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>>693400048
http://bitpasses.net/community/

try that

write i <3 Becca on your tits

Show that ass

>>693399022

Go on

>be me. be 16 and having just got my license
>two younger brothers, one younger sister, shay (14)
>pretty hot for a 14 year old.
>shouldn't think of my sister that way...but do.
>drives me crazy all the time with the way she dresses around the house.
>still thinks a shirt and panties are "pajamas"
>anyway
>have a pizza delivery job for a local chain driving all over town
>shay hangs out at her friends house often
>starts placing small orders many nights as an excuse to make me come
>pick her up and take her home at the end of the night
>usually chat a bit on the way home, but just normal stuff
>one night, it's been a while since she has done this
>so i forget and smoke some weed while delivering pizza
>sister calls for ride
>pick her up
>"anon, what's that smell?"
>"...cigarettes?"
>"i'm pretty sure that's pot."
>argue for a bit but this bitch has it figured out
>"alright fine. don't tell mom or dad or no more rides."
>"fine"
>silence for a while
>"i want to try it."
>i drive around a bit and let her smoke some
>"i think i can feel it"
>"oh you'll know."
>"...oh wow..."
>"yeah."
>take her home eventually
>several nights like this
>our secret
>
>one particular night
>high as fuck
>she's complaining about boyfriend
>"why does everyone care so much about sex?"
>"seriously?"
>"yeah!"
>"because it's awesome."
>hits me on the shoulder "gross"
>"you brought it up."

>>693395069
>silence for a bit
>"don't tell mom i was talking about sex."
>"seriously? what i'm going to say 'you know, i was smoking pot with shay and she was talking about sex!'"
>"whatever. just don't. i don't want her to know i even think about that."
>"you're 14. i'm sure she knows you think about that."
>more quiet.
>she asks "have you done it?"
>"of course."
>"with who?!"
>(give names of girlfriends)
>she asks shyly "...did they like it?"
>"of course they did."
>she pauses
>"i don't really understand how it's enjoyable for a girls."
>"well...it just...is? i mean it feels good"
>"is it like pot?"
>"kind of? not really. different thing. much more intense."
>"interesting..."
>(big brother mode kicks in)
>"you'll get to try it when you're older. but don't be fucking stupid and do it now. you're 14."
>"you're only 2 years older!"
>"well...i'm careful. and that's a big two years of difference."
>"you let me smoke pot."
>"i'm not letting you do anything. that's your choice. i'm not in charge of you."
>"still."
>"and i let you smoke so you don't tell."
>quiet
>i think she's hurt
>"...and i mean...i like smoking with you anyway."
>she thinks
>"i do too. it's nice when it's someone you know and feel safe with."
>for some reason my mind was still on sex and i kind of am shocked for a second
>"oh. yeah. it is nice."
>"probably sex stuff is that way too."
>now i'm really taken aback "ummm..."
>"not like that! i didn't mean....!" she hits me
>she laughs "you're a weirdo!"
>"yeah okay. i am weird. you're the one asking sex questions to your brother!"

>"fine! i won't ask!"
>quiet
>"...you can ask whatever you want. i don't care."
>she thinks aloud "...no i can't ask that...too weird..."
>i sigh "seriously, ask whatever."
>"okay...how big is a penis? like how long and how big around?"
>"...it depends on the guy. i think 5.5 is average? didn't they teach this in sex ed?"
>"yeah, but i mean like...for teenagers. people our age"
>"about that I guess? I don't know. I only know mine."
>more uncomfortable silence
>"how big is yours?"
>oh wow. "are you seriously asking me this?"
>"you said i can ask whatever!"
>"it's...around that size."
>"when it's normal or when it's excited from seeing boobs or whatever?"
>i laugh "...the second one."
>she thinks for a bit. "i bet all guys say there's is that size or bigger."
>i shrug. "probably."
>very long silence
>she asks "would it be weird if...you showed it to me? i mean not in a sexual way, i just want to see it."
>my mind is all over the place
>i need to stop this entire thing
>but maybe she's right? it's just for education.
>finally find words.
>"..yes. it would be weird. but if it's just to see i guess it's okay"
>keep driving.
>"...well?"
>"well what? i can't show it to you not, i'm driving."
>"well we can't do it at home! pull over somewhere!"
>it's late enough. i pull into a parking lot. it's a church (lol)
>i pause. "you really want to see it?"
>she's staring intently.
>she practically whispers "...yeah..."
>i fumble with my jeans and eventually get it out
>she just stares for a bit "is it hard right now?"
>"yeah. can't you see?"
>"wow. yeah that's at least six inches big."
>"told you."
>she keeps staring at it.
>suddenly she looks up with a strange smile. "wait...why is it hard now?!"
>shit. "umm...well i can't always control when that happens."
>it starts to go soft
>i put it away "that's enough learning for tonight."
>we drove home
>just as we were about to arrive, she asks "can there be more learning tomorrow night?"
>"if you want."

I too would like an A E S T H E T I C wall paper

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dumping

Last movie was halo nightfall
Kek pce op

I got done watching American psycho. Now I don't want to put words in any body's mouth, but I'm pretty sure my good pal Patrick Bateman ain't coming.

Last movie I saw was The Big Lebowski, so basically I'm fucked. But that's just, like, my opinion.

>>693397767
rell

Cancer get

>>693397767
rollinge

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bump

>>693396189
How do I tell the love of my life that I'm going to end my life?

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Greetings, anonymous! (And friends) from the moon!
How are all of you tonight, hmm?

The ride weill never end.

>second

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Requested this just before the last thread died.

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I'll be waiting Nim...

>>693378310
I'm drunk and wallowing in self depression and I kek'd. Sweet webm /b/ro

>>693378310
Kek

gmask mofo

>>693386091
Ho Lee Shit we have a fellow oldfag. Hows your 401k account doing?

pls explain?

most of them aren't.
/thread

yep, but i'm pretty tall myself, so it's not common (i'm 193 cm)

>>693380291
Yup

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http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/373/

You don't, you beta cuck.

>>693373091
You don't tell her anything, it's over. Move on.

Write a poem.