Take your shots /b/.
>>687435568
Roll
>>687435568
Shootin'.
BANG
shota bread continues
One shot, one kill.
Take the shot, anon.
Purple twat is kill. Good shot op
>>687437528
You did gods work son
>>687437422
so many ms. no mrs.
Trips gets nudes
And fuck tape
Fuck it lets roll
ez check em
>>687437274
Rolll
afro-american people thread
question: does poverty cause this? if so, why do the poor white people in america (like in West Virginia) commit way fewer crimes
for that matter, why is there less crime in namibia where they are also black and way poorer
>>687433899
>>687433869
what the fuck
So, my question about this whole ordeal is, why were tranquilizers not used? Are they not commonly used at zoos? Straight up killing the gorilla seems pretty drastic, do all zoos just kill their animals any time there is a situation that puts human lives at risk?
tranqs can take up to 10 mins to take effect, a gorilla with a needle shot at it at high speed is gonna get pissed
>gorilla sees child
>"oh look a mini me"
>feels pain from tranquilliser dart
>effects don't kick in right away
> "strange pain must be coming from strange miniature ape
>freaks out and rips monkey child to pieces
I guess
>>687423614
if they missed and hit the kid the amount of tranquilizer would kill him
NEW FLUFFY THREAD CONTINUED FROM LAST ONE.
u know the drill
u read u comment u get more and more fluffy
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Been too long since we had tard thread, /b/ros, so let's get one going, you glorious faggots.
Mine takes place throughout middle school. The kid's name was Devin, mildly autistic and very active. However, fucker was prone to fits of violent rage. We had love-hate relationship over time, here goes.
>Be me, 6th grade
>Friends gather outside at recess for start of middle school, we're excited as fuck
>Couple are talking about new kid we haven't seen who is tardy
>Itsgonnabeagoodday.tatersalad
>Meet Devin for the first time
Couldn't tell the kid had autism from looking at him. Kid was big and tall as fuck, at least a foot over everyone in our class and in decent shape.
>First month of knowing Devin is pretty cool, says he switched schools cause the administration, "Bullied him.", also says he once lived beneath basement of gym with family
Suspicion arises
>Science class, October
>Build solar panel cars and race them in one-group-v-one-group tournament
>Afterwards, one kid, Matt, and Devin argue for some reason
>Miss most of what happened but Devin knocks Matt's car out of his hands and stomps it, Matt retaliates by punching him in the chest
Badmove.png
>I look around as Devin throttles Matt and drags him from sidewalk to main door into grass
>Lifts him up in the air and chokeslams him back down like the fucking Undertaker, keeping his grip on his neck as he slams him down and presses down with his full wait, strangling Matt
>So impressed it almost doesn't register
>Teachers corral us inside as they break it up
Both of them got suspened a week or two, which I think Matt didn't deserve since Devin whipped his ass.
I've got several more stories of being on the side of and against this tard.
>>687417860
Keep em coming op
not op
>me
>2nd grade
>need to pee, go to boys room
>walk into main part of bathroom where urinals are
>tard is pissing at a urinal with his pants and underwear pulled all the way down to his feet
>just tard ass hanging out without a care in the world
>feel awkward as fuck, go into stall to peepee
>tell friends later that i saw tard ass
pretty uneventful but the image will forever be seared into my mind
Alright, I'm a whore for stories, part 2.
Devin and I were on pretty okay terms, though I disliked how he was friend with one kid, Scott. Scott was and still is the kid everyone hated throughout school. He was pretentious, snobby, short-tempered, and all around unlikable. It was a joy whenever bad happened to him. Here's one of Devin's more (and least) epic moments:
>Be same month, just after gym class in locker room
>Played basketball, Scott was on my team and no one wanted to pass it to him and he tried to snitch me out
>We barrage Scott with insults, declares he has no friends
>Devin hears this and takes it to heart
>Progressively gets louder and closer to Scott, basically screaming how he's fine they're no longer friends and all the horrible things he'll do to him (beat him, break his bones, kill him, and stuttered as he almost said rape)
>Scott is literally in a corner shaking, crying and almost pissing himself, Forty Fucking Kekarots were had the whole time only by me, everyone else is scared as Scott
>Devin wraps up with, "Fuck you and die, you unlovable shit tampon," and walks out
Devin earned my respect that day, but he lost it the next year
Scott and Devin hated eachother the whole time Devin remained, Devin would fuck Scott up since he was a pussy but Devin wasn't great at planning, hence this:
>7th grade, gym class at the end of the day
>Day prior, bros and I are tossing pigskin after music class (which had some epic Devin meltdowns), Scott inerrupts and I nail him in face
>No one gives shit as he screams at me and says I stole and hid his gym bag
Niggawat
>Back to that day, /fit/bro gym teacher interrogates us boys who stole it
>It now occurs to me what I'm faced with but another buddy, Chas, clears me as he says he saw who did it, says Devin, and Devin says fuck you
>Teacher demands he apologize and run laps, Devin throws his trademark fit and storms out (flail about, strike anything, and squeal like a Viking goddess with a burst hymen)
More to come
kek american white "males"
>>687432136
Dat dude Arab as fuck. He ain't white.
>>687432136
what a lazy fatfuck
>>687432428
he's as white as they come
Sup /b/
Should I commit a crime tonight?
>>687424743
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Yes, rape a kid
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Only if you're poor or black
Feels thread anyone?
>>687432340
3 hours before a meeting that will set how my future 5 years turn out? No thank you, i will have feels later.
>>687432340
I cannot forget my teenage crush even though I haven't seen her for 16 years. SHe gave me her heart but I was so autistic that I evaded, I felt more safe playing Half Life 1 and StarCraft 1.
But I couldn't forget that lost chance.
I live in a suburban town I moved to tree years ago, which is in a very populated region. There is a bar nearby and I think I saw her yesterday with her husband. I'm always believing I'm seeing her everywhere with a nice life. I take the subway and I always believe I saw her here and there.
Meanwhile, I have no money, no career, no job (+20% unemployment here). Nothing. I'm pathetic. And I'm worried of seeing her somewhere.
It's so pathetic to think about someone so much while she forgotten me long ago.
What's got you down OP?
ok /b/ lets be real for a minute
space is not real
let me give you an extremely obvious example of why such a thing does not exist
people say "if the sun were to dissapear or die, we would all freeze to death instantly"
so explain to me, why is it that if I am floating in space, exposed to the suns rays; scientists claim i would freeze to death from being in space.
how does the sun warm the earth, yet not warm the space inbetween?
>>687432433
You would not freeze, you would boil due to near to zeru pressure. You can not freeze in space since there are no particles to transfer heat.
>>687432604
ok, if there are no particles to transfer heat, than how does the sun warm the earth?
>>687432433
You wouldn't freeze instantly. In fact if the sun were to suddenly blink out of existence, we would still see it in the sky and feel it's warmth for another ~8 minutes because that's how long it takes for the sun's energy waves to reach earth. You do know the light and warmth from the sun is literally radiation right anon?
Left or Right thread
Bonus points for what you would do
Moar of right
>>687431260
left, more meaty ass, more of her anon?
>>687431260
Left
Would cuddle and make sweet sweet love
/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: SSDD Edition
Why are IDs even gone?
>>687425100
Thirty seconds? How hard do you refresh the catalog to be that quick?
Good evening fellow kiwis, reporting from downtown Christchurch. Cold or what tonight!
