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Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>693325401
>I love you too m4*2
>Using m8
>inferior brain, not bringing any argument
You are cringier than Konata, and you're like the Chara of teamspeak.
You need to talk to everyone to get their attention.
I'm really sorry for you, to be honest, you're probably just in that attention whoring stage.
>claiming yume
Shiro claim.
>>693325368 (sick fuck)
Show some of your work then!
Also, if I may make a suggestion: someone was claiming captain Ginyu last thread.
>>693326629
Vielen Thanks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlFxDOIoxnw
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Whazzup?
>>693325924
I'm sorry to hear that.
I hate being sick, whenever I've gotten a cold or anything like that in the past its just always full head congestion.
So uncomfortable.
SO FUCKING SMUG
Hello, bye.
>>693325368
I would take them
>>693326720
yume
>>693326807
blair
>>693326601
>>693325924
>mfw
Kek, I wish I had an expensive bottle of Scotch ready at all time~
I miss Ashlotte :(
Wasup Everyone! just got done playing overwatch
>>693326643
what did I do? :(
I love you and you hurt me ;-;
>>693326643
>you're probably just in that attention whoring stage.
Really ironic coming from you Chen.
>>693326992
Yes? What is it?
Work needs to be done tomorrow so its time for bed now.
Have a great day/night /waifu/
Best type moon claimed.
Claimed.
>>693327200
Are you ready for my sick dva video? me and maki were just playing together
>>693327025
Is it passe to say I still miss hand?
>>693327296
You're catty
>>693326939
bye
>>693327370
Up to anything?
>>693327546
Joining the bandwagon.
Claiming.
Now I will just listen to some muisc and contemplate on why this is happening before heading to work.
>>693326788
>captain Ginyu
No.
You'll see my work soon, I'm also working on getting a website up and running.
>>693326983
Would you now?
Thats if I let you.
>>693327113
>Really ironic coming from you Chen.
Sure.
Too bad I'm not the one I'm posting blogs of my life everyday.
Lurking claim, would prefer to stay anon right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiKsAuv7O7c
>>693326788
Forgot the picture.
>>693327486
bring it
>>693327670
What's your waifu's name, she looks familiar?
>>693327729
He may not be the cutest judging by your unrealistic beauty standards, but he's got the heart of a true mahou shoujo, and that's what counts!
Hey guys, I'm the biggest faggot of this thread and I need attention, so I am posting things I do everyday.
>>693327886
Alright
Don't hate.
Just uploaded it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXCVyqiO6Eo
Didn't die tell i sacrificed myself at the end
>>693326821
I rarley get sick but when I do, it's like I'm almost dying
>>693326887
No its super cute!
>
>>693327005
I see you're trying to make me envy of you Canadians
>>693327546
Indeed, I am.
I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance!
I have no idea where this conversation is going.
>>693328209
I keep saying it, but holy hell you have no arms
Thanks a lot, Fuhrer
If your country's flag isn't red white and blue it's pretty much a non-country.
>>693328136
The aim turning so slowly gives me cancer.
Fucking consoles.
>>693328005
The pic has her name......
>Sanae
>>693328404
No problem. It's my pleasure to suck cocks.
>>693328412
Phew
So glad
>>693328444
Holy trips speak the truth!
My sleep condition is getting worse. I'm going to cold turkey my schedule into place. I'll be gone for a week. I'll lurk from time to time
>>693328711
top kek
>>693328292
If I wanted to make ya jealous, I would've talked about the really great poutine we can get at almost every restaurant there is
>>693328394
You'll have to blame the artist on that
>>693328312
Lead the way kitty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flags_by_color_combination#Red.2C_blue_and_white
ACTUAL countries.
>>693327533
>>693328444
>>693328688
>>693328711
>>693328833
This is now a gets thread
>>693328748
Her canines are making my penis twitch. Mmm.
>>693328412
So... England and any Commonwealth country are the only real countries. Got it.
>>693328444
I know, or they could adjust the sensitivity like any real gamer.
>>693328834
That artist a shit. I know from experience that holding your arms like that eventually really fucking hurts.
>>693329033
Welcome to the thread Barry
>>693328913
Serbs are not real people....
>>693328913
Well Yugoslavia is still a really great country
>>693329235
>Grandfather is Serb
>Rory-sama
claimed
>>693329378
Well, at least you aren't as bad as those fuckboy Croats.
>>693329601
Never forget the ustase
>>693328891
So....
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Do you own a cat?
>>693328834
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>693329691
>ustase
more faggotry than the Jews
Saber claim
>>693329601
True. I worked with an Australian born to Croat parents. He went on essentially 3 hours of smoke breaks and complained that there wasnt enough time in a day.
