CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
>>685696656
bow u plebs
peasant roll inc
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
Dehaka claimed
>>685697012
the other one claimed
>paying rent edition
Dubs decide what I say to him because why not
>>685697496
I want your dick inside my ass
>>685697740
roll
>>685697740
rell
pics you said you would share or saved from anons part 19240
If you were having a threesome which two girls would you choose?
>>685696287
2 and 4 from the left
2 and 5 from the left
>>685696287
2,3,5
Yo /b/
NHL is on, watch this shit.
Tell me more about how you've always been a tampa fan. Fucking kek. Kill yourself.
>>685687598
They're far from the worst team, or even the most hateable . Fucking niggr
>>685687598
Salty? Salty.
/b/ I've decided I'm going to eventually molest any kids I have. But I want to play the long game, groom them very early and wait til they're a little older. What kind of tips would you have?
Do you know any kids who were molested that didn't tell? Why didn't they. If you were molested what made you not tell?
>>685689814
Bumping for interest
just don't
>>685689814
Install a small explosive in their neck so if they try to run to the police you can blow their fucking skull off their tiny shoulders.
Other than that I dunno, also good luck explaining the decapitated kid.
how to find a woman in her 30s/40s to fuck and call mommy?
damn, if I could find a woman like that, I'd fuck her every day, multiple times a day
if u got more pls add
>>685678647
honestly I want my parents to hear their 18 year old son fucking a 30 something year old woman in his is own bedroom
A fantasy I have is that I decide to cross dress and go to bourbon street.. I finally decide to do it on one cold night where I can wear a hoodie and hide my face. I park my car about a mile from bourbon. I take off my clothes in my car and put on my sexy outfit, then slip a hoodie over my body, put on my wig and make in the mirror and then cover my head.. I grab my purse, slip on my high heels and start walking down toward Bourbon. I am taking back streets so I see less people as I make it to the homosexual side of bourbon where I think I will be safe. I make it about halfway there when suddenly cop lights light up the street. Over the speaker I am told to put my hads in the hair. Terrified I put my hands in the air.. Over the speaker he give orders.. “TURN AND WALK WITH UR HANDS UP TOWARDS THE CAR!”. I turn and the flood light blinds me... I walk towarsd his car... “Hands on the hood”.. I put my hands on the hood... he walks out and the cop gets behind me “Hands behind ur back bitch” he says. I put my hands behind my back and he presses against my ass as he handcuffs me tight... I start getting even more afraid that he might hurt me when he realizes I am a cross dresser.
“I am a crossdresser” I say in as submissively and feminine of a voice as I can muster... he pulls my hoodie back and then busts out laughing... he says something like “You looks pretty sexy for a faggot” He begins questioning me “You clean? You ever suck dick before? How many men have fucked that whore ass?” I tell him that I douched my ass and showered before I went out, that I have been tested and am clean.. That I have sucked only a few dicks, and been fucked only once, about 7 years ago. I tell him that its been over 5 years since I have messed around with another man.
He tells me to stand up and turn around and sit on the hood of his car... I lean back on it.. he takes my drivers license out of my purse and brings it into his cop car... He comes back and tells me that every thing checks out... the then empties my purse onto the hood of the car... I have a hundred dollars that he takes and puts in his pockets... “This money is mine.. are we clear?”.. I respond, “Yes Sir”.
“Turn around” he orders... I feel the handcuffs unlock as he takes them off. I start the grab my stuff and put it back in my purse when I feel him roughly grab me around my throat and say “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! DID I TELL YOU THAT YOU WERE FREE TO GO?”.. I Choke out “no sir” between his strong hands choking me...
He releases the grip and then makes me turn around. “Take off that stupid fucking hoodie. NOW...” He orders.. “You want to be a woman and ur wearing a black hoodie... Next time buy a pink one you dumb bitch” he says... I take it off.. He yanks it out of my hands and throws in on the ground... “Do you have a bra on under that shirt bitch” he ask's... “Yes sir”.. “What's it stuffed with” he asks... I tell him I stuffed it with two kitchen towels... He squeezes them and says “They better be stuffed in their tight... I like bitches with big tits.., Turn around and put ur hands back behind ur back, right fucking now”... I comply and he re handcuffs me.
