Show me some big nipples /b/
>>604928075
Ugly britbitch/10
>>604929327
She's Polish living in the UK
ITT:Nerdy awkward sluts
>Posting thumbnails like a faggot
Sage in all fields.
>>604940980
http://loverlex.deviantart.com/gallery/?rnrd=137424
only thing sucks is you need a deva acc
>dat tit grab though
non-porn webms
>>604931534
>>604931534
OH GOD MY WAT THE FUCK
>>604931534
already seen this op, good try though.
>>604931534
>oppression machine
Hey /b/
I was wondering, has anyone seen anything similar to what I saw years back?
This happened years back. I was about 10 or 11. I had recently gotten a telescope, and me and my dad were outside at night. During a point where I was just looking up at the sky with my eyes, I saw this light just ZOOM by. I saw it for about a milisecond. Like, the second it appeared, it disappeared, but it wasn't stationary. As I said, it zoomed by, but not across the whole sky. Only a tiny portion of it. Shorter than when you see "shooting stars". And I've seen a lot. It looked nothing like one. Those are skinny lines usually, and what I saw was BLUE, and round.
I didn't mention it to my dad, I just thought it was weird. I've never forgotten it, and I've only told 2 people about it.
I made two images of what it looked like. It isn't perfect, and I missed parts. The first image I made on the Rockstar Crew logo site. The second, Paint. As I said, it isn't 100% accurate. I'm not good at this. I'd really like to learn to animate, so I could show how it looked.
The thing faded the closer it was to the end. It was travelling west, and faded on side facing the east.
It wasn't a ball shape. It looked like a crescent.
I've looked up videos of comets, meteorites etc. and I can't find anything that looks like what I saw. Someone on Yahoo Answers told me it was some satellite reflecting light, and I just cannot believe that. It just doesn't match the description of what I saw.
Holy Fuck OP I swear to god I was in Jamaica for a vacation a few years back, sitting on the beach looking at the stars and I saw the exact thing you describe. Never told anybody.
>>604935877
Except the one I saw had a bit more of a purple hue to it. Exact crescent shape, fast as hell and big.
how is there no loli thread?!?
Traps must continue pt.4
Posting this thing of mine again.
Interactions with cops thread. I want to hear your best stories.
>Be me, 21 year old senior in college.
> Halloween 2014.
> Live in a pretty small college town but the weekends are always full of parties.
> Dress up as a pirate. Bad ass costume, got two fake sabers and 2 flint lock pistols.
> Antiques, can't be fired, even put orange tape on the end of their barrels cause fuck the police, they will kill me quick if I don't.
> Go to the bars around 12 am, bars are open til 4 am in this town.
> Get way to drunk way too quickly and end up trying to make my way back to my apartment.
> On my way back I am walking when all of a sudden I feel someone grab me from behind
> Instinctively pull away and try to run thinking someone was trying to rob me or something.
> next thing I know I am on the ground getting hit over and over again.
> Only hear "Stop resisting"
> Don't know what is happening so I just go limp.
> even after stopping all motion I still get hit for another 30 seconds.
> get hand cuffed and picked up.
> Cops proceed to tell me I am under arrest for resisting arrest and assault on an officer.
> Confused as fuck, get taken in for booking.
>Call father who is a lawyer, he drives straight to the department which was 2 hours away from him.
> Explain to him what happened and he all but loses his shit.
> Cops provide shitty excuse of how I matched the description of a call about a armed mugging.
> I am too drunk to really say anything, just kinda sit there and laugh from time to time at the bs the cops were saying
> Eventually get arraigned and taken to jail.
> released the next day after pops paid $500 dollar bail.
> go to court, all charges are dropped.
cops threatened me for weeks about suing them. They would literally sit outside of my apartment and follow me to class.
was going to fight them but my dad said it was better to just bite the bullet and forget about it. Cops in this town are the biggest assholes.
Town: New Paltz, NY.
>>604908528
>Be me
>Be 19
>Cop pulls me over and gives me a ticket
>I follow him home
>Stab him in the fucking face
>Hang his wife
>Burn his kids alive
>Disable his legs for life so he has to spend life in wheelchair
>Feels good man
>be 23
>small dense college town
>have small BBQ with friends b Sunday before first day of fall quarter
>kind of break in our new house with nice backyard
>playing quiet music in background
>suddenly cops come around back like they own the fucking place
>mfw the they could have come back through the drive way that wraps to the back of the house
>instead they choose the side with the gate and let themselves in as they please without any warning
>"turn off the music"
>mfw they came about a "noise complaint" from local resident next door
>"it's a valid comlaint, we can hear the music down the street"
>mfw music isn't even auidable from the front of our house
Cops here get in everyone's business, start shit, end poorly. They don't learn their lesson, get involved when they shouldn't, and cause most of the trouble around town
>Isla Vista
>>604909841
> cause most of the trouble around town
Nigga are you stupid on purpose?
Story time /b/?
>Just chilling at home one night
>Eating and fapping like usual
>This brilliant idea pops into my mind
>Find phone and get on tinder
>Uncontrollably start swiping
>Every 3rd girl looks like a whale
>Likeigiveafuck.gif
Cont?
>posts barely any text
>asks for cont?
Yes,.continue, you cunt
ill bite, go on.
>>604908047
>Check phone again 30 mins later
>About 3 matches
>Nowtosealthedeal.exe
>Texting away like Shakespeare
>Manage to intrigue 1 girl
>Eventually convince her to come over
>Looks like a sketchy goth bitch
>Tells me she'll be here in 10 mins
Marry fuck kill thread?
Fuck, kill, marry.
Her thighs make her a fuck over kill
>>604910755
kill left, marry right, fuck middle
69 calls it on cam
RAWLIN
Put clothes on and go to bed
>>604903492
rolling
74 decides how i quit my job
Roll, where do you work anyway?
>>604908088
Walmart. Yup.
Submit 2 weeks notice to your manager
PORN WEBMS GO
>>604874225
SAUCE
source?
>>604874225
Sauce?
ITT: Dat ass thread
wanna smoosh mah face in dis
A girl I know
http://imgur.com/a/Z6GyY
Continuing our Hero's adventure from last thread.
HIT 2 LANDED, ONLY ONE HIT LEFT.
(OPs 69 does not count)
bump. OP you still here?
Tucks him into bed and kills him with a pillow smother
>>604905221
hero just tosses one of the nig nogs into the asianzilla's mouth because they're expendable. asianzilla chokes when nig nog's gorilla penis gets lodged in his throat.
Discuss.
No.
>>604904164
I beg to differ.
Religion > Science
One of them must have it absolutely right.