>>693329742
>poutine is just cheese curds and gravy
>make it yourself and customise it to your taste
>>693329741
I do.
It's a small fat thing.
It is the 5th cat i have owned
How about you?
>>693329962
Fucking degenerates if you ask me.
>>693329157
Holding your hands behind your back? I do it pretty often, doesn't hurt me yet..
>>693329742
So simple, yet so delicious~
This bread is stale...
>>693329157
>>693328444
Typical Response I just crushed the other team.
Sensetivity doesnt appear to bother me.
Thats one thing thats nice about consols first of all im not spending a grand to play vidya and secondly Theres not some uber nerd fagget playing me with a modded out mouse/keyboard getting a hardware advantage. Like in fuckin WOW diablo 3 fuckers running macros push one button and roll face. my best friend on diablo 3 would literally push one button and destroy everything on auto pilot on diablo 3. Real fun.
I switched to consol because 1 i was sick of spending assloads of money to keep my computer running the top games. 2 PC gaming is fucking PLAGUED with cheaters. fuck that noise
>>693329970
I've own a lot of cats.
Right now I have like 14 cats that have kinda made their home outside my house, the kittens and most of them are so scared they run away whenever I get near them, the only one I can really pet is their mother, Mischief, mainly because I raised her.
>>693330531
O SHIT, SOME SERIOUS SALT!
Well, I'm off to sleep.
See you guys tomorrow!
Claimed
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
>>693330531
I spent 1k on a laptop 3 years ago that can still run Fallout 4 at 50 fps, low graphics. Peripherals I have is a Razer Naga mouse that has the num keys on the side. And you dont build a computer to play one game. You build it to play every game in existance. If you do it right, you dont need to spend several thousand dollars a year
>consoles also have the extreme disadvantage of needing much more space
>cant take a console with you to a friends house to play
>>693330367
But to hold them so the disappear at the sides like that. Look at how high on the bicep her arms move behind her back. Thats insane and hurts like fuck.
>>693330887
Goodnight Shiro
Well, Im heading off to work now. See you next thread!
>>693329962
I know that but it's not the same as Canadian poutine
>>693330367
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>693330887
Night
>>693331436
Take care, m'smugger
>>693331436
I have that same mouse is it green. it has razor synapse where u can program macros.
>>693330632
Feral cats are a real environmental problem fam
>>693331599
You got the filename down dublyu tee ef
>>693330632
your fucking gross dude.
MUH KITTIES
>>693331436
Ah well, now I see how that'd hurt, see ya later man
>>693331637
Eheh~
>>693332037
Huh? what are you talking about?
>>693332199
Double U, tee ef.
>>693332376
yeah
whatever
>>693331978
Well I don't literally have 14 cats, I was just trying to say I've had a bunch of cats.
Right now, I think I realistically have about 5, ones Micheif, one was the only survivor in his litter, the other 3 are kittens.
Believe me if it get to become q4 or more then I will do something about it, but until then, they aren't really hurting anything.
>>693332752
Hey Fish, how goes it?
Claimed best Bun.
>>693332955
Just go up there in the land of hockey. You'll taste heaven
>>693332723
good luck
i gotta go
>yuuko
>>693332955
Cute tsundere act!
>>693333401
Good, good. It's been a while fish, where was you at?
>>693332752
Lol bruh can't fuck a mermaid.
>>693333654
Best of luck to you aswell!
>>693333802
just lurking
>>693333905
yes you can
>>693332376
this guy seems sad
http://www.bvog.com/?post=IDul56YAEfjPZ0pZI
I'm here, how's everyone?
>>693334265
I'm getting a 404 error.
>>693333905
Have you tried?
>>693334033
Don't blame you, threads have gotten weird recently.
>>693334534
You're from LA.
>>693334412
like this
>>693334574
yeah i know
>>693334671
Nope.
>>693334505
Right now it seems we are discussing if you can mate with a fish lady.
>>693334744
Wanna play?
>>693334673
>that picture
Fish...you've changed.
>>693334505
I'm doing good, feeling a little sick, but whatever.
Yourself?
>>693334759
Which half of the body is the fish?
>>693334837
i've posted a lewd before
>>693334673
Fuck.
Mermaid anon: 1
Me: 0
>>693334673
>like this
[<[<[ W // E // W ]>]>]
>>693334918
The bottom half, a mermaid, but it seems we already have an answer.
>>693334673
>>693334820
Sure.
>>693334837
Sorry to hear that, I'm good, just got home from work. Pretty tired
>>693335209
Huh, makes sense now
This thread just got reeeeeaaallllyyyy quiet...
