rate please and tell me what to do. Im going to her house tomorrow and she already tried to fuck me once.
Fuck her, niggu damn.
quite nice, fuck her as good as you simply can op
I really can't tell how old she is..kinda scary
I think it's bait but your call unless your 17 and below, then go for it!
Pick a song title and add 'in my asshole' to it.
I'll start.
Goliaths Disarm Their Davids in my Asshole.
On a Sea of Blood in my Asshole
right side of the bed in my asshole
A Little Piece of Heaven in my Asshole
ITT: girls you consider ugly but would smash anyway
This hunny bunny.
Look at the guy looking disappointed with his arms folded though. Makes me lol makes for a good reaction too
>>693486733
Definitely not ugly, solid 7/10 - would fuck
>>693487075
4/10, only because of her nice tits - maybe smash her
>>693487231
Chubby 6/10 - I'd smash her
OG OP here once again for you fucking niggers
a nigger once said, op what if trips, and i said that nigger is tripping so here are the rules you fucking homos
trips = you can fuck who you want but have to kill them before, during or after and you will go to prison for it, even trips no arse raping in the showers from bubba and the butt squad, odd trips = end it now on tinychat
quads = you can fuck who you want, but their parents will watch and you have to rape them, since there are no niggers both parents will be there, odd quads mean you get away with it...
When this thread 404s that is your eternal fuck monkey
rawl
>>693489676
nigga
rell
One of these
COLOR WARS THREAD
Niggers advance
>>693489852
no they don't
weebs advance desu
Have you ever hit your girlfriend/fiance/wife?
Today, my girlfriend said some very very cruel shit to me, and I lost it, and hit her with like 40% power.
She ofc. told her mother, friends etc. so now I cant see her family again, because... embarrasing... My life is ruined, and I will now only see my kid every 2nd week.
I brought this on myself though... fuuuck I'm sad man..
I have never hit a girl before... feel like shit now..
Never did. But I can empathise, sometimes you just wanna slap a bitch. Sorry for you bro, the cucklture will stigmatise you forever
>>693489026
Nope. I may be called a faggot or white knight, whatever, but the only way I'd hit a woman was if I had to legitimately defend myself. I wouldn't haul off and hit a bitch for being upset though, not worth the hassle.
I gew up with an abusive father. I promissed myself never to become suchs a weak asshole.
Shota Thread COntinued
Dead already
>>693484932
every time
Does being an atheist make you smart?
Yes.
No
believe or not believe, you can still be a retard.
Who is gonna win?
>>693483809
africa
France of course
germany with blitzkrieg-strategie
help /b/
I suggest you ask her for
> healthy vaginal sex with impregnation
>>693473698
help you with what? Getting logan to answer his phone?
>>693474235
yeah
Cum rulet
Rollll
goin dubs
Rollerino
>control+f4
>No loli thread?
>loli thread.
>control+f4
absolutely kek
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/89/
>>693481214
thumbnail again
CRACKHEAD TALES!
I'll go first.
>work at cinema
>enter crackhead couple
>obviously total scumbags, look almost homeless
>woman seems near enough sober, maybe had a couple of drinks, but crack/heroin has destroyed her face
>the guy
>the guy....
>absolutely 100% out of his mind on heroin or some other strong opiate
>pic related, only he was more visibly drawn-out from drugs
>they approach the till next to mine being manned by a fat bitch that I hate but that's beside the point
>they ask to see the conjuring 2
decent film btw, acting is pure and total cringe but it will definitely shit you up if you watch it loud
>anyway
>next showing isn't for an hour
>as Fatty McDiabetic prints off their tickets and the woman pays, I notice the guy is leaning over the sweets
>hear a sligh rustling and see he now has his hands in the inside of his jacket
>guy has clearly just stolen a bag of sweets
>I stare him dead in the eyes, then stare right at his jacket where the sweets are, then back into his eyes
>allaroundmearefamiliarfaces.jpg
>he is JUST lucid enough to realise that he has been busted
>after a solid 5 seconds of me staring him out he does this weird full-body jerk motion
>slurs "just lukin fur sum change pal, heh"
>I keep staring him the eye
>"yeah..."
>I didn't physically witness him put the sweets into his jacket and the cinema policy is you can't actually accuse someone of stealing unless there is solid proof and multiple eye witnesses
CONT
>>693484009
>as I said, their next showing isn't for an hour so I say nothing and they leave the cinema to go shoot heroin or something before their film starts
>go into managers office, tell them what happened, and ask to see security footage
>it couldn't be more perfect
>just as he takes the bag and is putting it into his jacket he looks up and makes eye contact with the security camera
>this guy could be on a poster of what shoplifting looks like
>you stupid nigger
>hour or so later, they come back
>"yo mate can I have a word?", I say in a slightly hushed voiced, beckoning him over to the counter
>trying to hide my erection as I anticipate a good old crackhead-kickoff
>"uhhhhhbluhhhh yeah man sure"
>slumps his way over to the tills
>he's even more wasted than before
>"so about those sweets?"
>woman, who is now clearly intoxicated, starts to be all like "what are you on about?"
>before he can finish her sentence, wasted guy cuts her off
>"shut the fuck up you bitch" sharp as fuck, out of nowhere
>mfw
>she has done nothing wrong
>he grabs a handful of dirty ass-pennies out of his pocket and asks how much
>"£3.40"
>cinema prices are toppest of keks in the UK, don't know about you other faggots
>"fukkin hell"
>he doesn't have enough
>manager has in this time been notified of the crackhead bandits arrival and has approached the till
>he says "oh if you can't pay for them then we'll have to just refund your tickets and we can pay for it out of that"
>"oh yeah sure cool"
>>693484175
CONT
>we refund the tickets and give them the money minus the amount they had to pay for the sweets
>they both look confounded
>"we payed £x.XX, wtf"
>"yeah that's the £X.XX minus the £3.40 for the sweets you took"
>.....
>..........
>cogsturning.avi
>"okay well can we have another two tickets for the conjuring then?"
>they clearly will not have enough money...
>manager explains the whole thing and slowly it sinks into crackhead ladies head
>they aren't seeing this movie today
>she EXPLODES out of nowhere into a fit of rage at crackheadguy
>absolutely screaming
>"YOU FUCKING JUNKIE CUNT ALL THIS FOR SOME ROLO'S WHAT A FUCKING JOKE"
>there are kids with their parents at the cinema
>she's still going
>mfw
>crackhead guy is at this point literally just staring into space wondering where the fuck he is
>is not listening at all
>me, manager, and three other members of staff are just stood there
>Watching this spaced out junkie pay absolutely no attention to crackhead bitch going apeshit into his ear
>he looks a mixture of serenly content, and in nightmarish agony
>after 20 seconds or so manager starts asking them to leave the building or the police will be called
>crackhead woman storms out, screaming the whole time
>crackhead guy regains consioucness after a minute or so
>slowly turns his head to me
>no joke
>"uhhhh two for the conjuring please"
>>693484575
>>693484175
>>693484009
i enjoyed OP
Not Supposed to share/GF/Wife PT.2
perky fucking tits
my ex. never got to see her naked ): her kik is ayygurlll if anyone wants to try lol
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