So Im selling this 12 year old fucktard "weed" but Im not really I was just gonna put some oregano in a small baggy but does anyone else know any better way to fake it?
(Pic unrelated)
>>684081816
Just give him the weed and watch him trip the fuck out and laugh
>>684082011
Im considering it to be completely honest
>>684081816
just tell his parents he tried to buy drugs, don't specify
y no g/fur?
g/fur
yes
pg 9 save rave
We need more otters.
Psychology game anyone? This only works if you follow the rules. Only answer honestly and don't think about your answer. Simply answer exactly the first thing that comes to mind. Ready?
You're in the middle of a forrest. Describe the Forrest.
You begin to follow a path, as you're walking you notice a cup on the ground. Describe the cup.
You continue the path you were on and spot key. Describe the key. Do you leave it or pick it up?
You continue down the path and end up at a brook. Describe the brook and how you get to the other side.
On the other side you continue on the path until you get to a house. Describe the house including it's surroundings.
As you observe the house you spot a bear. Describe the bear and you actions and reaction.
After whatever happens with the bear you continue on your path and end up at a wall. Describe the wall and what you see or imagine what's on the other side.
I will provide the interpretation of your answers. This only works if you use your imagination and answered honestly. Also this isn't always accurate for everyone but has worked on a lot of people I've tried this on.
Beautiful forest. A chalice, gold and rusty. The key looks like a golden key with a crest that I can't figure out much, and I pick it up. The brook has a medium strength stream of water and to get to the other side, I walked through the brook. The house looks like a small shack, surrounded by vegetations and farm animals. The bear looks like it wants to attack me, and I run away from the motherfucker and he couldn't pass through the stream for some reason, and I waved my middle finger at it. The wall is made of bricks and has different old paintings all over it. The other side looks like hell for me.
>Forrest
the forest is a lush green with a narrow path composed more out of roots then out of dirt.
The trees there are mostly birch, but some oaks are there aswell.
The cup is a faint blue, sort off like the bllue on some ming-vases from china. it has an ear but its broken off.
the key is golden with some ring shaped details, also gold. i pick that baby up like i picked up your sister last night.
The brook is pretty shallow, altough the water flows pretty fast. i see a rope nearby hanging from a branch, i use it to swing myself over.
the house is a cute red house, in the middle of the woods. you cant see some parts of it because its covered in leaves and other stuff.
The bear is a brown-bear with a very broad head. i slowly walk away from it.
the wall is actually a fence that some farmer put up, on the other side is a agricultural field, with some barley growing there.
sauce???
also webm thread
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Hey /b/ros can anyone please get me Call Of Duty: Black Ops 3
its on sale
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KatanaOmnislash/
I'm broke too OP :(
>>684080203
#feelsbadman
>>684080466
check em though
Found pictures of my friends GF stripping. what do ?
>>684082514
Well, you post them here, of course, faggot.
Show Them bro
You know what it is
Bimpa
I guess you can upload images there, amirite?
Black and yellow x4
Dubs get bubble effect on requested picture. First 3 posts get free bubbles.
>>684070957
Bubble my cousin, bro! (On right)
>>684071265
OP working on it.
I'm not seeing a rekt or ylyl thread. Why not both?
ITT post whatever you want.
will do baby boo
Ight /b/, this just happened to me and i'm beyond pissed
>be me
>be 1h and a half ago
>1:30 am EST
>go to McDicks
>eat
>gtfo
>walking my way home with a large cola and a cigarette
>walking on a stretched boulevard
>cigarette is 3 puffs away from being kill
>walk towards a building because i wanted to dispose of my cigarette in the ashtray besides the front door
>take shortcut path besides building that leads to a schoolyard
>throw my coke in the thrash
>exit schoolyard into school parking
>walk atleast 50 feet away from school parking
>see cop car turning corner in front of me and driving towards me suddenly blasting their headlights onto me
When they turned the corner they didn't have any lights on which i thought was weird since it's in the damn middle of the night(around 2 am at this point)
Cont.
>>684073825
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>>684073825
Go on
Name your favorite famous human from australia. mine is Martin Bryant. wish he got to kill more.
joe fritzl is the greatest australian b knows
>>684076124
Nice meme
Did this OP post more pictures? I only got 4.
ITT Stories about relationships/feels thread
This first story will not be about me but about my aunt.
So my aunt had a few boyfriends, most of them were weird or pricks.
now since two or three months she found this guy that seemed pretty nice.
Now the reason i am sharing this is because i see in alot of feels threads or threads that open with "kissless 23 year old virgin" and they are depressed about it.
>that guy my aunt met was 42 years old, like 5 years difference.
>he still lived with his parents, had a job though.
>needed to work his ass off for months to buy a house for him and her.
>they now live happily togheter and fits well in the family
So if he as a 42 year old virgin that lived with his parents could find love, tell me /b/
Do you still think you won't find that special someone? if not what is your reasoning?
Im actually happily in a relationship but i get tired seeing all those kissless virgin threads.
Like ive seen some fucked up people find love so im a firm believer anyone can. It just depends on the person themselves
Also i am in a relationship myself at age 21 at the moment. most people around my age or lower are still even finding out who they are and what they want.
So my advice is don't date someone that doesn't know what he/she wants.
Don't be immature, don't hide feelings or emotions or problematic thoughts. because that is how alot of relationships fail.
and most importantly but a really obvious one. make sure that person can relate to you and that you got similair hobbies or interests
I can post my story if people are willing to keep thread alive between posts. Bumping before writing to keep thread from pruning.
There is no incest thread.
Lets have one.
Post your stories of inter-family degeneracy.
Also, I used to fuck my sister but dont do it anymore. She got married, had kids, and doesnt want to do shit any more for sentimental reasons. ("it feels like cheating".)
>pic not my sister. its just there to get your attention.
When did it start?
>>684079144
more than a decade ago. when we were young and living with our parents.
>btw, i've posted my story before. you might be dissapointed.
>>684079405
Started when you were 14? Got her pregnant by accident, had her aborted it, and last thing she did to you was a blowjob? Are you that guy?
