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>>CAT edition
Porn webm thread
See this thick woman by your oven.
She offers you intense sex.
What do?
turn 360° and walk away
>>693319178
retard
Offer her a slimfast
Fap Roulette Round 2
Why not
Just smoked a cigarette for the first time and it felt amazing, still not sure if it's the nicotine that feels good, or the fact that my parents and other smokers have wagged their finger at me for 20 years telling me not to smoke. It's like they're trying to keep a secret from everyone.
>>693324868
Hope is bait. Second will feel like this. 2000th won't. Save up and buy a house instead.
>it feels so good when my blood pressure drops
>I smoke something and I have difficulty standing
>I get light headed
>hmmm I should be doing this
>>693324868
I smoke a cigarette for the first time a few months ago.
It was not great.
I just thought it was cool making smoke come out of my mouth like a dragon.
There were no cars to fuck though.
anyone who isn't a satanist is a mundane faggot, who fear the fucking demiurge like the little bitch they are.
satanists are the masters of their world
>satanists are the masters of their world
and slaves of Satan
>>693324076
Ave Satanus
That pic isn't the dawnstar though, He's not some ugly degenerate like Abraham's chaos demon/god
I tell most people I'm an atheist to lower their guard and further mislead them from pallid dead christ
Per Aspera Ad Inferi
>>693324752
I am pretty fine with that
>>693330151
Moar of this 18 year old slut. N some more just 18s like her
>>693330381
Everything i've got
Take this tease.
Poocs yoo proomoosed noot too shoor
any IL wanna trade ex nudes?
ITT: Oldfags give newfags life advice
how do I shot web?
>>693318515
eat drink and be merry. don't worry so damn much and NEVER lose it over a woman.
get off /b/ before "it" get's you.....
UGLY GIRLS WHO'S PUSSIES YOU'D RUIN... GO!
>>693320676
>>693320729
well?
>>693325457
:~)
Amen.
ignore and scroll
Deutschlandthread.
Wie geht es uns heute?
Würdet ihr euer Freundin einen Rimjob geben?
Wer wird Europameister?
Was für ein Handy habt ihr?
Hört ihr Dubstep?
>>693322450
>Wie geht es uns heute?
Okay
>Würdet ihr euer Freundin einen Rimjob geben?
Das war Arsch lecken oder? Wenn sie drauf steht, ja
>Wer wird Europameister?
Wir
>Was für ein Handy habt ihr?
galaxy s6 edge
>Hört ihr Dubstep?
Nicht wirklich
BIGGEST Tits Thread. The bigger, the better
>>693324692
I think this stupid to make surgery to look like elf.
>>693325139
that no elf you idio t that just the heir coughfering the ear idiot
Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>693325401
>I love you too m4*2
>Using m8
>inferior brain, not bringing any argument
You are cringier than Konata, and you're like the Chara of teamspeak.
You need to talk to everyone to get their attention.
I'm really sorry for you, to be honest, you're probably just in that attention whoring stage.
>claiming yume
Shiro claim.
>>693325368 (sick fuck)
Show some of your work then!
Also, if I may make a suggestion: someone was claiming captain Ginyu last thread.
>>693326629
Vielen Thanks!
I'm confused /b/. Did Hitler really know about holocaust?
He seems like a nice guy.
He was innocent. It was all Mengele's fault.
>>693320778
I don't know what to think anymore.
Hitler was a psychopath. They can fake emotions flawlessly, but never really experience them. He also luster after his young niece and had a micropenis.
