Ask a servant of evil anything.
Is there a low fat Satan to worship?
>>685759858
You're a big guy
>>685759858
how's highschool?
does your larp group have a name?
what's your favourite tcg?
Ok, /b/, I have a really Beta question for you.
Do these "how to get the girl" courses really work?
I'm 26 years old and I've only hooked up with one girl in my entire life.
I've started college again and I see those horny teens walking around in and out of the campus and I can't find the balls to talk enough to them without looking like a creep..
tl;dr: How do I talk to girls?
describe your personality
Get tinder. It's all women that are looking for random dick. Pretty much everyone you see going out in college towns has a boyfriend somewhere, so it's easiest and less rejection if you just go online. It's a pretty normal thing now.
Your height and weight ?
demos touches little boys
lies
>>685762379
dont deny it you dirty little pervert
ｂｅｈｏｌｄ
ｔｈｅ ｃｏｍｐｕｔｅｒ ａｇｅ
OH SHIT NIGGER THERE'S A BOMB IN THIS THREAD!
you know the rules, post and try to win!
الله أكبر
Allah kek akbar
hehe xd
Booty thread?
Shameless bump
>>685758280
Bump
>>685758280
booty http://link.dabebook.com/3
you are this boy
you're hired as a hitman to kill politician who's coming to town on campaign trail
>rewards: $10 million + this girl
1 pic(k) your weapon
2 state your plan
3 how do you avoid prison?
>1. 150 FPS airsoft spring pistol
>2. put the money in the bag. PUT IT IN
>3. align and pray to Exodia
>>685755627
1.a 12 gauge shotgun and a tripwire
2. set it upin the hallway
3. watch from afar and when it works leave
>>685755627
i am 35 years old and i would definitely teach her how to fuck
WEBM thread, anything goes!
>>685759462
Fuck You.
Are all women lying skanks? Or just the ones I end up with?
>>685755310
Just the ones you end up with, don't worry anon.
Also, don't listen to all the fucking betas showing up in this thread in a second. They are all fucking losers, just like you.
>>685755407
Thanks pal
>>685755310
Obviously not all, but western women are mostly fucked up. You'll only get yourself hurt trying to find the very few good ones that are left.
Even the fat and ugly ones have ridiculously unreasonable expectations nowadays mostly because of third wave feminism. They've all been raised to believe they deserve a prince charming even if they don't take care of themselves or work for it
Femanon here.
Humiliating my boyfriend.
Taking requests from other femanons. GO!
>>685754760
no timestamp
no tits
just fucking die
>>685754760
post a picture of yourself
his choice in g/f should be pretty humiliating
>>685754863
His humiliation; not mine!
If you're femanon, give it a go, tell me what you'd like to see happen to his cute little ass :P
TEENS
<--- also moar
Make a kik group from the start someone
>>685756461
moar of op girl!! i didnt get all the stuff..
yummy
/b/, could you rate my cock?
>>685756000
also, checkd
>>685756000
I'd do like chris Hansen and have a seat.
>>685756056
Would lick that cock and those feets at same time.
Which one?
>>685755571
The black one
>>685755626
On left
>>685755626
Yea that one.
Looks the least like a bitch
Which one? Why?
>>685754613
Right, like the bigger girls and that ass!
>>685754613
the two on the left
b/c I fucking said so
& the other one is fat
>>685754613
Left...any more of them?
alright, /b/ time to start another week of nofap
dubs = nofap for two weeks
trips = nofap for three weeks
quads = nofap for four weeks
etc.
sign your name and don't fap for a week, prove to yourself that you have a least SOME self control
Singes
>>685757260
Roll
rolo
