Just got out of prison. Did 4 years. Shit sucked. Got lots of stories.
>be me. Stole neighbors mustang GT cuz he's a dick.
>mad burnouts. Blow tire. Leave it in the middle of the street.
>realize how easy it is to steal cars.
>me and brother decide to boost high end cars and profit.
>have brother go into dealership like Porsche or Ferrari and ask to test drive the one in going to take.
>when he finds out where the keys are he leaves.
>I go back a week or two later.
>smash window to building.
>find and take all the keys.
>find out what one is for the car I want.
>take that shit to my brothers metal Morton building giant garage thing.
> we take the whole car apart.
>set frame or anything with vin numbers on the side of the street beer a police station.
>dealership collects on insurance.
>police find frame.
>it gets sold in the police auction.
>I buy it for whatever I have to spend. Sometimes as low as $300 and most I ever had to spend was $2,800.
>now own frame with vin numbers.
>get registration showing I own it since I bought it legally.
>put car back together.
>just got a brand new expensive ass sports car for $300 bucks.
>hot rod that shit around for a month or two.
>sell it.
>repeat the process.
>livin high on the hog.
>new lambo aventador sitting pretty.
>have assloads of cash at home. Don't need to steal anymore. But I want to.
>it's a setup. Get fucking caught. Search my home. Take my money and get evidence supporting 9 counts of grand theft. Get pinned with 6 counts.
>go to prison.
>sucks.
>just got out a month ago. Well 38 days ago.
I missed you motherfuckers. Anyone else do time?
>>681535177
Dubs chakt
Just wanted to say you're a worthless fucking degenerate, and post pic with timestamp and supposed expensive car.
must be an indiot not to get suspended sentence and probation
is your iq like 75?
F/b/ fap thread!
bump
own nudes thread /b/
Not u faggot kys
If this Is OC of you then keep going, or even if you just have more. If not fuck off.
lmao yes its me why the fuck else would i be posting on here
BISEXUAL ROLL:
>Evens = fap to Women
>Odds = fap to Men
>Dubs = fap to BOTH
>>681536435
roll
trips = fap to shemales
Roll
>quads fap to animals
jhgb
I'll bump your thread, Katia.
is there another one up or is nobody else on?
everyone is gone
Stay the fuck out of my thread.
I kill ur thread
>>681542296
>>681542573
hey, whats going on over here
>>681542296
I don't fuckin fink so m9
Female butthole thread
this is THE best pussy ive ever seen, instanlty got me wet
>>681537725
Would kiss meat slit to sleep/10
>>681537725
this thread should not exist without feminine penises
News Flash: Bernie Sanders begins laying off his staff.
Sanders is throwing in the towel. Hillary will become the democratic nominee.
Link Related: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/sanders-campaign-begins-laying-off-staff-222552
>>681536956
No one cares Trump shill.
>>681536956
>bernie starts laying off staff
wages must have been too high
>>681538059
How do you know he's not a Hillary shill?
Rate thread! Lets do this
do you have super hearing?
>>681546373
Sometimes i think i am going to get taken down by the cia due to picking up secret satellite messages.
I knew a girl who always walked around barefoot. When I asked her why she did it she said "idk, I think it's sexy. More people should do it."
I came right then and there.
I asked her what she thought about feet that are sexy.
She said "Just the nakedness of it. Even if you're fully clothed and you're barefeet, you still feel a bit naked, it's fun"
We post girls, other anons rate and tell how they would fuck them.
Reply for reply
Doctors of /b/ I call upon your assistance.
Met a girl at the bar last night, boinked her brains out and my fumbles didn't use a condom, wake up this morning and this is on my dick. Help please.. I'm panicking.
you are fucked
its chickenpox. dont fuck chickens. try quicksilver.
>>681534277
Legit aids. Not even kidding. Sorry /b/ro
loli thread?
bonus points for guro.
Nude Game.
-Post a clothed pic of your girl with a number.
-anons make requests...(we get it by now)
Dubs=2 pics
Trips=3 pics
Quads=dump.
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>>681544092
Ass now
>>681544092
Tits showing
>>681544092
Full nude
What should I say? Dubs decide.
>>681542414
Say: "No thank you, watching scat porn atm"
>>681542519
roll
Sorry, I have a bukkake party already scheduled that night.
