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Contriboot only god tier funnies pls
bump cause the other one is shit
cock tribute thread
I'm fully tucked under my clothes at work and leaking precum into my panties even though I can't get hard. My nipples are rock hard and sensitive to the slightest touch and my whole body feels tingly and I can't imagine why anyone would want to be a boy
>>678989270
We like having our genitals skinned as infants
part of you wants this and part of you wants to be this. you can have both.
>>678989270
post again when you're having period cramps, kthnxbye
Ask a Buddhist anything
Do you suck dicks?
>>678996241
Nope
I heard that buddhits believe in demons, which you have to ask to be polite and nice with you and help you.
Is it true?
Be honest: why aren't you having a wife and kids?
>>679006853
I'm worried I'll change my mind 5 years in and be stuck hating the people I'm supposed to love.
>>679006853
I'm black so I'll just be having the kids.
nah
ITT
Terribly describe a game, other anons guess
I'll start
>be 10
>meteor crashes
>send faggot friend home
>beat up dogs, plants and aliens
>save this psycho girl
>grow chickens in backpack
>buy frying pans for psycho girl
>recruit some nerd and a monk
>become robots
>pray
>save the world
>>679009505
Earthbound
>>679010174
ding
>be a manager over these green dudes
>build science stuff
>put flags on different places
>travel to planets and moons
>can jihad into ur own buildings, pretend its 9/11
>make a plane and travel turists places
>best pilot is 100% stupid and always smiling when others are terrified
>gain science and get bettr tech
>leave pilot without fuel and in escape-velocity
Such fun game
Trips chooses the subreddit we raid and what we raid it with
>any rolls with just a subreddit won't count
>we must wait 5 minutes after the winrar to start the raid so we have time to prepare
r/pokemon with digimon
/r/leagueoflegends with dota2
/r/GlobalOffensive With Call of Duty
Some of you are pretty nice.
Am I one of the nice ones?
Tay worship
>>679003005
More armpits or i will post spiderman...
Celebrities with amazing breasts/nipples
I'll start at the top
>>679007026
Post more of her sir
Your uncle just died.
roll and put the last 3 digits into google images.
5th image on google images is what your uncle left you in his inheritance
>>679011679
rolling
rawllolrolraol
>>679011877
well damn looks like i gots me a Cruise/battleship
OH NO, /B/ IT'S THE COPS. QUICK, THE 6TH IMAGE IN YOUR REACTION FOLDER IS YOUR COOL FACE.
74% American obese or overweight
>Americans claim it's because they are "busy" and don't have time to eat so they eat something quick regardless of nutritional value
Why don't you just admit you are fucking gluttons?
>>679000761
>Why don't you just admit you are fucking gluttons?
Americans admitting they are wrong
kek
My favorite is when the fattys say things like "I'm diabetic I have to eat constantly"
>74%
Did you pull tho statistics out of your ass fagot ?
super toight
i bet you are
toight butts
wouldn't you like to know
R34 thread, what else needs to be said?
>>679007090
I love dat glossy/wet look in drawn stuff.
>that pic
What is wrong with me?
