Share your GF/Wife/Ex's ass.
>>685261689
tfw...
CREEP/HIDDEN CAM
>>685253028
>>685253114
i love her big pussy
Indiana thread
>>685251071
Bree S, 219.
Pulled off anonib
https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungPussys/comments/4k6usi/kharlie_stone_i_came_inside_my_sister_hd_porn/
Nothing tonight?
I graduate high school today. ask me anything.
pic related: it's me
>>685257329
what's the significance in that patronizing tattoo on your chest?
>>685257329
faggot
The moustache its too gay... Are you?
You groove, you loose.
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7xRNspm1Sg
nice one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBGCOCxLgA
>>685249473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBGBnJhkaQA
Currently listening
>>685251067
a little weak, I know, but this one makes me get up and move no matter what:
>hang around for the breakdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c16rihlXHFA
Best of 4chan thread.
Wouldn't a trap version of hooters be awesome?
>>685248720
>image.jpg
Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.
Good night /b/ don't vanish while I sleep.
>>685253847
fuck me right in the asshole
>>685253847
go to sleep faggot, no miranda /thread
>>685253847
Roll
Easy and joyful way to kill myself. Thank you.
>>685261698
by living life to the fullest. or heroin
>>685261698
>>685261837
This, OD on heroin
>>685261837
/thread
/b/ help me humiliate this weird fucking faggot
Pic related
>>685256160
im dude
>>685256842
Noo more fun?
Say
Smear your precum on your eyeball for me and call me Female Progenitor. Send video.
meme relationship and humorous break up thread. broke up with my gf this morning.
first, some backstory
>i own my own house since parents died when i was young and left it to me
>after dating for about 6 months gf moves in
>last month she asked if a friend of hers could stay for a while, had nowhere else to go etc. etc.
>sure why not
>friend is a mad man-hating lesbian
>always taking digs at me and shit talking to my gf about how men suck and whatnot
>this is while im letting her stay at my house rent free for a month
>since super dyke has been here gf and i have been arguing more than usual, and intimacy is gone
Anyway heres how it finally ended this morning
>cooking breakfast this morning
>making spaghetti because i feel like it, fuck you
>gf comes out and says it smells amazing
>"anon, whats in it?"
>tomato, onion, carrot, capsicum, beef....
>"really? beef?"
>yeah what of it
>"you KNOW dyke is a vegan, why would you cook breakfast that isnt vegan? thats just inconsiderate"
>because i wanted beef in my spaghetti fuck you, you can cook her some vegan shit
>dyke comes out of her room to see what the commotion is
>"wow anon, i always knew you were an asshole. see girlfriend, i told you that you shouldn't have someone like this in your life. men are all pigs"
>"gee dyke, youre right. anon, maybe we should consider breaking up"
>epiphany
>this relationship has been retarded since we first got together
>never going to go anywhere
>im over it and dont give a fuck anymore
>yeah alright gf, i agree. i think we should break up. this whole thing has run its course, it would be best to just end it and get on with our lives.
>"w-w-w-what? i didnt mean it, i just wanted to scare you. i dont want to break up"
>cont
>well i do. we argue over stupid shit like this all the time, youre a financial burden and have made no attempt to help support us, youve shown no real interest in moving forward in our relationship at all, and you havent shown me any affection since she turned up. i dont think it will work out long term
>dyke pipes up with "urgh men" or some shit
>gf is stunned, but realises im serious
>starts crying
>"okay anon. if thats what you really want"
>dyke:"oh girl its okay, you dont need a man like that anyway. ive been telling you that you guys should break up since i got here. hes a pig and i know you can do better"
>bitch i dont know what the fuck youre so happy about, if shes moving out so are you
>"what do you mean move out? im not moving out. you can move out"
>this is my house. get out of it
>"no it isnt, gf's name is on the lease, so you can stop lying and get out of here"
>what. there is no rent lease. i own this house. where the fuck did you get that
>"what? even if thats true, i still have tenants rights. you cant evict me for two weeks haha fag"
>youre not a tenant. you arent paying rent. get the fuck outta my house
>"what? i was giving my share of the rent to gf"
>she doesnt pay rent either, what the fuck
turns out my gf had been taking "rent money" and buying clothes and shit with it. meme.
>dyke starts threatening to smash my shit if i dont let her stay
>call buddy who is a lawyer to come over
>he arrives, announces that he is my lawyer and that any destruction of property will be taken seriously and basically youll get raped in court
>dyke starts crying as well, her and gf start yelling at each other while packing
>me and buddy play ps3 and eat spaghetti
>the girls start screaming at me that theyre leaving and theyll be back later with cops
>cool, ill box the rest of your shit up for you so its easy to carry
>they havent returned yet
>MFW this whole ordeal
ive got loads more stories about how stupid this relationship was if youre interested
keep going faggot, this pleases me.
>>685253131
Yes, keep going
Ylyl
Losers edition
>>685254910
I don't get it, it's a kid playing fallout on his comp in a public place.
Har har har?
>>685255151
Its a faggot in a leather jacket playing fallout on his desktop PC in a McDonalds
>>685255348
>Project much?
Roast me /b/
>>685252569
No need, nature already has
>>685252665
/Thread
>>685252665
Lame
Do your worst faggots
the last 2 digits of your post count divided by 3 is the amount of women you'll have sex with in your life
(round if you get a decimal)
32 women ayyyy
>>685254997
the fuck is a round woman?
>>685254997
fgsfds
Trips get sauce
Has
Pee
>>685252682
>>685252690
God I hope so
