Waifu claiming thread
>Moar shitposting please edition
>discuss stuff
>shitpost if you really want the thread bumped
>have fun
Anastasia claimed
>>683078849
Rumia claimed, darkly
sachi claim
I put my sister's bullet vibrator in my ass and now I can't get it out.
I thought I would be able take a shit to remove it, but it won't come out. It went too far in. I can't reach it with my fingers. It has been inside me for over an hour and a half and I've already cum 5 time. I'm starting to get really sore. It hurts.
What do?
>>683079820
Go to the doctor, fucking retard, anal play rule #1 is make sure it cant get stuck
kys
>>683079820
You have to go to the hospital man.
Last bread almost dead
Alright faggots of /b/ its pepsi time again we need to keep on going with this shit.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
>>683082386
Heil Judy! For the thousand year Fureich!
from other thread
Remember everyone this is not a judy thread this is a real actual raid thats happening right now
Movie guessing thread continued!
>>683080079
Dayman vs Nightman
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
or dont idgaf
i'm not human
>>683079432
is anyone really though?
cringe thread
the thread must live on fucking 30 cringe post duder has arrived nr 1
lets do this shithe 2
cant do this alone
Dick r8 thread
>>683079514
Meh... 5/10
Femanon here.
7/10 since you're cut.
>>683079782
Tits or gtfo
HOW TO BE A NIGGER
PART I
1) Lie about how big your dick is all the time, and about how many white women you fucked while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement.
2) Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible.
3) Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear you cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.
4) Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way Your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is".
5) Only drink malt liquor, Colt 45, or Thunderbird.
6)When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU.
7) All negresses will allow their heathen children to run wild in stores and break things. When they want you to pay for the items, tell them, "you just want me to pay for that shit cuz I'm black. You'd let me go if I was white, muthafucka."
8) All negresses will converse with the black check-out clerks at the grocery store and hold up the line, especially when there's a lot of white folks behind you. Act like you can't find your money and hold up the line even further.
9) Talk about how much you hate white people with your buddies when soliciting downtown street corners, then lose all focus and hose your shorts when watching all the fine, white businesswomen walking past.
10) It doesn't matter how shitty your car is, put the biggest diameter rims on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white neighborhoods at night and play rap music as loud as you can. We love the rattling trunk, we really, really do.
11) When you are at a street intersection when trying to find parking at you favorite black club, make sure you and your fellow negroes gridlock the intersection. We aren't really in a hurry to get anywhere, really we're not.
12) When going on a drive-by shooting always miss the target and hit an innocent bystander. Children are a plus.
13) Make the most annoying sounds when you laugh. Example: "KSSS SSSS SSSS SSSS!!" Scream out loud when beginning your laugh, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, KSSSS SSSS SSSSS SSSS!!"
14) Talk as loud as you can whenever you can. Especially in libraries or theaters. Black women, this is a perfect time for you to chimp out on your "boo". Remember, white folks invented home video just because of you.
15) Black women, when going to the theater, wear the highest weave you can, and sit in front of some white people. Oh, this is the perfect time to call your homegirl if you can get reception to your cellphone.
16) When at fast-food resturaunts, hog up the front counter and take your time looking at the menu if you see white people behind you. Then, when giving your order, keep changing it around. If you work at a fast food place, take an excessively long time to get the order ready, especially for white people.
17) When at a check-out counter of any kind, try to bargain with the clerk on the price. If you can't lower the price, grab it and run.
18) Walk slow and purposely push and shove, then look at those people with disdain and smack your lips a lot.
19) When begging for money, act offended at white folks who only give you a dime or a "solid quattah" instead of a five dollar bill. This is a reasonable means to attack or mug them. When you get caught, state your reason as "dey wuz white." The media and the ACLU will come to your rescue, so don't sweat it.
20) Always whine about how the white man is keeping you down, and how you are owed slave reparations. Even though you've never been a slave and could never survive it because you're lazy.
