Would you do it /b/?
>>689117722
MAGA
I may not agree with him but I would help him up because I'm not a fucking sociopath.
And maybe he'll let me fuck his daughter.
What's the biggest lie that someone told you?
>Pic related. Is mine. Girlfriend of 1.5 years cheated on me with her best friend. I burned all of the shit she gave me. One big lie.
Also feels thread.
OP is not a faggot.
Fuck that bitch op.
Drinking one for you tonight.
My gf of four years who said she loved me and always would turned out had been fucking my brother. She lied about her name and went as far to wear a wig when they went out or were fucking because she knew he would've ratted out her ass to me instantly. We sat on my couch for three days eating pot brownies and playing super smash brothers on GC while we realised that we were both fucking dumbasses who should've suspected something when our "girlfriends" always had a reason to not meet each other or one of us.
hey /b/, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
>>689115853
that's called opinions you retard.
Where did my dubs go
>>689115853
Nice copypasta faggot
YLYL CONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsjf3Y2ssIU
Fluffy thread is deactivated.
Activate fluffy thread.
Fluffy thread activated.
continuation and first part of a story from the older post
>being a normal Kyle
>one wife, two daughters, a house and a garden
“DUMMEH HOOMAN DIS AM SMAWTY WAND NAO”
>oh fuck not this again
“WEAVE NOW OW FWUFFY GIF BIGGEST OWWIES”
>i have the shovel in my hand, was working in garden
>my wife is in the beach with my two girls
>I really hate fluffies
>like...
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>>689116036
“Pwease nice mistah, fwuffies just wan nummies, leave smawty and hewd go”
>so now I’m “nice mistah”, one kick ago I was dummeh hoomin”, fucking hypocrite shitrats
“I can’t let you go, you declared war against me little shit, and war is what you and your little pathetic army gonna get”
>he don’t understand a shit of what I said, he’s there just crying with a little mountain of his own shit, god, fluffies are really pathethic
“I...
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>>689116237
“so, what is gonna be, you all die in here or just kill the bad fluffy”
>suddenly a little stampede of pathethic little color weaners are “running” in the direction of the smarty
“GIVE SMAWTY FOWEVE SWEEPIES!”
“DUMMEH SMAWTY PUT BABIES IN DANGER!”
“FWEEDOM!!!!”
>I like the spirit of that one, and now that I think it, he’s the only stallion of the herd now
>from the smarty only remains a little...
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Lefties can't handle someone telling it how it is.
"But Trump will start wars and divide 'Murica!" as opposed to....?
Get over it, he's the next President and you'll all change your mind when he's in power because you libtards have no back bone whatsoever.
San jose
>>689113373
You protest something people feel strongly about, and they'll react accordingly.
Trump rallies aren't exclusive on that.
>>689113093
>But Trump will start wars and divide 'Murica!"
The left has a monopoly on division and identity politics. IMHO Trump should divide America into those that want to be here and contribute, and those who want to complain and feel entitled to something.
My credit card, CVV on reply
>>689117093
>>689117093
>expires 06/13
Not valid unless signed, kappa
Alright, /b/. Let's get nudes. Here are the rules.
Whatever post rolls 7 first decides what I text this girl next.
If someone rolls 7, I'll send the message and post her response, then take the next 7 after I post the reply.
Anything goes, but I think we would all appreciate progressive responses for dem n00dz.
Let's seduce this bitch. Pic related, it's her. Already said hey, so did she. We're up.
"How come we haven't fucked yet?"
lemme get dem nudes tho
'Up for some anal tonight?'
Just gonna leave this here.
(Direct link:)
https://a.pomf.cat/anklyf.zip
ty OP
She is perfect all over!
Google last 3 digits of post + "stock photo" and the first image describes how you will die.
Go!
Pic unrelated.
Rool
Rollerderby incoming
>>689121241
Murdered by a cartoon character with a slingshot. Nice.
OBSCURE WORK TOOLS PART 6
ITT we post obscure tools we work with and try to guess others.
We've been going for 7 hours and OP went to bed so I'm honoring him and carrying this on
>>689117499
angled pneumatic nail gun?
>>689117499
Nice dubs. hardwood floor layer.
air powered nail gun?
/b add each other snap friends and send dick pics?
Get wins from Bitners20
Alexandrea_bc
stoner_baby12
Unpopular opinion.
Only your most unpopular opinion. Let's hear em'
Mine. Adam Sandler is a GREAT actor.
>>689120385
world of warcraft has had a great influence causing inbreeding across europe
>>689120385
What is this Imgur? Fuck outta here faggot.
>>689120385
Your mom was a good fuck
Rate my dick
>>689112094
Aleks?
>>689112601
What ?
Yummy 8.5/10
draw thread!
gib requests
This guy again?
opinions on best software to draw with mouse pls
ty friends