is it gay to fuck a trap taking all things into consideration?
What is the answer you want to hear?
>>690728637
the right one
no, as long a u don't know about it, like when I happened too me, got a bj from this hot cashier,but turns out she had a dick, but I was hella hot before I found out she was a he.
I need to bust a nut. Post the best amateur webms (preferably) or pics you have
What you think of my girls puffy cum dump?
>>690733546
Post more with cum on it
Friends you want to fuck
>>690731826
nice
i wonder what she looks like without makeup
FUCK /b/ this is a true emergency
I've been going out partying the past few nights, and at first I didn't think anything of it.. There's a closet in the absolute center of my house that has a light in it. It's been on constantly and I've been drunk/hungover and I've written off the light being on to me being careless and just forgetting about it leaving it on.
Tonight I made ABSOLUTELY SURE EVERY LIGHT WAS TURNED OFF IN MY HOUSE. I was positive this time, I'm trying to cut down on my power bill.
I came back in from having a few drinks and there it was.. My closet and hallway lights are on, my back door was unlocked, and I found these weird glass beads that I have never seen before in my life hanging on the inside door handle of my UNLOCKED back door.
It's 5 in the morning and I'm sitting in my bed with a loaded gun in my hand.. Should I call the police or will they think I'm nuts? Pic related
think logical you idiot.
who has spare key? do you carry spare key? do you still have it?
check closet for signs of homeless habitation
everything ok? fap and go to sleep
>>690729418
No shit you idiot. No one has a key. I own the place.
Stick beads in your ass then kill yourself faggot
Goodnight sweet prince
He was a lord you faggot
He literally just existed for people to hate so the fans would feel good when he died
That's not good writing
>>690729749
>He was a lord.
>>690729749
someone went from 0 to salty in record time jesus christ
New asian bread
yes please
Alright faggots.
**ASK A PLUMBER ANYTHING**
If you ask the right question you may get some very interesting greentexts.
If you ask a new question you will get new greentexts.
Also general plumbing advice.
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Have you ever had a face full of shit?
>>690726049
Mate, more times than I'd fucking care to remember.
I think the closest I came to swallowing an utter shitstorm was this day me and the old man were clearing a blocked sewer on a backyard that was on a steep incline of almost backslash gradings.
He was up the top, he was 10 cables down the sewer line, and was shouting at me to "Yell out when I saw it was clear".
Well first thing I heard was a minor rumble, didn't see much.
Next was a bit of a watery sound, still saw nothing.
Then heard this "WHOOMP" and jumped out of the way *just* in time.
Shitty sewer water was FUCKING FLYING out of this pipe, straight up in the air like water out of a whale's spout!
And it came ***THIS*** fucking close to hitting me right in the face.
Under the pressure, chances are I would have swallowed the lot if I hadn't moved quickly enough.
>>690726088
>Greentexted
>Be me
>Be apprentice
>Working for father.
>On property.
>Property so steep it is literally almost to the grade of the fucking forward space bar on your keyboard. /
>Must fix blocked sewer.
>"Alright anon" shouts father
>"Get the sewer machine out of the fuckin' truck, and fuckin' hurry up!"
>Be short skinny manlet.
>Struggle to get heavy machine out of messy car.
>Struggle to get heavy machine across steep hill.
>Drop machine, starts to roll down heavy hill.
>Old man of master fury over 9000 barrels down hill and catches machine mid roll.
>"YOU FUCKING USELESS FUCKING IDIOT!!! CAN'T YOU FUCKING DO ANYTHING??? JUST GET DOWN THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL WHERE THAT FUCKING SNIFF PIPE IS AND FUCKING LET ME KNOW WHEN IT'S FUCKING CLEAR!!!"
>"But dad how do I know...?"
>"GET A FUCKIN' MOVE ON!!!"
>Run down hill faster than speedy gonzales after a chilli festival.
>Distance between cranky old man and sewer vent pipe is longer than football field.
>Makes me feel safer
>Safety is shortlived.
Cont.
Hairy Girls Threat
hairy pussy is the best
Dog foot fetish thread
How about...no
The post with no replies wins.
>>690728423
you lose
>>690728783
You too
>>690729068
You too
SNIPER GET DOWN
odds - get shot
evens - slip away
dubs - smoke grenade, next 5 anons safe
trips - sniper ricochets off the helmet of the anon, poster above drops dead, bypasses smoke grenade
quad - take a shot at sniper
odd quads - hit spotter
even quads - hit sniper and win
quints - martyr anon that takes last bullet sniper have.
Whats the behind the tre....
Kill me nigger
>>690731736
reeeeeeeee sniper get out
new ylyl thread
top kek
>>690727767
damn
Let's have a bit of fun faggiezz
Pangenderarchy....KEK
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to an absolute minimum
>Naps are NOT a good idea.
>Post fitting, no over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
>Tsundere Weeb Claimed.
I want to be normal
Best type moon claimed.
YLYL stupid shit you lost to anyway edition
The other ones are shit
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