>2016
>finding this hot
what the fuck is the matter with you guys
Literally Quasimodo.
>>685762125
anyone can look stupid with strange hair in a still from a video dumbass
>Post pictures of girls you know, anons say how they'd use and degrade them
thread continued
>>685762973
I don't have any of the black girl or her friend, I didn't had contact with them sadly...But when we were still talking to each other, she told me that this one here was kinda slutty as well
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
How hard would you brush Tatsumakis teeth?
>>685761828
What was this post who got deleted?
>Never gotten b&
Step up senpai
>That mod was a faggot
Best part was that wasn't even the last time. Luckily after getting that one lifted, all ones after that were 2 week ones at worst.
As well, I'm off to do my two hours of actual work before I head home! Later everyone!
>Makoto
>be me
>be 16
>have a sister
>12 year old sister
>sister is a brocon
>hot as fucK
>always tries to sit in my lap or hug me
>sometimes she sneaks into my bed at night
>Day 18 year 2012
>sister sneaks into my bed and starts poking at my dick
>i dont care, to tired to care
>she takes it out of my boxershorts
>i get a bit shocked but still not doing anything to stop her
>she start licking it slowly and after 5 minutes she goes away
>jerk off harder then ever before after she leaves
>she continues doing this for a couple of days
>day 24 she starts sucking it
>she starts sucking it hard every night almost and i never cum
>holding it back.jpg
>wake up next morning and see sister red and ashamed.
>ask her "what happend"
>she just runs away red as a tomato
>i go to my room and masturbate harder then a 100 year old pedo.
Part 2 coming in 5 minutes
Post it already OP, my dick is waiting.
>>685761014
Hurry the fuck up OP
computer got wiped, need new memes
>>685759643
>got wiped
>you didn't wipe it to hide your cp
Kys fgt
The only meme you'll ever need.
Hol up! dankest comin thru
All right /b/, I've decided I want to have some gay sex, but I want to be ready.
How does it feel like to be fucked in the ass for the first time?
Bonus points for stories
it feels great
I was supposed to meet someone for gay sex over the weekend and I got stood up :(
4ever alone
>>685752225
How do I clean my ass for it?
I don't know just eat fiber and you'll be fine
what city are you in?
Ask a servant of evil anything.
Is there a low fat Satan to worship?
>>685759858
You're a big guy
>>685759858
how's highschool?
does your larp group have a name?
what's your favourite tcg?
Ok, /b/, I have a really Beta question for you.
Do these "how to get the girl" courses really work?
I'm 26 years old and I've only hooked up with one girl in my entire life.
I've started college again and I see those horny teens walking around in and out of the campus and I can't find the balls to talk enough to them without looking like a creep..
tl;dr: How do I talk to girls?
describe your personality
Get tinder. It's all women that are looking for random dick. Pretty much everyone you see going out in college towns has a boyfriend somewhere, so it's easiest and less rejection if you just go online. It's a pretty normal thing now.
Your height and weight ?
demos touches little boys
lies
>>685762379
dont deny it you dirty little pervert
ｂｅｈｏｌｄ
ｔｈｅ ｃｏｍｐｕｔｅｒ ａｇｅ
OH SHIT NIGGER THERE'S A BOMB IN THIS THREAD!
you know the rules, post and try to win!
الله أكبر
Allah kek akbar
hehe xd
Booty thread?
Shameless bump
>>685758280
Bump
>>685758280
booty http://link.dabebook.com/3
you are this boy
you're hired as a hitman to kill politician who's coming to town on campaign trail
>rewards: $10 million + this girl
1 pic(k) your weapon
2 state your plan
3 how do you avoid prison?
>1. 150 FPS airsoft spring pistol
>2. put the money in the bag. PUT IT IN
>3. align and pray to Exodia
>>685755627
1.a 12 gauge shotgun and a tripwire
2. set it upin the hallway
3. watch from afar and when it works leave
>>685755627
i am 35 years old and i would definitely teach her how to fuck
WEBM thread, anything goes!
>>685759462
Fuck You.
Are all women lying skanks? Or just the ones I end up with?
>>685755310
Just the ones you end up with, don't worry anon.
Also, don't listen to all the fucking betas showing up in this thread in a second. They are all fucking losers, just like you.
>>685755407
Thanks pal
>>685755310
Obviously not all, but western women are mostly fucked up. You'll only get yourself hurt trying to find the very few good ones that are left.
Even the fat and ugly ones have ridiculously unreasonable expectations nowadays mostly because of third wave feminism. They've all been raised to believe they deserve a prince charming even if they don't take care of themselves or work for it
