Would you do it /b/?
I may not agree with him but I would help him up because I'm not a fucking sociopath.
And maybe he'll let me fuck his daughter.
What's the biggest lie that someone told you?
>Pic related. Is mine. Girlfriend of 1.5 years cheated on me with her best friend. I burned all of the shit she gave me. One big lie.
Also feels thread.
OP is not a faggot.
Fuck that bitch op.
Drinking one for you tonight.
My gf of four years who said she loved me and always would turned out had been fucking my brother. She lied about her name and went as far to wear a wig when they went out or were fucking because she knew he would've ratted out her ass to me instantly. We sat on my couch for three days eating pot brownies and playing super smash brothers on GC while we realised that we were both fucking dumbasses who should've suspected something when our "girlfriends" always had a reason to not meet each other or one of us.
hey /b/, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
>>689115853
that's called opinions you retard.
Where did my dubs go
>>689115853
Nice copypasta faggot
YLYL CONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsjf3Y2ssIU
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Activate fluffy thread.
Fluffy thread activated.
continuation and first part of a story from the older post
>being a normal Kyle
>one wife, two daughters, a house and a garden
“DUMMEH HOOMAN DIS AM SMAWTY WAND NAO”
>oh fuck not this again
“WEAVE NOW OW FWUFFY GIF BIGGEST OWWIES”
>i have the shovel in my hand, was working in garden
>my wife is in the beach with my two girls
>I really hate fluffies
>like really really hate them
>I don’t torture or kill them, but god how I hate them
>today I will have a little fun
“so, you and your though friends gonna give me biggest owwies”
>I walk to the hole in the fence
“shit I should have fixed this before”
I put the shovel in front of it
“toughie fwend is stwonwest fluffy, toughie fwend give dummeh hooman sowwy hoofies!”
>the blue pegasus start to walk toward the leader of the shitrats while puffs his cheeks”
>for a second I look at the whole herd, 4 stallions, 6 mares and only two foals, must have been a though winter
>suddenly there is shit all over the grass
>the “toughie fwend” is learning to fly
>and they say that pigs can’t fly
>with a little help of kick airlines they can
>there’s a good amount of shit in the air, but at least none of that hit me
>the blue pegasus land in the yard of my neighbor
“WHAT THE FUCK KYLE!”
“sorry pal, just having some fun here”
“ok, just keep the shitrats in your garden”
>nice guy
>meanwhile all the other pig hamsters try to run away but the whole in the fence is blocked now
>I’m a real idiot if I didn’t notice 10 fucking fluffies crossing my fence…
>>689116036
“Pwease nice mistah, fwuffies just wan nummies, leave smawty and hewd go”
>so now I’m “nice mistah”, one kick ago I was dummeh hoomin”, fucking hypocrite shitrats
“I can’t let you go, you declared war against me little shit, and war is what you and your little pathetic army gonna get”
>he don’t understand a shit of what I said, he’s there just crying with a little mountain of his own shit, god, fluffies are really pathethic
“I suppose I can let you go anyway… if…”
>For one moment the faces of all the little shit rats shine with hope
“herd!”
>I try to not yell, this little are too easy to scare
“I have to give you fowevew sweepies…”
>and they’re shitting themselves again
“because of your smarty!”
>and the torrent of shit stops again
“your smarty is bad fluffy, he wanna give me fowevew sweepies, and I think he’s gonna return with more fluffies to accomplish that”
“whaf is awwompwish?”
“… to give me forever sleepies”
>sometimes I forget how limited this little shits are
“NO, JUST LEAVE SMAWTY GO AND I NEVEW COME BACK!, I PWOMISE!”
>the little shitrat is criying, I love when they cry… and he’s shitting again… fuck
“but if you give this bad fluffie fowevew sweepies, then in the bottom of your hearth you’re good fluffies, and good fluffies can leave my wand unharmed!”
>other red shitrat stand between the smarty and the rest of the herd, the smarty is hiding his head between his hooves
“NO!, DON’T LISTEN TO DUMMEH HOOMIN, HES JUST BAD HOOMIN, HE WANNA HUWT FLUFFIES!”
