Go to kahoot.it and use the code
54379
It's for a school quiz fuck it up
Spic Nigger reporting in
Dank reporting in
b decides what I do in class
pull your cock out
How extreme are we talking about? U just wann draw sth or u simply dont give a fuck?
Trip over nothing then grab your ass and be like "oh god!" Act like your about to take a massive shit then run to the printer and pull down your pants and say "I'm shit posting" after that stand up and yell "check em faggot" then sit at your desk and fap
Immortan Joe thread
>singels-mediocre
>dubs-witnessed
>trips-ride eternal shiny and chrome
>quads-get carryed through the gates of Valhalla by Immortan Joe him self
quads get!
witness me
>>680159873
what about quints?
What kind of career does /b/ have and what kind of career do you wish you had? High school senior beyond clueless where to go next.
neet
>>680157105
Cool thread let's see where this goes
>>680157105
im currenly learning how to fix cars etc and i enjo it very much but i whould also like to write. (in my native language)
Ask a guy who works at Gamestop anything.
Do you have Battletoads?
>>680159580
Got Battle Toads?
>>680159634
Fucker beat me to it.....
So I had a kickback a couple of nights ago and I found one of these pills (pic related) lying around. says its oxycodone 5mg. How bad will this fuck me up if I snort it. I've never "done" pills before just occasional pot.
selfbump
>>680155667
>5mg
Like not at all
Also looks like it probably has acetaminophen in it, so bad idea anyway.
If you only have 5mg drink alcohol beforehand and it might make it worthwhile if you're an opiate noob
>>680156522
would like a 5th of jack work?
Traits of a real man:
>All sports are just games. Real men play for life/death, not to win a 2 hour shutout. Car/Bike racing, Bullfighting, Mountain Climbing, White water rafting racing, Wingsuit racing - these are all sports for men. Basketball, Soccer, Hockey, Golf, Baseball... they're all designed to be a temporary distraction.
>Women are fucking useless outside of their pussies and will only cause you trouble and cost you money. Anything a woman can do, you can do better, including bleed - cause at least you won't whine or get moody about it.
>BTW, dick size does fucking matter, no matter what cunt tells you it doesn't.
>Money, contrary to belief, isn't the main motivating factor for an attractive woman to want a man, unless she's a feminazi bitch who wants a family and to control her surroundings. Rather, women want interesting men who do shit that other men are too damned pussy to do, such as motorcycle through Asia/Europe, Backpack through South America, Jumping out of airplanes, etc. IE, someone who makes her seem like she has a real man in front of all her friends beta friends. You can have a Ferrari, but if you don't wrangle it in like a man, and treat your woman like she's second-rate while doing it, then she'll still cheat for someone more interesting.
>Knowledge is the key to happiness. And the key to knowledge is travel and exploration. You can only get so much through a book... real life experiences will be the defining guide.
>Alcohol, cigarettes, and drugs are only good on a case by case basis, depending on the surroundings (whether they make you calm, look cool, forget shit). If you become dependent on them, or anything for that matter (outside of the basics such as food, shelter, water, and clothing) then you're a fucking weak fool.
>Debt constricts you to paying it off. Financial freedom offers you just that.
>If you don't know how to drive a manual, change the oil, fix a flat, use a tool set, or live alone in the wild, you're beta.
Actually i agree :)
Shit thread
>>680155170
Do better, faggot.
How about you submit some facts instead of saying BS, beta.
Claiming celebrities thread go i'll start first
> Emma Stone <3
>>680159895
Taylor Swift
>>680159994
THAT STICK GOT NOTHING ON EMMA
How often do you think about suicide?
Too much. But often progress protects me and saves me. The knowledge that there will be a better day
>>680153459
About 15 times today
>>680153459
Everyday.
My girlfriend is 8,000 miles away from me and has been gone 2 months. She texted me this morning (her night) she was going to eat dinner, then she'd call her best friend to wish her a happy birthday and would then call me. It has been 4 hours since then and it's nearly midnight her time.
Should I let her call me first or reach out to her?
If she calls me and tells me she is tired and is sleeping soon how should I react? Because that will piss me off as if she didn't want to talk and put me last.
>>680156518
I mean, she did say she would call you. I wouldn't worry about it. Do your thing while waiting fam.
Probably takes ages for her when she talks with her best friend. Just send a text and see what's up
>>680156764
>>680156766
Okay, I'll wait for her to reach out to me. I'm working from home but technically on the clock. Usually I'm free to chat between 7-11am (before work picks up) and now it's beyond the 11am time frame for me. So, I'm afraid she'll call when I'm busy/at lunch and can't talk. We haven't talked in a while as she's been traveling and with a 12-hour time difference if I miss her now then it'll be an additional day we don't talk. I don't like texting.
Picture below yours becomes your new profile pic for all of your social media / accounts.
Please be kind
>>680155408
D E S I G N A T E D
ITT: We decide who the 45th U.S. President is
http://strawpoll.me/7416379
Feel free to bump this thread by arguing. Just remember that whoever gets the most votes is the right candidate no matter what.
Hillary is going to win. Hate to say it, but it's true.
>>680156240
Can't stump the Trump.
>non-american here
>Ididit4thelulz
I never felt so fucking depressed. Give me a YLYL thread, /b/, you'd save someone.
>>680155137
This one always cheers me up
You wtf you loose
goodbye post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc9B_eAkNro
get bored, roll
kick off before work
Röoo
Rollerino
