ITT: we share our most embarrassing/autism stories, I'll begin:
>be me, 9 years old
>saw a couple making out in a movie
>ask my mom about it
>she says people do that to who they share a very special bond
>on that very afternoon, it was my cousin's birthday
>she was my best friend for years
>i call the whole family table to watch as i show my gratitude
>made out with my cousin in front of everyone and smiled to my mom
>"we have a very special bond"
You guys turn
>>690661814
holy shit im hungry dude keep this thread alive ill be back with food
>>690661814
>i fucked my mom
bumping
Let's do this again
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>Hello this Junior, Would you like to try our special?
>Is this the krusty krab?
>Okay sir, we called metro and expect someone at your door.
>Will it come with a krabby patty?
>>690659283
>Is this the Krusy Krab
>Yea, bro, wanna krabby patty?
>How much are they?
>Bout like 5 bucks man.
>Nice. Now do you ship anywhere, or is this just a small vicinity type thing?
>Hangs up.
Drawthread, lucky Nim edition
Posting in lucky thread...
request from last thread
>>690666165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3DmBUZlUOI
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Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
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>>690662646
>>690662649
I blame Russia
What did he say, /b/?
>i go to 4chan everyday
Ma'am, it's the police your husband is dead, the driver was an alcohol
>>690664167
You look pretty today mom
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>690662650
Does she have nudes yet?
Sleep tight reap tight
>>690663044
Sleep tight reap tight
Sleep tight reap tight
Its time... To sleep.
s/fur knows the bubbles inside
Anyone got herms
>>690661157
damn dude, I haven't seen a VHS in forever
You know what to do!
>>690659731
Roll
Rollin for anal
Rell
Hello /b/. If youre a human reading this it is very likely that you are dumb. That doesnt make you less of a person, but less of a spirit. Prove your worth. This thread is supposed to show a newfag like me the minds of /b/. Every reply is moron until accepted by me. Dance for me /b/.
>>690656652
If mirors aren't real how can our eyes be?
Who gives a fuck if they are accepted by you? Chances are you are just another dumbass.
>>690657401
/thread
>>690660712
I would rape her against the church
what would you do?
celeb fap thread
Look at those feet
"If /b/ had a slogan."
"Pissing in an ocean of piss."
newfags can't triforce
OP IS A FAGGOT
Who else loves banging chubby chicks, fat chicks, etc?
General fattie thread. I'm bored.
>You only had to lower your standards because you couldnt get anyone else but were too horny to go without
>Your dick looks like a piece of shit
>>690662778
I don't have standards, lol. I'll fuck anything, but I prefer the feeling if fucking far chicks.
>>690662904
>far chicks
you must have a pretty long dick, OP
Sup /b/
Dubs gets nudes
Trips gets IG/FB
Why not
Cute