He puts my lip stick, perfume, my drivers license and wallet... Almost everything back into my purse... He leaves the condoms and KY I brought on the hood of the car... “7 years ago you got fucked in the ass? And only once? And you're carrying KY and condoms around like a whore?” I dont say anything... He takes the condoms and holds them up... “When I fuck you, im fucking you raw bitch... So you dont need the fucking condoms... But ill let you keep them” He dropped them in the purse... Then he takes the KY and holds it up.. if you dont take it up the ass, then why do you have KY whore... I timidly respond “Incase I meet the right man... Sir...”... He busts out laughing...
“he stares at me with a devilish look... He drops the KY in my purse, opens the back door to his cop car and throws me.” He gets in the car and starts driving... We drive for about 5 minutes before he starts talking.
Let me explain your situation to you. I was on patrol looking for a prostitute that has been robbing Johns... You matched the discription... Heels, skirt, black hoodie.... Your obviously not her... and I obviously dont fucking care... Im going to take you to jail and let the niggers gang rape your asshole. Ill book you and dump you in a cell dressed just like that bitch. Thats option number one... Option number two is you spend the weekend on patrol with me. During the night your my woman... and during the day ill lock you into a safe house with a mattress and and some beauty supplies. When I come to pick you up, You will be Clean, Dressed, and made up... IF at any point you try to escape.. I am going to find you, and arrest you.
We pull down a dark alley and he parks the car. He turns around to look at me as hes talking... “Now, tell me, which option do you want whore?”.. I ask for option 2... “You're not as stupid as you fucking look whore... You said its been 7 years since u were fucked right? So that asshole should be nice and tight? Lets test it...
“he walks around the car and opens the back door.. He walks me out and bends me over the trunk of the car... He takes out a metal baton... and lays it on the trunk right next to my face... “Thats going up your ass”... I whimper.. What else can I do.. “Kiss it bitch...” He hikes my skirt up and pulls my thong down... I feel the cold KY squart into my asshole.. He picks up the baton and then presses it against my asshole... He twists it into my asshole.. I cry out in pain and lift up into the air and dry to slide my ass away from the baton... “Oh yea, nice and tight, you werent lying were you bitch”. He says.. He pushes my head back down onto the hood and says “Why did you pull away?” I respond “It hurt really badly sir”.. The cop responds by laughing “Yea... Its supposed to hurt u dumb bitch, its a hard rod up your asshole... and now I have to fucking punish you for resisting me... Do you think I enjoy hurting you bitch? Do you think I want to punish you?” I tell him That I do think he wants to hurt me... He slaps me in the face and says “Maybe if you werent such a fucking bitch I wouldnt have to hurt you... This is going to be a long night for you bitch...
can rape ever be a good thing?
>>685689781
50% of people enjoy rape.
>>685689781
women have secret fantasies of being raped
it is fucking true, women are insane
>>685690680
Women don't mind being raped if the rapist is attractive.
Someone like David Bowie.
Drawthread:Robot Edition?
poo
/r/ Moss hanging upside-down like a bat asleep, and urinating during her sleep. Getting her body wet, like little trickles of urine running up her body/head, as well as dripping off her. And even though her wings might cover it, a likely peek of her puss too?
More refs can be found here, although I REALLY prefer it to be of her more "feral" form. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
Not responding to anyone who isn't interested, as well as not ever bumping this request. If you're looking for drama, look elsewhere.
/r/ loli butts
doughnut, doughnut holes, and glue
>>685687281
3 icecream bars.
>one guy
>3 Bars
>cashier wont know that they are all for me.
>hehehe
Zip ties, axe and lots of bleach
First I'd walk by and look at the cashiers name.
Then I would buy a knife, shovel and a card. I'd write her name on the card, give it to her while I'm checking out and say "see you later gorgeous"
Sluts you know thread
>>685686736
Is her name khristina she's identical to a girl I know
>>685686736
More from her
I'm fucking this girl on the regular. I dare you to find a flaw
Protip: you can't
>>685689225
Seriously?
>>685689225
>i fuck this girl
>girl
>not animal female
>girl=human female
Pic is unrelated, I guess.
>>685689225
her forehead is bigger than her face
>ITT: We make assumptions of each other based on what our hands look like.
>>685686105
confirmed, you stole that mouse
Black gamer dude?
Lost hand in combine harvester accident, stole black slaves hand and had it sewn on