21) Wear a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers. Go to the dentist and get those rotten teeth replaced with gold implants. Go ahead, you know you're going to stiff the dentist. If he keeps harrassing you about the bill, call the NAACP.
22) Always talk on your cellphone when driving. Ignore red lights, ambulances, and fire trucks. If you hit someone, drive off.
23) Say stupid things like "YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!" or "BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!!" Use ebonics so you don't have to sound intelligent like white folks.
24) Call the founding fathers racist slave owners so that public schools with names like 'George Washington High' or 'Thomas Jefferson High' are changed. Don't stop whining until every public school in America is named the following: 'Malcolm X High', 'Rosa Parks Middle School', 'Rodney King Elementary' and so on.
25) Burn down your own churches and cry racism. This way you can demand that the government build you a new church at taxpayers' expense, and they'll do it.
26) Spread sexually transmitted diseases (to white girls if possible) and obsessively use drugs.
27) Put your hand over your mouth and do your "human beat box" in public places so you can annoy the fuck out of everyone.
PART II
28) Use "muthafucka" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?". In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' shit". Knowwhumsain?
29) When the police officer hands you a ticket, tell him it's because you're black. It had absolutely nothing to do with you running the red light moments before.
30) Park you car on a college campus and vandalize it. Be sure to spray swastikas and vulgarities on the car, then tell the police you are the victim of a hate crime. Even if you are not an instructor or a student, you'll still be able to sue the school. They'll cave in because you're black.
31) Stop in the middle of the street and get out of your car when you see a homeboy of yours sitting on a curb, leave the door open and walk over and talk to your "homie". Ignore the other drivers honking their horns, they're probably just white folks anyway.
32) ALWAYS walk down the middle of the street. Never move for any oncoming vehicles. When they honk, just give them a scowl and smack your lips a lot.
33) When in a grocery store or any other store, always block the isles, especially for white people. Never move your shopping cart, and never tell your heathen children to move out of the way. Whenever possible, act like you don't see the person trying to get past.
34) Negroes are very sexual (not in a good way). Fuck anyone or anything.... men, women, children, dogs..... if it has at least one hole, anything goes. Anything to get your freak on.
35) When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the oven, tell the police the truth.... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry, it should work.... you're black, after all.
What's the best bitorrent client?
>>683075037
micro torrent
vuze
qBittorrent
Deluge
Personally I prefer Vuze or micro torrent
>>683075037
BitLord or Utorrent
Vuze or Utorrent
Draw thread: Thirsty Lizard Edition
>>683074833
>i only come here to warm up
I weren't talking about any of the regulars, and I guess I was wrong to begin with as well..
As long as people have a desire to interact with the community in a positive way, I really don't mind them, no matter their skill level.
I was just sperging, sorry.
>>683075044
>I wonder if people only bother us when we are being hypocritical.
Well, hypocrisy do trigger people. Though even a thief can know stealing is wrong.
>>683075286
nah, you're cool. and i get it, it does kinda suck to see it happen.
anyway, i need to dip, but i hope you have a good day/night
>>683075286
Corrected, OC gender swap from last thread.
>>683075580
Thank, you too...
Guess I'll just go stand in the corner now then..
04/29/2017
46°09'17.1"N 1°09'59.8"W
Scuba diving?
>>683069048
not enough water
4chan meetup thread. Post your country and city and spend a shitty evening with b/rothers near you
Potsdam, Germany
munich, germany a bit far, man
Rennes , France.
Is my sister as hot as all my friends claim she is?
>>683073071
hmm let's see her feet
>>683073071
https://fgts.jp/r/thread/14380132/
Hi /b/
Dubs decide if i open.
OPEN
>>683076111
open faggot
>>683076111
open fag
Why do you hate abos I wish they would all go walkabout and drop off a fucking cliff
i hate abos because they get an easy life with massive handouts and kickbacks without having to lift a finger just because they were born black
>>683074641
Because they're from Australia, and Australia fucking sucks.
>>683075406
Says the pom or yank.... yaaaawn