>wow this little shitrat is the real smarty of the herd… but he’s spoiling my fun
“FOR FUCK’S SAKE KYLE!”
“sorry frank”
“well doesn’t matter this is getting good”
“…wan die…”
>you hear the characteristic crack from frank’s side of the fence, I make two fluffies fly in one day, a new record, my kicks are getting better
>>689116237
“so, what is gonna be, you all die in here or just kill the bad fluffy”
>suddenly a little stampede of pathethic little color weaners are “running” in the direction of the smarty
“GIVE SMAWTY FOWEVE SWEEPIES!”
“DUMMEH SMAWTY PUT BABIES IN DANGER!”
“FWEEDOM!!!!”
>I like the spirit of that one, and now that I think it, he’s the only stallion of the herd now
>from the smarty only remains a little red point in my garden that repeats “huuuuu, huuuu, wan die” time after time after time
>one mare shits on it
“dummeh smawty is not mowe speciaw fwend”
>the foals just chirp
>so this are his babbies
>this little pig hamsters are fun, why did I not start with this before?
>I take the only remaining male of the herd in my hands now
“you’re all good fluffies”
“yaaaay, fwuffy is good fwuffy”
>I put him even more up, like in the lion king movie
“upsies!”
“now I pronounce you, NEW SMAWTY FWEND OF THE HEWD!”
>all the mares cheers, the foals only chirps
“kyle what the fuck are you doing”
>it’s the voice of my wife
>I just turn my head
>she’s back from the beach, I’m just standing in the place without moving
“new mummah?”
“shut up smarty”
Lefties can't handle someone telling it how it is.
"But Trump will start wars and divide 'Murica!" as opposed to....?
Get over it, he's the next President and you'll all change your mind when he's in power because you libtards have no back bone whatsoever.
San jose
>>689113373
You protest something people feel strongly about, and they'll react accordingly.
Trump rallies aren't exclusive on that.
>>689113093
>But Trump will start wars and divide 'Murica!"
The left has a monopoly on division and identity politics. IMHO Trump should divide America into those that want to be here and contribute, and those who want to complain and feel entitled to something.
My credit card, CVV on reply
>>689117093
>expires 06/13
Not valid unless signed, kappa
Alright, /b/. Let's get nudes. Here are the rules.
Whatever post rolls 7 first decides what I text this girl next.
If someone rolls 7, I'll send the message and post her response, then take the next 7 after I post the reply.
Anything goes, but I think we would all appreciate progressive responses for dem n00dz.
Let's seduce this bitch. Pic related, it's her. Already said hey, so did she. We're up.
"How come we haven't fucked yet?"
lemme get dem nudes tho
'Up for some anal tonight?'
Just gonna leave this here.
(Direct link:)
https://a.pomf.cat/anklyf.zip
ty OP
She is perfect all over!
Google last 3 digits of post + "stock photo" and the first image describes how you will die.
Go!
Pic unrelated.
Rool
Rollerderby incoming
>>689121241
Murdered by a cartoon character with a slingshot. Nice.
OBSCURE WORK TOOLS PART 6
ITT we post obscure tools we work with and try to guess others.
We've been going for 7 hours and OP went to bed so I'm honoring him and carrying this on
>>689117499
angled pneumatic nail gun?
>>689117499
Nice dubs. hardwood floor layer.
air powered nail gun?
/b add each other snap friends and send dick pics?
Get wins from Bitners20
Alexandrea_bc
stoner_baby12
Unpopular opinion.
Only your most unpopular opinion. Let's hear em'
Mine. Adam Sandler is a GREAT actor.
>>689120385
world of warcraft has had a great influence causing inbreeding across europe
>>689120385
What is this Imgur? Fuck outta here faggot.
>>689120385
Your mom was a good fuck
Rate my dick
>>689112094
Aleks?
>>689112601
What ?
Yummy 8.5/10
draw thread!
gib requests
This guy again?
opinions on best software to draw with mouse pls
ty friends
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