How do I keep a guy in the friendzone for a long time without him losing interest and then leaving me or becoming an actual boyfriend?
Show him your tits and ask if they look big, and after tell him hes a great friend. Itll drive him fucking nuts
>>687122560
Tell him that you will consent to mutual oral and masturbation only. Full intercourse is something you will only consent to with someone you feel romantically connected to, and you don't want the pitfalls of romance to threaten your friendship with him.
>>687122560
Show us your tits and ask if they look big, and after tell us we are great faggots. Itll drive us fucking nuts
Adderall thread. I want to learn a new skill but lack focus. Will adderall do the trick? Tell me your experience with studying and this drug.
have you ever taken it before?
>>687125136
Nope.
kill yourself instead
Show /b/ your desktop (no cleaning)
sorry i can't it's my naked gf
Alright /b/. Do you guys honestly really want a girlfriend or just some bitch to stick your dick in?
Having a woman around all the time is a pain in the ass. If you got some cash just go to the bar buy some whore a few drinks and fuck her? If you don't have the cash hit the gym get some gains and alpha you're way through countless vain whores. Women are easy /b/ go out there and get them.
>>687117114
>or just some bitch to stick your dick in
yes
>>687117114
what OP says. go get them anons
Who is she?
I'm from Mexico and Idk what to do about this... The hate having these I don't go out I hate myself... I only have 500 pesos (30 bucks) .... Anybody recomend anything... What to do please. My gf left me. In school people call me pizza face I cry a lot.. I'm tired of these I don't go out with my Friends family or anyone.. NEED HELP
Prove that you're legit first anon, must suck to be you if true, why not just kill yourself?
I think you can get a gun for 30 buck in Mexicoland, wink wink.
wash face more often
Post girls with dreads.
>>687121240
>dreads
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Anyone who has met a person with dreads knows that they ALWAYS stink fucking rancid.
>>687121480
so gross. bet these bitches have unwashed, unkept armpits, too. no ty.
>Teacher in distress.
So I was summoned by the school director because some weeks ago one of my 16yo students reported me for having said : "it's no good putting own dick in the damn shitty ass of some other man".
AFAIK I'll be fired in two weeks; still getting legal counseling now, but it seems that I'm already doomed.
What to do?
>>687123351
did you do it? or not?
>>687123594
Given his chosen picture, I think he did.
>>687123351
Deny everything. Even if there are 25 witnesses. Accuse them of trying to force you to come out of the closet even though you're not gay. Flip that shit nigga. Go ham on those faggots. They have ZERO proof, other than "hearsay" however the fuck you spell that.
Cool pic thread
Just curious... has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
>>687122832
I fucked your mom, she's a famous whore.
>>687122832
yeah but i'm famous too so that doesn't count.
>>687122832
I fucked a b list actress back in 2007.
Ylyl
Hillary President
Pics you shouldn't share part II
GF she'd kill me if i shared...
>>687124303
I guess you got tired of waiting lmao
ITT: We wait for >>687122222
>>687122222
topkek
shit
>>687122222
Holy fuck check'd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XjejPJvQP4
WEBM randoms thread..............
![Gavin Mcinnes vs Coppercab [''i like you more than a friend'' ''proud of your boy''].webm](https://i.imgur.com/10Ch43t.jpg "Gavin Mcinnes vs Coppercab [''i like you more than a friend'' ''proud of your boy'']")
>>687121810
ITT: We post girls with tan lines
>>687121433
>>687121516
>>687121561
Absolutely disgusting
No loli thread? let's fix that. Bonus points for one piece
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/191/
