ideas
>>673697896
Why would you ignore those beautiful cock sucking lips?
Zootopia thread anyone?
Get therapy, seriously...
>>673688128
Fuck you
