OMEGLE THREAD CONT
I think it'd be funnier if we pretending to be bots
>>679844309
Dan?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hi this is dan
You: Well hello Dan
You: And how are you today
Stranger: fantastic
Stranger: yourself?
You: Lovely weather where I am
Stranger: where is that
Stranger: i reside in danland
Stranger: if you were wondering
You: Keeping busy enjoying the weather. I'm in Cali
You: Tell me, where is Danland?
You: Haha unless it's a secret
You: Even a clue would be nice
You: Dan?
Stranger: danland is only a fabrication of the mind. it is simultaneously in existence and not in existence due to the mind's ever changing state. danland is like heaven, an unreachable palace of solitude
You: Interesting
You: Nirvana or something like that
Stranger: the weather is lovely
Stranger: tons of bitches here too
You: Oh that's good, even though it's imaginary I suppose
Stranger: except for the whole palace of solitude part
You: Solitude can be good sometimes
Stranger: we keep them in the kitchen
Stranger: for solitudinal purposes
You: Ah, well where else would you keep them?
You: Unless you don't like imaginary sandwiches
Stranger: bedroom?
You: Really can't argue with that choice either
Stranger: or where ever us dans like to fuck bitches at
You: Read the first letter of each message faggot
You: Then get up
You: Open the door
You: hit the floor
You: Everybody walk the dinosaur
Stranger: i love you
You: <3
Stranger has disconnected.
Creepshot Thread 2
Fuck you to the anon who didn't approach this cutie
>>679858330
She's probably a kinky kitten
Deutschlandfaden zu später Stund!
Was geht morgen?
Lieblingsschnaps?
Wo wäre euer Traumurlaub?
Wie patriotisch seid ihr?
Asiatische oder muslimische Einwanderer?
Traumberuf?
>>679854183
>Was geht morgen?
arbeiten natürlich
>Lieblingsschnaps?
rum
>Wo wäre euer Traumurlaub?
usa
>Wie patriotisch seid ihr?
gar nicht
>Asiatische oder muslimische Einwanderer?
asiatisch
>Traumberuf?
mh einer der spaß macht, wenig menschen interakton voraussetzt und gut zahlt
>>679854183
>Was geht morgen?
I will work on a project of mine.
>Lieblingsschnaps?
I prefer Whisky. Glenfiddich.
>Wo wäre euer Traumurlaub?
Central Europe. Been many times.
>Wie patriotisch seid ihr?
Patriotic enough.
>Asiatische oder muslimische Einwanderer?
Asians please.
>Traumberuf?
The dream is having so much money you don't have to work.
bin am überlegen n weight gainer zu holen
weil wir daheim fast nie was zu essen haben, mitags hol ich mir immer was auf der arbeit
aber abends is nie was da
REKT THREAD! GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
Try and find new shit, sick of seeing the same fucking webms over and over again.
self bump like a faggot
Dem milkers though
>>679862111
What happened to her?
/b/tards i'm fucking depressed my gf just dump me like a fucking useless piece of shit make me laugh before i kill myself
YLYL Thread
She isn't worth it, /b/ro.
Whos the hottest Milf in Porn?
Post pic so we can judge!
Keri Lynn.
Hottest slut mommy.
>>679835236
Sauce ?
Ronja german milf
Fluffy Thread
Cuck thread Pt. 2: anon posts pics of girls and autists tell you how they'd fuck them.
>>679845741
Force her to suck my cock. Hit her till unconcious. Slam back of her head to the wall as I fuck her mouth repeatedly. Pin her head to the wall squeeze till I hear a loud 'crack!', cum inside her throat. Pose her lifeless body in living room for her family to find her later.
>>679846508
Throw her down on the ground,put her head against the wall and mouth fuck her
R34 thread
>>679853389
nice
>>679853389
bump
>girl you love sends you this
what do
>>679846624
an hero
>>679846624
poor person has such a short memory that she couldn't even paint two of her nails the same.
double homicide
Bullying can destroy lifes.
Bullying destroyed my life.
Ask me anything.
story?
Why are you still alive?
How old where you
Wallpaper thread
Bump for interest
No porn webm???
Porn Webm thread
come on guys I wanna jerk it
Celebs you like to beat your meat to.
>>679856509
seriously? she's old af
fb fap
