CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
>>685696656
bow u plebs
peasant roll inc
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
Dehaka claimed
>>685697012
the other one claimed
>paying rent edition
Dubs decide what I say to him because why not
>>685697496
I want your dick inside my ass
>>685697740
roll
>>685697740
rell
pics you said you would share or saved from anons part 19240
If you were having a threesome which two girls would you choose?
>>685696287
2 and 4 from the left
2 and 5 from the left
>>685696287
2,3,5
Yo /b/
NHL is on, watch this shit.
Tell me more about how you've always been a tampa fan. Fucking kek. Kill yourself.
>>685687598
They're far from the worst team, or even the most hateable . Fucking niggr
>>685687598
Salty? Salty.
/b/ I've decided I'm going to eventually molest any kids I have. But I want to play the long game, groom them very early and wait til they're a little older. What kind of tips would you have?
Do you know any kids who were molested that didn't tell? Why didn't they. If you were molested what made you not tell?
>>685689814
Bumping for interest
just don't
>>685689814
Install a small explosive in their neck so if they try to run to the police you can blow their fucking skull off their tiny shoulders.
Other than that I dunno, also good luck explaining the decapitated kid.
how to find a woman in her 30s/40s to fuck and call mommy?
damn, if I could find a woman like that, I'd fuck her every day, multiple times a day
if u got more pls add
>>685678647
honestly I want my parents to hear their 18 year old son fucking a 30 something year old woman in his is own bedroom
A fantasy I have is that I decide to cross dress and go to bourbon street.. I finally decide to do it on one cold night where I can wear a hoodie and hide my face. I park my car about a mile from bourbon. I take off my clothes in my car and put on my sexy outfit, then slip a hoodie over my body, put on my wig and make in the mirror and then cover my head.. I grab my purse, slip on my high heels and start walking down toward Bourbon. I am taking back streets so I see less people as I make it to the homosexual side of bourbon where I think I will be safe. I make it about halfway...
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He tells me to stand up and turn around and sit on the hood of his car... I lean back on it.. he takes my drivers license out of my purse and brings it into his cop car... He comes back and tells me that every thing checks out... the then empties my purse onto the hood of the car... I have a hundred dollars that he takes and puts in his pockets... “This money is mine.. are we clear?”.. I respond, “Yes Sir”.
“Turn around” he orders... I feel the handcuffs unlock as he takes them off. I start the grab my stuff and put it back in my purse when I feel him roughly...
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He puts my lip stick, perfume, my drivers license and wallet... Almost everything back into my purse... He leaves the condoms and KY I brought on the hood of the car... “7 years ago you got fucked in the ass? And only once? And you're carrying KY and condoms around like a whore?” I dont say anything... He takes the condoms and holds them up... “When I fuck you, im fucking you raw bitch... So you dont need the fucking condoms... But ill let you keep them” He dropped them in the purse... Then he takes the KY and holds it up.. if you dont take it up the ass, then why...
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We pull down a dark alley and he parks the car. He turns around to look at me as hes talking... “Now, tell me, which option do you want whore?”.. I ask for option 2... “You're not as stupid as you fucking look whore... You said its been 7 years since u were fucked right? So that asshole should be nice and tight? Lets test it...
“he walks around the car and opens the back door.. He walks me out and bends me over the trunk of the car... He takes out a metal baton... and lays it on the trunk right next to my face... “Thats going up your ass”... I whimper.....
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can rape ever be a good thing?
>>685689781
50% of people enjoy rape.
>>685689781
women have secret fantasies of being raped
it is fucking true, women are insane
>>685690680
Women don't mind being raped if the rapist is attractive.
Someone like David Bowie.
Drawthread:Robot Edition?
poo
/r/ Moss hanging upside-down like a bat asleep, and urinating during her sleep. Getting her body wet, like little trickles of urine running up her body/head, as well as dripping off her. And even though her wings might cover it, a likely peek of her puss too?
More refs can be found here, although I REALLY prefer it to be of her more "feral" form. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
Not responding to anyone who isn't interested, as well as not ever bumping this request. If you're looking for drama, look elsewhere.
/r/ loli butts
doughnut, doughnut holes, and glue
>>685687281
3 icecream bars.
>one guy
>3 Bars
>cashier wont know that they are all for me.
>hehehe
Zip ties, axe and lots of bleach
First I'd walk by and look at the cashiers name.
Then I would buy a knife, shovel and a card. I'd write her name on the card, give it to her while I'm checking out and say "see you later gorgeous"
Sluts you know thread
>>685686736
Is her name khristina she's identical to a girl I know
>>685686736
More from her
I'm fucking this girl on the regular. I dare you to find a flaw
Protip: you can't
>>685689225
Seriously?
>>685689225
>i fuck this girl
>girl
>not animal female
>girl=human female
Pic is unrelated, I guess.
>>685689225
her forehead is bigger than her face
>ITT: We make assumptions of each other based on what our hands look like.
>>685686105
confirmed, you stole that mouse
Black gamer dude?
Lost hand in combine harvester accident, stole black slaves hand and had it sewn on