OK /b/ tard story time!
>be me
>26 year old male
>job hunting
>so far nothing
>find out my local high school is looking for and hiring substitute teachers
>why not? 10.jpg
>sign up
>take course
>pass
>fuck yeah I'm finally going to be earning some green https///.jpg
>all I have to do is tell kids to sign in and sit down and do nothing
>next day
>first day
>office tells me I'll be filling in for a tard handler
>oh fuck
>office tells me an assistant tard handler will also be there
>shouldn't be to bad then..
>I was dead wrong
>find the tard building isolated 400 yards away from the highschool I shit you not
>go up front porch ramp
>open door and no one but assistant tard handler there we'll call him gym bro
>gym bro is your araverage guy who spends too much time at the gym
>"wassup man you anon?"
>"yeah I'm anon"
>"OK bro just take a seat, the kids still haven't arrived yet"
>" oh...uh OK.."
>20 mins go by and I hear the kids running up the porch ramp
>oh god
bump for interest
Cont.
>>687139631
cont pls
Found this dead rabbit next to my house, dubs decide what do
Just leave it
put it in a blender and drink it
(film yourself doing so)
>>687140770
sharpie in pooper
Ok /b/ let's discuss religion. Note that I am not a part of either of these two religions. Islam vs. Christianity. So it has been a recent debate that Islam is or isn't a religion of peace due to the fact that the Koran says multiple things about putting people to death. Funny enough, Christians are saying it isn't of peace yet their bible says to put homosexuals to death. What are your thoughts /b/? I think it's a little hypocritical Christians are calling out this religion primarily because of extremists in the group. I mean, let's be honest here, if all muslims believed that those who do not follow allah should be put to death, surely we would be seeing a lot more terrorism, no? The point is, both christians and muslims cherry pick what they choose to follow and don't, and that's fine. I personally don't agree with it because how can you say you follow the religion if you don't follow it's tenants, but alas: religion is bullshit anyways.
>>687141343
you want to debate religions or books?
>>687142449
Kind of, read the fucking post.
Tl; dr nigger.
Futa pls
drawthread
>>687144133
>anons making threads with reposts
>It's the best, just go to the front and order them. I'll be here
there. now we just need to wait. while we wait may i ask you somthing?
>>687142899
avert your eyes, kids
GF just dumped me. Come and get it
Waiting for interest before dumping the good stuff
Mor
Bottoms up and the real fun starts
What do /b? This little bitch added me on face book and wanted to cyber over Skype, being a male of course I want to see some Tits and ass.
She asks to see cock.
Show her cock.
She turns around and makes YouTube video.
Threatens to post it everywhere to ruin my life, if I don't pay her 1000$.
Need help what do.
(Pics related)
Who cares. Let the world see your dong
>>687139775
this
you got something to hide, OP?
She's bluffing. You should have gotten tits out of her before sending her dick though
caught creepshot thread
>>687139132
doesn't look too happy with you, cute though
Hey /b/ I just cut a mole off of my penis, ask me anything.
All patched up.
now that's a cancer thread. Literally.
>>687139143
why?
Gothic hotties bread
ITT: girls you literally can't stop wanking over
Ok /b/ im courious..... any Slovenian fags here?
Ne
Spizdi pedr
Je nekaj malega ja
naredimo slo chan?
Name a more masterful fantasy writer? Tolkien was good but I believe Martin perfected fantasy and if he released his books at the same time as Tolkien he would have very much been the superior
I prefer Rothfuss to Martin, and Tolkien to them both.
>>687144683
3 words that destroy your theory. the dumb third-rate hick-level bullshit "hold the door". so fucking dumb
What is /b/'s wallpaper?
>>687137017
Saved
Dumping a few in return.
Who will you do and what will you do to them?
Rollio
roll bitach
>>687142035
Rolling
