Guarantee this describes everyone on here
you got me
>>690718297
I'm not straight
Nope. Gay and high upperclass. Got me on everything else.
Friends you'd fuck
Hunger Games thread. It's my first time, be gentle.
Supreme Gent
>>690714876
aye look its johnny bravo holding an arrow.
Tourist Skeleton
Hey b, got raided today. Well, my housemate got raided, for a 15cm plant. Found my stash with my pipes, pot and grinder and I got drug diversion. Then they saw my computer with utorrent open. Which lead to them going through my drives and finding lolishit. And some siberian mouse shit. And more 'teen model' shit. Now I have to face court in a few weeks. Or neck myself. Seriously considering option 2. I mean, I don't have a defense and I'm not going to jail for some fucking photos and drawings.
So let's celebrate. 12 years on 4chan and I've never OPed or even posted in /b/. Thought I should at least do this once before what comes next
they let you keep your drive?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
lolis or gtfo
Nope. They took 2 internals and 3 externals from my computer. I'm on an old lappy. Shit's fucked
>0 watch youtube videos
>1 watch anime or tv show
>2 watch movie
>3 play video games
>4 stuck on 4chan for another hour
>5 eat some snacks or have a meal
>6 read something interesting
>7 read a comic or manga
>8 time to fap
>9 go to bed
Let's roll!
rokk n roll
gas chambers are fun
My ex,
She played me like a piano.
Broke my heart,
Destroyed every part of my being,
A truly horrible person
Tell why things :(
>>690710817
I meant tell me things
Did she fly like a butterfly
you gonna dump or what op?
>>690715783
Always gotta wonder what someone can do to deserve something like this
Moar
>>690715949
fuck thats so satisfying
STOP. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
We have reports of infidels with dubs secretly roaming these areas to assassinate our leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Show me your singles and you're free to go
ALLAHU AKBHAR
Please dont hurt my children!
>>690709497
aint got nothing mane
I am not a crook!
Vocaloid Hentai Thread
trips gets her nudes
quads gets the video of her getting fucked
Ass?
im on a roll
Civ Thread, let's go faggots.
>One food is consumed per turn
>Dubs decides what happens that turn, and an RNG decides if it goes well or not.
>10 men, 4 women
>Start with 10 food
Accidental self nuke
>>690698811
Kek
>>690698811
confirmed pls
ASIAN BREAD
>dubs
i found this lil asian slut tryna eat my noodles like the lil chinese she is
Sauc
>>690707813
Sauce
My doggo was diagnosed with advanced metastatic lung cancer two weeks ago. If you aren't sure what that is, it's cancer that spread from another part of his body to his lungs. We went to the vet to see why he was coughing and hacking. An xray later, we learned he has two months. He takes steroids to help him breathe so the cancer doesn't obstruct breathing too fast. They're hard fuckin core bronchodialators. When people take the same medicine for COPD or bronchitis (like I did) it's just a tiny puff of powder inhaled. My dog takes 3 and a half BIG ASS tablets a day. It makes him extremely thirsty. A normal bowl of water lasts a day or two for both dogs. We've had to fill the bowl up 4 times today and the one we put outside just yesterday twice. He needs to pee every two hours. He wakes me up panting really loud (and roughly, his lungs aren't very good) and scampers back and forth between the door and my bed. I've started sleeping in the living room again so I can let him out at all hours. We still wake up with pee on the towels we leave by the door for that very purpose. His loud hacking and coughing has gotten better from the steroid, but he still rumbles and hacks with every breath. The poor guy has started to lay down in the dirt outside because he's extremely lethargic. He doesn't get excited about walks anymore. As soon as we shake the chain he just sits there and looks while his sister scampers about and can hardly contain herself with excitement. He doesn't leave the couch for treats anymore. His entire life is sitting near the door or on the couch waiting to chug more water or pee again. I miss my buddy.
> inb4 that copy pasta about grandpa dying from cigarettes and this post gave me cancer
Doggo in pooper
>>690703430
Lol you should have got him to Vape instead
>>690703430
How old is he? I just lost a dog so I'll talk to ya about it
g/fur thread
Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
>>690706841
Lose weight. Get laid.
>>690706841
Here we go.
>>690706841
Over used bait.
