Im taking care of my friends dog for two hours. Dubs decide what I'll do. OP will deliver.
play with the fucking dog you prick
Play with, have fun, pet it, don't be a cunt
Kiss the dog
no rekt thread, unaceptable.
rekt thread
Sup /b/
I stopped fapping for a week and my dick has already grown 3/4 of an inch. Still a virgin but thats something.
Thoughts?
>>676179194
Hello, i'm going to pick the bait with hard gloves to explain your bitch cuck ass that not masturbating decreses your penis size, as the lack of constant flow on the penis muscles makes it shrink. Enjoy your hairy clit and being condescended by women for the rest of your miserable life.
Go away evil dogger
>>676174043
Go away evil dogger
These threads are becoming pretty retarded.
Go away evil dogger
>>676174043
>Go away evil dogger
Top Tier Ass Thread
Name ONE good thing about being fat.
You get to claim victim/minority status
eat whatever you want
A bullet won't penetrate all the way through.
drive safe, pupper
Fuck You
drive safe, pupper
drive safe pupper
Waifu claiming thread. Version 12,21
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Not going too fast, promise
Tenryuu claimed
What happend to the other thread?
Okay niggers, new Choose your own adventure thread.
Rules:
>First Dubs after i post pic or update count
>you may only dictate what our hero does, not what everyone else does
Ex. you go and fight man = good
man comes over and fights you = bad
>Whenever Trips are rolled, a random event takes place
>Quads are allowed to do anything whatsoever (even control others)
okay i think thats about it
You wake up in a dirty bar bathroom, remembering absolutely nothing.
okay niggers start rolling.
Take a fat piss
Go outside and look in bin for anything useful.
Slam guys head in wall and fuck him while he is pissing.
Name a better comedian
Protip: you can't.
>>676179625
shes not funny, she sad.
I have unfamous friends that are funnier than her at her best.
Steven Wright
Its come to my attention that my entire life has just been me being harassed, lied about, manipulated, and tortured. I have 100 percent made my mind up that life is just a story and mine would be better ending in a suicide. But honestly...I can't think of a quick effective way to commit suicide. I have tried for fucking years. No amount of drugs recreational or otherwise will fix this. I just don't know what to do anymore. All that'll probably happen is people will call the cops on me before I can pull this off or some shit and I'll be sent away to be tortured psychiatrically for another wasted year out of my sickening life. I HATE the fucking fact that every second I waste typing this I feel the desire less and less. I need to get this shit over and done with.
I would much rather die a angry yet honest representation of myself than be an old man cowering afraid in a bed praying to some god that I know does not exist.
>>676163774
Don't be such a fucking pussy
>I can't think of a quick effective way to commit suicide.
Get fucking drunk and jump of a bridge or in front of a train.
I don't really want to drown and theres no trains here. I was honestly just gonna get a can of gas and self immolate or something like...I dont know...I might as well die a badass.
Hot fat girls
No such thing
>>676162817
Damn.
/thread
Friend said he's never seen a hot black chick.
Prove that fag wrong.
>>676168521
he's right
unlees you like zoophilia there isn't any
California sluts thread
If you know them post their area code or city. Don't let this die!
>>676170477
there must have a set somewhere of this girl. I only have a few from /b/ itself
Op here. Yeah I think I saw the full set somewhere at one point but havent seen it since
916
Bubbles/Shoop thread, taking request last one 404d
>>676168413
I've been saving this one. It looks like it would be easy to xray. Would you attempt?
A 9 within the last two digits is a win.rar
