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alright /b/

there's a former child star in one of my classes and the final is tomorrow...what should i do/say to her?

pic related: it's her
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Tell her u wanna fuck her tits off
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>>583943301
tell her she was hot in school of rock
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>>583943647
This

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more marty k.
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bastard
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>>583945507
I am sorry, please forgive.

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Petty thievery thread.
How good of a crook are ya?
Tips truck and strategies you use?
Also, biggest profit collected from one run?
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>>583929834
Tricks*
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>>583929834

Story time!

>Be me and two other friends a few years ago.
>Be awake at 3:00 AM on a Wednesday
>Doing fuck tons of coke.
>Friend A goes outside to smoke a cigarette.
>After a few minutes, Friend B and I hear someone yelling.
>Look outside window with Friend B.
>Friend A still has his cigarette in his mouth, and is fist fighting some hobo in the street who was breaking into our cars.
>Friend B and I look at each other.
>Ohfuckno.jpeg

Continue?

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What are /b/'s thoughts on this faggot? Name's Dan Bilzerian. Self proclaimed "king of Instagram"

Worth supposedly $100 million

Was in a couple of movies
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I kinda feel sorry for him.
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Gay ass shit faggot nigger.

I'm jealous of him.
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jelly on his guns and goats... not so much for those worthless bitches and the meaningless life

fuck or pass
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>>583935282
if you have to ask, you are rapedrektrottenly gayest
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>>583935282
somehow I really like her face
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>>583935282

Fuck.

REAL TRAP thread! Girls that look like girls in first picture and then you see a picture showing everything.
>>Then send these to your friends!
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>>583935518
This is a tranny then I forfeit my heterosexuality
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>>583935518
>>583935707

Sophie Turner thread!
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ok
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Get in here loli-lovers, it's a new loli thread
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>>583928162
Also don't have anything to dump because im on mobile so there is that.
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shota is superior
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>>583928162
tfw the last one died right after I left

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Survival Time
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hmm...I'll go with "B"
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Dinosaurs in the mix makes me 100% convinced nobody could survive.
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>>583924016
A and shoot myself

Why are people with Down Syndrome kept alive? I mean really, what the fuck is their purpose in society? They are, by definition, not human, so why not just neutralize them?

How much money does the tax payer pump in to supporting these animals in schools and on social welfare, all for the purpose of dragging back resources that could be used on humans instead? Or kids have their education hindered just so their teacher can waste their time teaching Downy single-number addition in 8th grade? Or pumping money into carers, shoving a spoon full of potatoes into Downy's mouth at age 27 because he's not even capable of that? There is no quality of life, no contribution to society, all happiness is sucked out of the family that is cursed with them, and they die at age 40, long after any damage done by their very existence is repairable.

When I went to school, there were a few of these creatures on the school bus, sitting at the very front, they were mostly aged 30-40. You should hear the howls and shrieks coming out of them. One in particular literally couldn't talk other than "HARLaHaRLAAHRA", and when you could understand it, all she was saying was "Look at the window wipers! Wow!". I would compare it to having a conversation with my dog, but my dog actually has intelligence.
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>neutralize

Sounds like someone should have euthanized you, homie. You're on their level.
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Why so serious
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>>583921225
You do have a point there I must agree

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Well, her name is Marina and she wants to be famous. I found her in my boyfriend's email inbox

Enjoy
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I sure as hell hope you're hotter than she is.
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Here's more
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>>583916204
She desn't have boobs, she is horrible

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No porn webm thread?
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>>583917398
Sauce
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loli thread
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every poster in this thread gets a free loli from my personal stock.

first poster gets

<---- this loli as there personal toy. dw, i only offer the finest quality lolis.
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I hope I get something good, fine quality lolis are rare these days
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>>583904806
Pls give something qt
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>>583905510
you got the loli in the OP anon.

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do you know any games where you can fuck girls? or just mangas/comics/hentai about loli you can suggest
only one i know is the game unteralterbach (pic related)
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>>583888984
RapeLay
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>>583889024
Isnt that banned in a bunch of places?
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>>583889150
you amuse me

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