Name a better game than this
PROTIP: You probably can't.
pong
Literally every other 2d metroid game, aside from maybe 2. Overrated as fuck, it has its moments and was really fun at times. but it suffered from the "WERE THE FUCK DO I GO" syndrome and that kills a lot of games.
>>583736517
Yeah, the syndrome that is the main feature of every Metroid?
>This will never be you
How does that make you feel?
>>583714112
AMERICUN DREM UEEEHAUAUA
Feels good man, those two have probably already been shot to death or died of obesity
>>583714112
I don´t care. I´m not a faggot
> hate american football
> cheerleaders are sluts
No thanks bro.
New loli thread
>>583728029
Fucking pedophiles
>>583728115
Lifeguard thread...go!
Bump
>>583705120
>>583705646
Being a lifeguard is mainly dull
The most common injury is old people slipping on wet floors and breaking fragile bones, or children pushing each other over. Between shifts we clean the changing rooms/toilets/put away equipment and have to stare directly at the pool for up to 90 minutes on end between cleaning breaks
/POL/ IS NOT COMING BACK
/POL/ IS NOT COMING BACK
/POL/ IS NOT COMING BACK
/POL/ IS NOT COMING BACK
READ THIS THREAD
Anon figured out what is really happening
https://master
chan.org/global/thread/6243#6452
Nigga, the thread is 404'd
>>583725408
wat
And this matters to /b/ how?
We rate each other based on what song we are listening
you fags go first , r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5KiiMzgDw
shameless self bump
get on my level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yily4Tp6X7Y
>>583717661
zeppelin 9/10
Guys... I'm alone and really depressed. I've been streaming my webcam and all of these guys are being jerks.
Will you be nice to me?
Tits + timestamp or gtfo
>>583719264
Thanks for confirming my lack of faith in the human race
bump, just in case it's true.
Loli thread anyone?
Sorry m8 got no pron on this phone
>>583713008
Sorry, only got a couple o pics
>>583713754
>>583713454
Ima just dump what i have.
24 names my baby!
Oooops
Nigger
Hitler
Stoner thread tiem
Any other growers here?
Bumpin
>>583711343
what do i need to grow 1 northern lights autoflowering feminised plant safely without any police trouble?
Also how many lights, expected start cost in £ or $, best guides to read while growing etc.
god tier games?
runescape before the fucking update, never played any of the elder scrolls games, but have been hearing they're really the shit, no money though, would be cool if someone who enjoyed them and wants to pass the feeling on would give me one though.
>>583701279
pirate that shit
>pic related
10/10 ASS THREAD
Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening /b.
I'm bored and have a couple hours to spare, so will post my favourite ass pics.
Feel free to contribute.
Well after a successful thread that was prematurely deleted I am inspired to create a continuation thread. Any /pol/ refugees please feel most welcome to contribute content and attempt to educate our sadly misled /b/rothers.
>>583700580
Enjoy.
Right off the bat I will post the video that personally inspired me to attempt to walk upon the Path Of Light.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhGfCTA_6wA
I just went on /pol/ and what is this? Some one told me it's been getting bad since g-g; what's going on??
Spooky Shit
>I was taken into foster care when I was very young, I never new my birth parents. Didn't find out I was adopted until my teens
>Had good upbringing, my adoptive parents were loving, kind and gave me a good upbringing
>Everynow and then I have a recurring nightmare
>Same thing every time, It's the middle of the day and I'm out in the woods lying on my back. I'm surrounded by people, their faces are covered so I can't see them clearly.
>One of them grabs my head and forces me too look straight into the sun
>Just as my eyes start burning the sun begins to fade
>I'm in pitch blackness, but the spot where the sun used to be is still distinguishable, it's an unnaturally dark circle. Kinda hard to describe with words, just an impossibly dark circle
>that's when i always wake up, usually covered in sweat and panting
>I figured something bad happened to me as a child
>Whenever i ask about my birth parents and my past, my folks get really uncomfortable, saying that they don't know who they were or how I could find them.
>Recently went on massive road trip with a few mates
>Stop in some dead end town one night, we're drinking at the campsite when some drunk homeless guy comes wandering in
>The guy is off his face, pretty funny to watch him stumble around and spout random shit. Tell him we'll give him a beer if he can do 20 pushups
>He manages somehow and I go to give him a beer
>He gets a good look at my face as i hand it too him, and he goes white as a fucking ghost
>drops the beer and jumps back, guy looks terrified
>points at me and yells, 'This one's seen the black sun' then runs off
>I've never told anyone about the dream, so this scared the shit out of me
>So now i feel I should maybe hire a PI or something to look into my parents and childhood, kinda scared about what i might find out though.
>>583686789
Spooky. Any more details?
>>583686789
Reminds me of that game condemened.
If this isn't bs (which it most likely is but I want to believe) then getting a PI sounds like a good idea. Google is also a great resource.
>>583686789
Hey bud, traveling Buddhist monk here.
> your 3rd eye is calling for a opening forcefully
Would you like to contact me?
Facebook friends you want to fuck.
Continued from >>583669121
why?
why?
>>583688405