POPEYE is MINE!!!
He's a sailor man.
He's strong to the finish
'Cause he eats his spinach
>>693335919
Well then, ignoring the fish intercourse, how are you?
>>693334986
i win
>>693335079
calm down
Post your internet speedtest.
>>693331777
Yeah, its green. You can also control the DPI to increase or decrease sensitivity further.
>>693336325
>
>Rory-sama
>>693334970
I think I might of missed that.
But please, never again.
>>693335919
>wagecuck
My heart goes out to you.
Any plans for the rest of the day?
>>693336161
>ignoring the fish intercourse
>implying you can
>>693335411
Wisconsin
>>693336593
i wasn't planning on it
>>693336161
Pretty good, just playing some WoW with friends, leveling an Orc warrior
>>693336593
Just playing vidya I think, I'm in WoW right now.
Hey guys, I'm new here.
Anyone else here from UK?
>>693336975
You did it, by why did you think I was from L.A?
Anyone seen this Mirai nikki?
>>693337324
I was just trying to guess.
>>693337228
Reporting in.
>>693337078
Sounds good.
Gotta use a shitty spare laptop since my other one died, no vidya for me.
>>693337454
Why did you think I was from Wisconsin?
>>693337078
>WoW
If my friends were ever on at the same damn time...
>>693337632
I told you, I am just trying to guess saying the biggest countries in there
>>693337852
>the biggest countries
But it would make more sense to guess by population.
Also L.A isn't a state.
>>693338075
Dunno, but now I know you're from wisconsin.
I'm coming for you.
Just kidding.
>>693337078
Sounds like fun.
Never played WOW, I've heard it's fun, I just never really got interested.
>>693338075
>LA isn't a state
It should be. That putrid city is the reason my state has such a bad name.
>>693338370
SF is worse.
>>693337464
Ouch, I've been there. Fortunately my computer is holding up but the GPU is dying..
>>693337724
That's a problem I keep running into as well. It's a lot of fun leveling and doing dungeons as a party
>>693338347
If you like MMOs I would suggest it. It's free until level 20 if you wanna try
Miho claimed
any german anons in here?
>>693337228
>>693339071
Are you just trying to get people to say were they live?
>>693338910
Some of them keep making new toons. And I have to supply them with heirlooms.
>garrison missions OP for making money
>I come everytime I see the Blingtron mission
>100% conpletion with 3 treasure hunters
>about half of my followers are treasure hubters
>>693338910
Oh RIP.
What graphics card is it? And what do you plan to replace it with?
>>693339251
I'm just trying to find who plays Risk right now.
>tired mobile claim
Hey guys, how are you all doing on this fine night?
fuck your rules
>>693339614
Brb in 10, gonna take a quick shower
>Mami
>>693338910
Ah, I doubt my computer can handle that, it's not exactly a gaming computer.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
>>693339252
I stopped doing those missions. I've been doing Ashran trying to get my item level up before Legion
>>693339503
It's a GTX 970. I'm just going to RMA it with EVGA and get a replacement
>>693340014
It should run on most computers nowadays, how old is your computer?
>>693340384
I honestly have no idea.
But I guess I'll try it out someday and see if that's the case.
>>693340384
My 660 ti killed its self and ASUS sent me a 960 as replacement.
>>693340384
My DK is already pretty good. Can do raid finder HFCs.
>My 3 100s
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/dreadmaul/Futonari/simple
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/dreadmaul/Tappedursack/simple
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/dreadmaul/Clichèd/simple
>>693340832
Value right there
>>693340384
Sounds good, might send you something better back.
Seems to be the case most of the time.
>>693341466
Be nicer if it was a 4gb and not a 2gb. But my 660 ti was a 2gb. I still had to pay to ship to them and that sucked.
>>693340604
Yeah definitely, it's really fun
>>693340832
>>693341466
I doubt they'll send me a 1070, but I wouldn't be mad lol. I may just end up doing that step up program EVGA if I bought the card within the right time frame
>>693341368
Dang dude, those are some nice characters. I only have one level 100: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/stormrage/Cranel/simple
>>693342043
>Alliance scum
Fury is actually out-DPSd by Gladiator. Its stupid. Prot is so broken.
I like my characters looking pretty good. My DKs DPS gear is my Pallys gear in red and black. Still with Gorehowl though. Took 7 runs to get that damn axe.
>Fuck the chess game solo
![1200px-Flag_of_Serbia.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/A8ZH5Ix.png "1200px-Flag of Serbia.svg[1]")
![Bob-Dylan-005[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oJFBL3J.jpg "Bob-Dylan-005[1]")
