hi, b. should i stop being a lazy fuck and go workout?
First you have to ask yourself why
>>614063128
looks like you have some man boobs there so probably
>>614063128
Yeah start with popping them tits out, burn 0.00002 calories
Relatives you are attracted to. My sister.
at a party drunk.
I think I'm in love with my cousin
Listen, I know my movie sucks dick.
I'm just do this for the craft services.
this is now a maloop thread
Civ thread continued..
Your tribe's shaman decrees that the eruption was divine providence from the Fire God himself, a party is sent to seek out survivors; 4 are found, all from the Eastern tribe. They are in shock as to the events they witnessed and initially do not speak, however over time they regain their speech. They do not cooperate, but you are reluctant to kill them as you seek the knowledge of their former tribe. 1 dies in captivity.
Laws of the Fire God are set in stone and are absolute, deviation is punishable by death. See here >>614076731
An ambassador of the Northern tribe arrives at your village and offers knowledge in exchange for peace. They had felt the eruption and their scouts associated it with your worship of fire. Your reputation precedes you.
Another of the southwestern explores is found not far from the Derelict Stones. He had been flayed and quartered. Unrest about the disappearances grows within your ranks.
>>614079882
Bump
Rape the survivors then go onto studying genetics
Torture the survivors with fire.
Pictures you weren't meant to share and saved from other anons continued 3
porn webm thread
>>614053142
I have no idea what kind of webm this is
It's either Formula 1 or some kind of porn
>>614053556
And F1 it was
Big fat ass thread.
Civilization Game??
I normally host Risk, but I'd like to try something different this time.
>The Legion
You are part of a tribe settled in a clearing of a large yet unexplored forest. You have knowledge of fire, and basic spears to collect fish from the stream, and the clearings in the forest nearby also provide your tribe with limited food i.e. berries and bird eggs. However, the supply is not always constant and food over all is scarce. Occasionally a large animal is killed and provides meat for your tribe, but this is not a common occurrence as you lack tools to properly hunt these animals. Your shelters consists of huts assembled with the hides of the animals you occasionally kill from the forest. The stream nearby provides your group with water. Your tribe consists of you and 9 others; 5 men and 5 women. You have no knowledge of the surrounding areas.
What is your next move? Majority rule applies, whatever is voted on shall be expanded upon.
>Year: 1
>Population: 10
>Knowledge (theory or fact): fire
>Tech (in practice): fire
>Housing: hide tents
>Tools: spear
>Food: berries, eggs, fish, occasional game (at risk)
>Tribe Status: unknown
Suggestions welcome
This is my first time Oping for Civ, so bear with me guys. :)
Bump
>>614035879
Start tilling the field for farming?
>>614035879
Commit mass suicide.
Any mt.sac / fullerton /b/ros?
fullerton? in orange? yea\\\\
dafuq is mt sac?
close
temecula
>>614068684
another community college like a couple mins away, how are the girls there? going there soon
Anyone have sauce on it?
>>614074747
Bamp
>>614074747
I mean she is near perfection.
bumpski
You save you lose
>>614068226
I lose
this image is photoshopped
the princess?
>>614076637
>queen of /b/
>>614076637
Did the thread get nuked?
Perfect
U white bois wish u were as strong and smart as a black.
Blacks are master race and that is why all girls want black man. It is fact. U jealous plus blacks have biggest dick compared to japanese or jews or whites. Fact.
are you even black...
Insane ass thread
The only insane ass I see in this thread is OP.
>>614059331
insane now
beached whale in two years
>>614059501
OOOOOOOOO BUUUUURRRNNNNN
Chris thread.
We're making progress.
Extra info so far: http://prntscr.com/720swi
Mods please note: We are not posting personal information, this is not a witch hunt, this is a matter of community interest and we are all in it just for the lulz. The info was posted by Chris himself.
>>614060423
bampin
>Guy posts pictures jerking off onto photos of woman for years
>Escalates to pictures of her female child
>Posts a picture with a gravestone in it
>/b/ figures out where the gravestone is
>Figures out who the woman is (Arin)
>Finds Chris in her friends list and starts matching up wardrobe items/facial hair/cars to the pictures
>Guy claimed he was a coworker, we confirm Chris worked at Orvis with Arin
>People message Arin on Facebook last night
>Now we wait
>Chris has apparently started wiping his internet history
>Threads are 404ing faster than expected
>Something is going to happen
>>614060423
I've got friends in Bennington looking for salty gravestones.