Me and gay friend are camping right now in a camper. Hes in the bed a few feet away from me. Im bisexual and no one knows i like men as well not even him. He thinks im straight as hell and we're just friends. Its raining outside and its reminding me of hot sex. Trips decide what do
SUCK AND FUCK
trips or not, you know you're gonna fuck him, so just sack up and do it, for fuck's sake.
Nothing is happening because nobody will get trips.
ITT: games you think that only you remember
>>685724797
ahah, try this
Dumping my nudes for no other reason than me being lonely and an attention whore
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_The_Best_Of_Porn/comments/4itpdi/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/
HOOOOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Rip hold door :(
>>685722838
right as hodor dies he realizes bran is the reason hes hodor because he fucked with him in the past
fucking little cunt
HOLD THE DOOR!
HOLD THE DOOR!
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
Hodor.
Alcholic thread...
Anyone else drinking? If so lemme see what you're drinking on..
>alcoholic
>beer
Fuck off pussy
>>685720733
Its too bad almost all but Miller changed over to wide mouth plastic bottles
Bohemia while I am typing up my homework.
name a comic book character stronger than trion juggernaut besides the entities of the universe.
protip: you cant. so dont try.
>inb4 squirrel girl.
Drax
>>685725328
World Breaker Hulk
Pictureswap.org thread /b/itches, post wins
Calling all married fags
Pic related
Does this fuck shit actually happen in a marriage? If it does, I am going to go out of my fucking way to never get married. And you should get divorced.
>>685720297
if you find a girl who acts like that you'll find out before you marry her.
then you don't marry her.
you marry the girl who doesnt do that shit.
>>685720297
Not all women are the same, autist.
If you married to that shitty human being you deserve this. Idio.
Ask someone who's better than you anything
I always knew I would meet someone who's better at sucking dick than me.
>>685719870
Why are you better than me? Proof?
>>685719870
What's your top10 anime?
Got a few matches on tinder, unfortunately they're pretty much all uggos as I like every person on tinder.
As always dubs decides what to say and to who
can someone help me out? This girl is embedded with a sex toy that vibrates at different levels every time someone tips. I need someone with a disposable income to spam tips and make her orgasm. while shes shes in mid orgasm keep spamming tips sending her into a cum seizure. Lets do this /b/
http://www.streamboobs.com/littlesubgirl/
>>685719221
we need a bunch of people spamming 500's in a row non stop.
Holy shit! WTF is wrong with her?
Reporting for duty, let's make this bitch cum non stop.
Look at this, we can be a legit religion like everyone else, we claim we're being degraded with generally no religious following. This is our new religion.
CHANT:
SPREAD MY CRETINS OF THE VOID.
CHAT YOU CRETINS OF YONDER DEPTHS
HEATHENS ALL LIKE LIKES OF YOU
MAY RAPTOR JESUS SAVE YOUR MORAL ARSE
CHANNELING THE SPIRIT OF AN ULTRA NIGRA RIGHT FIGHT THE HEATHENISH SCOURGE
I ROLL FOR YOUR COMMANDMENT O GREAT AND POWERFUL FAGGOT
SACRILEGE! WITH (?) SNACKS, O GREAT COCK GOBBLING MONGOLOID, DO AWAY WITH THIS FORGOTTEN
MEME!
FUCKING HEAVEN WAS A CUNT
FILTHY FRANK FOR THE WIN. MAXIMUM AUTISM ENGAGED
Chanahu akbar
RULES OF REEEEEE RELIGION
>spreading Chanism like Jehovah's witnesses
>KNOCK KNOCK
>hello?
>CAN I SPEAK TO THE TRAP OF THE HOUSE?
> the what?
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? ETC.
>MFW
(MUST RELIGIOUSLY SPREAD OUR RELIGION)
and mention of our 'prophet' moot, should be spelt 'the profit moot'
(MOOT OR SOMEONE/SOMETHING LIKE PEPE IS SERIOUS MASCOT LIKE JESUS)
SPREAD THE AUTISM OF TRUE B FAGS, GENERAL ROOL
All I did was fucking take your autist shit and turn it into a legitimately half baked sort of believable fuck fest of a religion. We did it b. Just like any other STUPID fucking religion. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>685725435
No.
>>685725593
Okay, fun killer. BE the cancer sometimes fag. It's sort of fun to see what people will do.
In the beginning there was nothing but cuckholds and sadness. One day a great man named MOOT came into our lives and opened up our minds to the truth of life, traps, ect.
MOOT created the world from the ground up by spilling crusty semen all over the floating rock previously known as "Earth".
We in Chanism believe that without MOOT reddit would've taken over and caused a great age of depression and suicide for all the lost souls. MOOT was a great and glorious being, he brought order to the madness, light to the dark, help to the helpless
One day MOOT fucked off and went to work for Google.
The day MOOT left brought upon us the coming of the dark ages. Reddidrones and 9Fags took over and we were left helpless.
But from the ashes of MOOTs departure, at our greatest time of need, HIRO arose and brought the coming of a new age of prosperity for Chanism.
We were all free once again and salvation was ours. HIRO helped fend off all the cuckholds and depression and let us all live in peace without the fear of being taken over.
HIRO was the hero Chanism not only needed, but deserved. The one who smited all the cucks and summerfags. The only one who could keep the newfags from over running Chanism.
Ever since that day we've been living in peace and prosperity. But dare we become cuckholds or fags and HIRO will send us to Tumblr (Hell) but if we follow HIRO we will become ascended and have no need for anything but Chanism and Chanism alone. All others are inferior.
>that feel when your a 5 foot tall manlet and your foot taller wife doesn't have sex with you
>that feel when you are stuck taking taking pictures to jerk off too because she doesn't get off during sex
>that feel when you are stuck at home while she works all day making the money
>that feel when her ass is too big for you to handle
>>685728028
Why live ?
Saved pics from nudegame/shouldnt share/pictureswap threads
trying to find more
>>685728707
I know a topless was posted of her, but with fgts down, I can't find it anymore
Fb fap thread
>>685724941
post op?
>>685724941
sure OP id put my dick in that feminine penis why not
