Another h/fur :3
I love herm cock
lurkin
afk
but still lurkin
I'm gonna dump all of my favorites this time.
>>683087405
I think we all do <3
>>683087506
Have fun~ <33
Name a country more brainwashed than US and A? Protip: You can't.
The religion is the problem
I've been hopelessly depressed for months now and everything I've tried to get me out of this slump hasn't worked and any tips would be great.
ITT : depression
An hero bro
>>683086223
lol
Start working out regularly. Walking, running, body weight, does not matter, for thirty minutes every other day. Exercise has been proven to help treat depression.
Sit down once a week and list out things in your life that stress you. Then list out things you can do to change them, then actually start trying to change them.
Ta da, in a few months/years you will not be depressed depending on how fucked you are right now.
Remember, not being depressed does not mean you can't ever be sad.
Currently living at home alone. My GF moved out a few weeks ago. We were having lots of arguments n shit. Were still toghether, just on a break. However,
only I have the keys to the house
About 4 nights ago I got back from work late and was in bed about 10 mins later. Was kinda restless. I kept hearing creaking and whatever from around the house, which I know
is perfectly normal in the dead of night when everything is quiet. Anyway, I was certain I heard talking coming from the living room. It didnt last long. Anyway, I
just sort of ignored it. Like I said, I dont believe in paranormal shit.
That morning woke up because my kettle crashed to the floor in the kitchen. Very weird. But again, didnt put it down to anything paranormal. Went about my day.
Got home that night and my house was a fucking mess. I didnt remember leaving it in a mess. Call up my GF ask if she was round. Turns out she is about 300 miles away in
Scotland. She also reminds me that she has no keys.
...This is where it becomes fucked up. Yesterday I get home from work. Hearing lots of weird bangs and stuff from around the house. Trying to ignore it be now its starting to genuinely
freak me out. Have a bunch of drinks, catch up on Game of Thrones. Go to bed. Im lying in bed. I didnt go to bed drunk. Mildly tipsy. Im lying on my side of the bed, alone.
Im half alseep and it feels like someone has got in beside me. Im a half alseep, confused. But I can feel the bed moving. As I start to turn over to see whats there
this loud as fuck eruption in laughing from that side of the bed. I cant see shit, its pitch black (ususlly there is some light leaking into the room) I shit myself and run into
the living room. Turn on all the lights. Iv sat here till about 7am. Couldnt call anyone was too early. All my shit is in the bedroom anyway, phone, laptop etc. So
at around 7 I plucked up the courage to go back into the room. The door is shut. I defenatly didnt shut the door, I just ran. I opened the door and the bed has been made
my my wardrobe doors have been opened. There was also a very strong smell of hot rubber. As Im surveying whats around me, the bedroom door slams INCREDIBLY loud behind me
So now, Im just sat in my bedroom wondering what the fuck to do now.
Decide to leave it a few minutes. Then I go back into the living room. All the doors have been closed. The television turned off.
Now Im just sat here. I can occasionally hear movement activity from that room. Called some friends who are gonna come over later to verify. But what the fuck do I do in the meantime??
"PEOPLE OF EARTH, BOW DOWN TO YOUR DALEK MASTERS!"
tits or gtfo
>>683085612
DO NOT BLASPHEME!
>>683085692
dalek titties or fuck off
I'm depressed because I don't have a gf and I am a virgin,girls are not interested in me,ignore me and laugh at me,these days I was talking with a girl and I almost had a chance,she sent me texts like pic related and now she is ignoring me and I don't know what I did wrong.I'm in the bathroom crying and about to kill myself
Do it faggot and livestream
>>683087165
"Fuck you hard :*"
What the fuck do you expect, faggot?
How the fuck am I supposed to quit a 3 year long benzo use? The withdrawals are literally hell and tapering off is the hardest thing I have ever tried.
What could help me /b/?
kill yourself
>>683086217
its not even trying anymore
>>683086165
why are you mad anon?
How the fuck can someone believe in any god? People have created gods, not vice versa.
>>683080695
God hates me cause I'm a fag!
well you see you stupid atheist its up to you to prove god doesnt exist so fuck off until you can prove it
what the fuck is the fourth one supposed to be
Hold it right there! Show me those singles before you pass.
Ok
I've been single all my life op
New Loli bread peach edition
If you like big bang theory, you're stupid. Watch this without the laugh tracks, it's a stupid fucking show.
big bang theory without laugh track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
agreed xD noob show xD
>>683087105
Well done OP. You ruined it for me. What should I see instead?
dubbs and ill start the series you recommend me right fucking now
How i met your mother is even worse.
ITT: post your gf and anons tell how they'd fuck her
you disgusting cuck with low testesteron rate
sage
>>683085334
Consensual Sex In The Missionary Position For The Sole Purpose Of Procreating
Whats the latest with garry? He killed himself yet?
bump for interest
>>683082759
which threads were you here on?
animal rekt thread please
lets bring the worst out in /b/
deliver you niggers
more feed me
disgust my nigger friends
FRAP FRAP FRAP
rell
>>683084557
rollz
>>683084557
Roll
