Cum tribute on my ex for nudes
Any takers?
ITT: We post the best album ever made and our favourite song in that album.
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Favourite song: Hand of Doom
Im going to listen to every single one of them!
Do it.
Steely Dan Aja
Peg, but the whole thing's great
Queen II -- Ogre Battle
Greentext thread? I'll start.
>be 14
>eight grade
>everybody is crazed on horomones
>usually just chill with my headphones in all day
>most kids thought I was slightly autistic and just left me alone
>sometimes got bullied though; eventually the weirder kids started flocking to me and treated me like their best freinds
>whatever
>was mostly into weird nonvocal songs with a chill beat, didn't give a fuck about rap or the sort.
>hummed to myself allot. this got the other kids to finally start bullying me hard
>especially greg, this fuckhead was way too big for the eighth grade and had serious anger issues, yet somehow still had everything handed to him
>eventually so fed up with up, I sharpen a pencil super well and stab it in greg's solar plexus, deep
>lots of counseling and suspension
>come back and realize this has to stop. decide to compromise on the humming
>picked one song I really liked, leakspin
>knew all the words, even though it was mostly gibberish and impossible to memorize.
>started singing it all the time instead of the other songs, wasn't even mad
>other kids flipped out, it drove them crazy after a while.
>after school one day, they jump me, take all my money and punch me to the ground
>still singing leakspin though
>greg kicks my head in, eventually get me in a chokehold till I can't sing it any more
>thanks.haha
>was sound-recording the whole thing
cont..
cont'd...
>go into school with black eye, get called down to councilors and explain the whole thing.
>"my grandpa died of alzheimer's recently... he was the only one who took care of me, and this song was the last thing he could remember in his later years, even once he forgot my name."
>"I learned all the words for him, his face lit up every time I sung it, and now that he's gone I'm just not ready to stop."
>greg just happened to german, I just happened to be polish
>"Greg always started making racial slurs whenever I sung it. I guess it's a polish nationalism song? He always hated me for being polish. It makes him really mad so I try not to do it around him, but one time I was singing it in the alleyway and I didnt realize he was behind me... here, I have a recording."
>greg called down at this point, arrives just in time and gives me a dirty look
>"Greg, anon has a recording he'd like you to hear"
>play it, first part is just me singing leakspin
>greg starts flipping out, angry as adolf
>"see how it affects him?"
>in the recording he starts attacking me, it's really obvious it's him
>greg looks terrified. stop the recording, i rest my case
>greg expelled, whole social ladder collapses
>his idiot friends resent me
>found out about a week later some ukranian nationalist murdered him? I guess the story got twisted somehow
>suddenly everybody is deathly afraid of me
>especially when I'm singing leakspin
>in history, put hand up for first time in forever to answer a question about ukraine
>girl next to me gets called on instead
>really perky to steal my answer, goes on a long, arduous lecture
>"aa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool..."
>class goes dead silent
>stare girl in eyes while singing
>she shakes and starts to cry
>put headphones in and zone out
>get an A+ on my assignment even though I didn't even write my name
>mfw when an entire school fears me because of leakspin
>>604830464
Prove this shit.
Record yourself singing leak spin.
Today OP was not a faggot
British Sluts Thread
What differentiates a British slut from an American slut?
bumping for scotland
holy fuck!
Public accidental nudity time?
Bump 4 interest
Nothing to dump but willing to bump
Just had a break up. Give me a feels thread, /b/
>>604790079
never forget
God exists.
Heaven that you brah?
Oh boy
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Black people twitter thread keep it funny
I've been there man (yesterday)
>>604793691
Fuck off with your nigger shit. Fucking pleb
>>604794046
You don't even hate niggers like I do.
but their pics are legit you fat fuck
Operation: Fuck Feminism
Here's what we do. We masquerade as feminists on a large scale and invade social media, posting comments about how we're offended about everything until no one takes feminists seriously anymore.
>>604791891
Nobody takes Feminists Serious Faggot.
i'm in
We don't need to. They're already doing that themselves.
Quad exists.
>>604790000
wow
First.
>>604790000
Nerf God
New loli thread
Loli butt time
>>604793114
kill yourself pedo. You serve no positive purpose. You are less than the sum of what you consume. Kill yourself.
dubs decide what i do
will delivar
Treat it well for the next 150 years.
>>604783572
Roll
>>604783572
Roll
I'm calling on my detective /b/ros for help to get a hookup. Long story short I've got this milf that I'm talking to and she's teetering on the edge of wanting to meet up and fuck. I want to surprise her with some flowers where she works, as cheesy as that sounds. But I can't fucking remember which school she said she teaches at. Since i'm only 19 I really want to show some initiative here and lock in my chance at getting laid. Flowers are an obvious choice and will impress her co workers but I need to figure out what school she works at and if possible what department.
Here's all that I know that might help find her school
Name: Patricia L Friant
Location: 4015 Estermarie Dr Apt 1 Cincinnati, OH 45236-1755
Age 40
You can get note info on a white pages search of her I bet but no place of work. Help a /b/ro get laid? So far she's talked dirty to me over the phone and we both got off. I haven't asked for or sent nudes but we've exchanged regular photos. I'm almost 100% sure this isn't a catfish but you never know. If she's telling the truth about working at a school I'll feel a lot better
>>604789058
nigger thats the gayest shit. You aren't gonna date a fucking 40 year old. You fucking meet up and bone thats the point you fucking retard.
>>604789058
milfs wanting hookups don't want fucking flowers. They want to be treated like they're a decade younger than they are. Tell her you want her so badly that you can't take it any more. Tell her the girls you work with/go to school with/ whatever don't get your motor running the way she does.
Flowers will get you nowhere. She wants to be wanted like she's 20 again and fucked the same way.
Don't be a dumbass.
>>604789058
more pictures?
The answer is .5. If you say anything else, you are either trolling or a retard. I'll even work it out for you all.
20÷2 (5+5)
20÷2 (10+10)
20÷2 (20)
20÷40
= .5
20÷2 (5+5)
20÷2 (10+10)
LOLOLOL
>>604766207
ok whatever
The answers 1 you dumb niggers
