Teens?
Bumpity-Bump
well guys, tonight i had my sweet revenge on someone who's pretty much bullied me my entire life
let me tell you a little bit about anon so you can picture what he looks like in your mind before i start this story
about 6'2, 210lbs, short blonde bleach coloured hair, loves hockey, played it his whole life, mommy and daddy own the local gas station and car detailing service for dealerships so he's got plenty of money
aaand he has this pretty cute girlfriend whom he's been dating since his first year of highschool (hes 21 shes 19) (will post pics in a bit cause she's important. i think you all know where this story is going)
im a 5'11, 185lbs medium length brown hair, but at the time of this first part i was about 170lbs
senior year of highschool, june of last year
here we go
>outside during gym class jogging the 1km donut
>gym teacher is old football coach
>kid who's lived around the corner from me (2 years older than me) for my whole life is visiting him
>they're talking, practically sucking each others dicks
>couple laps go by, he runs out on the track behind me and says "hey anon whats new faggot" and kicks his foot between my legs, tripping me
>scraped my knees, hands and elbows all to fuck, blood everywhere
>gym teacher has a small giggle and tells him to leave
>"seeya bitch"
>classmates are like "wtf" and help me walk off the field to the nurse's office
>forever pissed off at him and my gym teacher
>never forget this moment
>just a few days ago, his gf and I haven't talked since graduation day so she texts me out of the blue asking what i've been up to (to which he didnt even show up for, went to visit his ex in toronto instead)
>blah blah blah blah, eventually gets to the "lets go for a coffee tonight" moment
>picked her up at 8pm on friday night and we drove around talking about her bf (who she actually isn't even sure if she loves anymore, ZING for me amirite)
cont
CONT!!
>>685733870
continue
>>685733870
losing interest. need tits
I paid $30 for this. Did I get ripped off? It's smelly af
>yes I'm a noob
looks fine to me
>>685730382
I would be totally go back to my dealer and ask for a refund
>>685730382
you got ripped
that looks like maybe a gram and a half
Rolling. ONLY ROLL ONCE DONT BE A FAGGOT.
Rolling...
lets go
How many of you guys got a professional title/currently studying to get one? What is it?
Pd: image unrelated
>>685728160
Hold the door.
>>685728160
Define professional?
My title is Web Developer but I don't know if that counts.
MD in progress.
I just can't do it. I can't not dislike black people. They just act too uncivilized, they start at fight at anything and take hand outs left and right. They even expect whites to apologize for something they had nothing to do with decades ago.
What's your view on blacks, /b/?
Black people are fine..
But fuck niggers, scum of the earth.
>>685727153
anon, they're all the same. even the nicest black person is a filthy nigger on the inside.
>>685726354
You cant judge an entire population of people based on a few bad apples. 4chan is the stupidest place on the internet, but I know it's only the 1% thats the problem.
>inb4 1% kek
Me and gay friend are camping right now in a camper. Hes in the bed a few feet away from me. Im bisexual and no one knows i like men as well not even him. He thinks im straight as hell and we're just friends. Its raining outside and its reminding me of hot sex. Trips decide what do
SUCK AND FUCK
trips or not, you know you're gonna fuck him, so just sack up and do it, for fuck's sake.
Nothing is happening because nobody will get trips.
ITT: games you think that only you remember
>>685724797
ahah, try this
Dumping my nudes for no other reason than me being lonely and an attention whore
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_The_Best_Of_Porn/comments/4itpdi/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/
HOOOOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Rip hold door :(
>>685722838
right as hodor dies he realizes bran is the reason hes hodor because he fucked with him in the past
fucking little cunt
HOLD THE DOOR!
HOLD THE DOOR!
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
Hodor.
Alcholic thread...
Anyone else drinking? If so lemme see what you're drinking on..
>alcoholic
>beer
Fuck off pussy
>>685720733
Its too bad almost all but Miller changed over to wide mouth plastic bottles
Bohemia while I am typing up my homework.
name a comic book character stronger than trion juggernaut besides the entities of the universe.
protip: you cant. so dont try.
>inb4 squirrel girl.
Drax
>>685725328
World Breaker Hulk
Pictureswap.org thread /b/itches, post wins
Calling all married fags
Pic related
Does this fuck shit actually happen in a marriage? If it does, I am going to go out of my fucking way to never get married. And you should get divorced.
>>685720297
if you find a girl who acts like that you'll find out before you marry her.
then you don't marry her.
you marry the girl who doesnt do that shit.
>>685720297
Not all women are the same, autist.
If you married to that shitty human being you deserve this. Idio.
Ask someone who's better than you anything
I always knew I would meet someone who's better at sucking dick than me.
>>685719870
Why are you better than me? Proof?
>>685719870
What's your top10 anime?
