roll carefully since you'll be choosing the only position you'll fuck in for the rest of your life
>>687461812
rolling
roooooool
Rollerino
>>687460434
Kill yourself.
10/10 I'm mad
scumbag
>>687460434
Fascinating
>>687460694
>>687461650
upvoting
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K well trips^
ez bread
Skip
Post ITT or this will happen to your back tomorrow morning
>tfw your back is itching already
>>687466360
That's a sponge.
>>687466360
Thats a sponge
Try harder newfag
>>687466360
That's nothing more than shit grade photoshop.
When's the last time you had sex?
Never
8 months ago
March 2012.
Connecticut girls nudes or non-nudes
>>687460828
nice camel toe
On n'a plus d'essence mais on a des salopes alors montrons les !
>>687460524
Bonjour monsieur, c'est la censure de la salope !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4llivKvQGQ
Do you think you fit the stereotypical 4chan user?
Pic related, what people assume we look like.
>>687459418
bullshit, he's outside
the stereotypical 4chan user nowadays is a edgy memespouting teenage fuccboi
the old neckbeard image is gone in the mainstream view of 4chan
>>687459506
lel
Ok so b I need some advice , I'm out of rehab since febuary and have been clean since I asked one of the girls at work today for a few ciggerettes untill I get played tommrow .
She says no problem and gives me a box (that I didn't open untill I got home ) and I see she put 5 smokes and a joint in it . I rang and told her she put a dooby in the box and she said she left it there for me because it's really sunny out , I was in rehab for benzos and weed and ketamine and I don't know what do to , please help .
Rehab. For weed?
if u just came out of rehab then don't smoke it dude
Throw it out if you don't want it? Jesus you need rehab for dumbass
S/fur, let cum rain down.
There I helped
Ask a virgin faggot anything
>>687462520
By faggot, I mean an actually homosexual walking stereotype.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>687462817
A mixture of SSRIs and counceling
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FB fab thread continued
>>687464289
Whats your relationship status /b/?
Tell me if you are single or in a relationship and Give me pros and cons of it.
Ive been in a relationship with my gf for 5 years. I love her very much and want to marry her. Its amazing having a loving companion. She makes me extremely happy and im a much better person because of her. However i do lust after other girls quite often and the thought of only having 1 sexual partner for the rest of my life really gets to me.
Ive considered taking a break from her in the past so that i could have lots of sex and do lots of drugs and party hard for a few years guilt free before i settle down, but i feel like if i broke up with her id just be depressed and lonely all the time. I probably wouldnt get much sex, if any and i wouldnt be fun to be around.
Ive spent so much time with her i feel lile she is my only real friend anymore and that being single would not be as much fun as i imagine it to be.
I dont think i will ever stop loving her even if we split up, which would just make me an empty depressing turd and nobody would like me.
That kinda stuff doesnt bother me now because i always have her to fall back on and comfort me when i need it.
Tell me im wrong /b/
Is being single really that great?
Bump. Im soaring on MDMA right now and would love to discuss this shit
Being single is great until you wish you could hook up with someone who means a lot to you and stay with that person forever. The grass is always greener on the other side, friend. If you really want to explore your sexuality with others, first you must have a strong, open and honest relationship with your girl, and then try introducing the idea of an open relationship. You must lay down ground rules and have no double standards, aside from your preference, of course. For example, she may not want to know about your sexual exploits, but you may want to know hers.
>>687461407
Yeah thats what i figured - the grass always looks greener on the other side.
Its just weird man because on one hand shes the best thing thats ever happened to me and i never want to leave her side.
But on the other hand i feel like she is a chain around my neck. I cant go out clubbing like i ised to and have guilt free fun trying to get laid, i cant talk to cute girls in public, etc etc.
Theres so much shit i want to try, in bed and out of bed, which i feel like i cant do bevause of her.
Is it selfish to put my desires before hers?
I love her so much and couldnt bear to hurt her.
I think the main problem is that lobe and lust for me are 2 totally seperate things.
I love her and lust after her. But i also lust after other girls and new sexual experiences.
She woul never understand that.
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