moar?
More plz
>>693519369
Hey your penis looks exactly like mine thanks for sharing I feel much better about my peice
>>693519918
>because OP is totally the guy in the pics
I just fucked myself in the ass with that carrot i carved to dildo-shape with my knife. Shit was cash. 99 decides what i do with it now.
kill yourself
/kill self
>>693524048
Roll for that.
Kill self with carrot.
why are you not playing Pokemon GO?
The servers are down
Can i play it being not in straya?
Because I don't want to get ran over by an SUV
>Be me
>16, home alone, on a fapping spree
>after 6th nut, i start getting bored, try something new
>proceed to stick finger up ass, pop a boner that would make dwanye johnson feel inadequate
>start to beat it while pointer finger is camped out in rectum
>bust like never before, a layer of my babycannon ammo begins soaking into the towel i was laying on (thank god i planned ahead with that)
>the hunger intensifies, begin to search stepmom's drawers for a dildo or toy
>come across picrelated
> turn it on, makes a vibrating sound. i notice there's an odd whoosh of air, figure it's just to blow a cool breeze onto the labia for pleasure or some dumb shit
>apply to balls an instantly feel the burn of a thousand suns
>throw the dumb shit toy, examine balls
>they start bleeding rapidly, not nosebleed rapidly, but at a level at which i can no longer see the skin surface of my balls
This actually happened 15 minutes ago. If you made it this far, pls help. The skin around my right testicle has a strawberry-looking bleeding rash about the area of a quarter. I'm currently sitting at my comp in my undies, with some circular cotton thing taped on it. What do?
Also, trips and you get a picture.
Idk go to a hospital
>>693529131
post picture of dildo up your butt, with timestamp
Enroll in summer school you dumb fuck.
Florida girls 941
>>693530084
yeah ive got 941 nudes on a usb drive here
keep the thread bumped while i go get it
>>693530084
Brytni M 239
Hey /b/
Im creating the best stoner playlist for when I get to uni in a couple of months and I need your help.
I'm in need of the smoothest, most incredible chill high songs the world has ever seen. Thanks boys
>>693515812
https://soundcloud.com/nick_colletti/suh-my-fuh-dih-bih
>>693515812
It's just a song but it's perfect for when you're super high
https://soundcloud.com/kennysegal/worlds-to-run-feat-driver-milo-and-andersonpaak
>>693515812
DIIV - Is the Is Are [Full Album]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbYS5HJOkM
OHPLEASEDONT- Through Your Thigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lfkgSurh3E
Young the Giant - Take Me Home (Acoustic) (PureVolume Session)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNwrBCzV-Vc
Julien Baker: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tADWPTqR_4A
WARNING THIS IS NOT A TEST
HEAR ME OUT FELLOW PEOPLE
IF YOU DONT REPLY TO THIS THREAD YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>693531599
Fuk
>>693531599
...
K
Is there a good site to share my wife pics other than wifelovers. I love sharing her pics for comments but that site is full of old dudes and 4chan is full of virgin queers... Any thoughts?
>>693526192
Kik mikeeuropa
I always have new content of her and I like sharing with appreciative clients
>>693526487
kik me
whodatbedere2
Are there any Canadians even on here?
>>693531638
im Canadian
Yeah man there is I'm one of them
>>693531638
204
Found this girl into kittenplay and bdsm.
Roll trips or 69 for kik, Snapchat, tumblr and instagram
Don't be a dick and just post it
post her nudes faggot
>>693529675
I just wanna see some gets
no fap roulette ?
>>693528830
NO.
FAP.
ROULETTE.
>>693528830
Normal enough
>>693528830
relll
SHEMALE THREAD
What's the difference between shemale and trap ?
Is it the same ?
>>693530341
Shemale is tits and dick, trap is dick and no tits
ylyl
>>693522781
funny
>>693522781
Fgt
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>693514386
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Goodnight wonderful thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvg8oBnyg8U
>>693527818
Always so stoic
You Boner You Lose
I'll contribute a little.
