FB fap 2
Left or right?
Waifu claiming thread.
Claiming Mai.
Claiming Gali
I'm just gonna wait until this gets deleted
So, how are you guys?
*fart*
>>685707217
rippin off my thread
I went shopping with my mom and she went down a "home and well being isle", she grabbed a massager that looked oddly familiar and she said "oh this is exactly what i need.... be.. because my feet are so sore from standing all day at work"
This is what the massager resembled
https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11697
We just stood there quietly for a little bit and she threw it in the cart.
What do?
My grandma has that model
>>685702026
Teach her how to use it
Are you going to charge her rent because you're sounding real childish right now op.
Poke-porn thread
Bamp
Hey all. So is there a name for us? Like furries or bronies?
wanna play a game?
>>685706998
Hillary Clinton absolutely loves grilled cheese sandwhiches. Like, she eats at least one almost every day.
>If it's this excellency I'm down for it
Bernie Sanders is dead.
>>685702316
Rekt not anaimal abuse
Fuck you
>>685702316
I hope you get raped by diseased nigger
All animal abusers deserve to be raped by the gorilla from the new ghost busters
Anyone else have a fetish for grills with sexy lips/wearing lipstick? Help me rebuild my folder of women with fuckable mouths, bonus points for dark lipstick.
bumpin
Should I cheat on my girlfriend /b/? I'll try to make this as short as possible for you fags: I was at a party last Saturday. At said party, I drank half a bottle of whiskey and ended up making out with this absolutely beautiful 10/10 girl that I've wanted to get with since high school (but I'd never thought that she'd be in my league.) We hung out a few days after the party and point-blank admitted that we wanted to fuck each other, despite the fact that we both have significant others. A bit about my girl:
>Absolutely perfect personality
>No drama
>Beautiful face, decent tits, amazing ass
>Slightly distended stretch mark belly, not pleasant but tolerable
>6.5/10 body, 9.5/10 personality
>We're moving in together this Summer
The girl from the party and I are meeting up again this Thursday. Not sure what to do, as my relationship with my girl if fucking amazing but god DAMN have I always wanted to bang party girl. For fuck's sake, give me some advice.
if you think shell be better than your gf let go of your gf beforehand otherwise no dont cheat
>>685700516
>perfect personality
>otherwise ok
Sounds great, throw away this relationship for a one night stand with some cunt who probably won't even go through with it anyways.
>>685700724
Part of my brain is telling me that I'll just do it once and never again. I could honestly see myself marrying my girl one day, but I worry that the guilt won't fade with time.
What is your most fucked up personal experience? Something of a sexual nature? Maybe something else bad happened in your life?
I don't want anyone to hold back. Worst thing that has happened to you?.
i once cummed on a cookie and fed it to a hobo.
>>685700696
Same
Had a gun pulled on me in 8th grade. Shot the kid sitting beside me at lunch
Trap thread
>no headless torsos
>no man ass in panties
only passable trans girls and traps
Has anyone updated yet? Thinking about doing it. IS it shite?
delete system32
>>685697975
that "joke" is almost as old as time itself.
Its pretty damn good. I legitimately like it a lot. It's better than win7 and leagues above win8
Guys I'm being shaken down by some sketchy beaner at work. I'm a lumber guy at Home Depot, which means I cut the wood.
Allow me to tell the story.
>be me yesterday
>in my first hour of overtime
>tired as fuck
>my coworker is telling this guy that we can't cut plywood into pieces as small and irregular as he wants them
>the guy comes over to me
>im a nice guy so I try to figure out what he wants so I might be able to help him.
>He has 6 pieces of really thin strangly measured pieces of wood and wants 20 each
>so 120 pieces altogether
>I tell him I'll try to do it
>he slips me a $100 bill in a handshake
>I say no dude I can't take this
>he blatantly refuses to take it back
>I insist, but no dice. I pocket it.
>I tell him I can have them by the afternoon today
>he says cool call me when it's done
>as I'm clocking out, I realize there was a camera above where we were talking
>SHIT the company has the transaction on video
>stressing about the situation all night long
Cont'd
Fast forward to this morning
>I'm opening and I'm all alone
>decide to knock out the pieces of wood
>between dealing with customers and other shit, it takes me about 3-4 hours
>I'm got lucky today because nobody really pestered me about it
>I'm call him and tell him his shit is ready
>he comes in a couple hours later and starts rifling through it
>He's serious as fuck and says two pieces are cut a little too big.
>is just acting sketchy and scary
>I cut two more pieces for him and don't charge him
>he chucks them because they were too thick
>He's okay with being a few short pieces
>I take the opportunity to try and give him back the $100
>he refuses again and tells me to buy my girl something
>says he'll be back in a few days
>im nervous as fuck driving home
I can't do this forever. What do I do to get out of this, /b/?
As far as I see it, the only think i can do is try to quit my job and try to find something.
On a side note, how long does Home Depot keep security footage around? I know I'm going to get caught eventually. There's just no way I can keep doing this.
>>685692080
You were dealing drugs
>>685692455
What?
So I just ordered one of these /b
What do you think? Pathetic, or awesome?
>>685696921
Well it's really fucking ugly, so I'd say pathetic.
>>685697069
Only 2 face options. Not the best I agree, but teh body is unreal.
>>685696921
To be honest I'm curious in how it would feel like but I'm not pathetic enough to actually buy one
I'm a newfag and I want to see the worst of 4chan
>this is the worst I've seen so far
No, it's too soon.
Idk about the worst but if you wanna see the best
>pic related
