No YLYL? Lets make one.
Everyone that replies to this thread is cancer excluding me.
>>685468355
and me
what's the oldest age you've FORNICATED with?
k
>>685466494
she said 48 but now I wonder if she was in her 50's
>>685466494
late 30's-early 40's?
Emma Watson appreciation thread
Emma Watson is a well known actress, singer, model, activist, writer, painter, dancer, philosopher, fashion designer and proclaimed reinassance woman.
>>685463537
tell the bitch to pay taxes
>Be normalfag
>Have a hobby like writing or philosophy
>No one gives a shit
>no employment chance because you have shitty skills
>should have been a doctor
Or...
>be famous
>be rich as fuck alpha
>bring up in an interview that you wrote a letter once
>next week, five books published and a screenplay
The next time you lust over an image, or the idea of having sex with an amazingly beautiful woman such as sweet Emma here, I want you to realise something, and picture this the next time you fap over the created memory of your coitus;
At some stage in her life, she's been sat on the toilet for at least 20 minutes, straining like fuck to squeeze out a massive turd, taking a deep breath and clenching her stomach muscles in an attempt to put some pressure behind the huge, stodgy stool of digested food and stomach acids that is currently forcing her anus to painfully widen. Then there's that small spiky bit of shit that pokes out the side and scratches the side of her rectum as she strains, bringing tears to her eyes, so she shifts to one side and tugs on a cheek to make it a little easier for the painful piece to pass.
Then it snaps, and the gigantic depth charge plunges into the water, splashing her arse cheeks with pissy and shitty water, but she can't relax as the turd is still halfway out, and if she unclenches, she just known it'll vanish back up her arsehole like a botfly larvae.
Finally the solid shit passes, but is immediately followed by the newer, softer shit which splurts out of her rectum like someone paint-spraying a fence in a cacophony of loud noises and a stomach-emptying stench that clings to the walls and won't shift for hours
Now she's finished, she takes the pressure off her knees, groaning as her spine rights self, having been arched over for so long. She grabs some paper and wipes, but it was messier down there then she thought, and she realises to lat she's just spread liquid shit all over the inside of her butt cheeks and near her vaginal entrance, and it takes another 20 sheets and 10 wipes before she can be sure it's all gone.
Then of course, it's another 5 minutes at the sink trying to get all the shit out from under her fingernails.
--> 25 guys 1 girl highschool gangbang
has the snapchat video finally been released?
source:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600521/High-school-girl-caught-camera-having-sex-multiple-boys-girls-bathroom-campus-school-hours.html
>>685458248
bump
>>685458248
I don't believe it was actually 25. I live next to the high school where this happened and I work with some kids who go there. They said it was 5 black dudes, one Mexican and one white dude railin a white girl. Also, why the fuck you want the video lmao you peon.
what no s/fur thread yet what the fuck?
i'm bored .
HIDDEN MESSAGES RELATING TO UNSOLVED MURDER CASES - A NEW OP
Thread on /x/
>>>/x/17717003
>>>/x/17717003
>>>/x/17717003
NEW DISCORD
>https://discord.gg/011YwS1gaYOEP15Wt
Youtube channel
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6lfthWfZXIHcBmrwBPylQ/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=0
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6lfthWfZXIHcBmrwBPylQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW4fulGbuDQ [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIXjfkm2ru0 [Embed]
Old Thread
>>685447033 →
Backstory:
>Random anon posts thread on /b/
>Thread has hex that, when decoded to ASCII, had hidden exerpts from "War of the Worlds" and points to a youtube channel
>Uploads some clips, each with a three digit number in a semi sorted ascending order
>Some videos have wierd noises
>Spectrogram showed these noises contained names
>One contains the name Stephanie Ann Bauman in the spectrogram of the audio
>Still an open murder case
>Another contained encrypted rot1 code
>Decyphers to Darcy Anderson
>Her murder case is also still open in Colorado
>Both contain names to unsolved murders
>Cyphered hex digits are coded in images
>Decyphered lead to website that downloads .wav file with unrecognizable noise
>Noise read in SPEC spectograph program reads Edith Bernice Lehnerz
>Case is still open to this day and her body has never been recovered
>NEW NAME DISCOVERED HEX > VIGENERE > ATBASH coding reveals name Karen Denise Aguilera
>"BODY WAS RECOVERED, CAUSE OF DEATH WAS UNDETERMINED" -- Case still open
>As of now videos consistently reference hunting and showing dark places
>Murders/homicides/videos are all related to the Denver/Aurora, Co area.
>Channel's avatar is hidden image of anglerfish
>Hidden messages are being found cyphered in images
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>>685458444
nice trips
>>685458499
>>685458444
This is now a get thread
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
how to quit bros
>>685465502
dw, cancer will solve that pretty quickly
>>685465502
why the fuck do you smoke so much, faggot
u cough like a motherfucker dont you
>>685465612
Mostly just wheezing
Cock tributes everyone!!!
Please
Show her the dick op
pic you last fapped to
>>685463389
beautiful, whos dis?
>2016
>fapping to pics
Sum up /b/ in one picture
>FB Fap Thread 3.0
Hello /b/ dubs decide what to do :3
>>685460841
detonate the jacket
Drink those beers and then buy two more and then drink those
>>685460841
Lob your beers into that crowd
Why would any right thinking person even consider voting for Donald Trump?
Seriously /b/, have Americans lost their minds?
It is right troubling, how a candidate like Trump, could have even made it as far in the nomination process as he did. This says a lot of bad things about Americans in general.
It looks as if 1930s German history is repeating itself (pic related).
>>685463675
couldn't agree more. here are some reasons not to vote for him
>>685463675
Not sure why no one ever brings up pic related.
>>685463675
Because we're desperate for anyone who's not that shit spewing monstrosity named Sanders.
Rate my mum's 38E cleavage for her nudes
>>685465387
9/10 looks great
I put a potato in her
>>685465387
tell cindy I still love her
Europe rate
You know what to do,,
bump
fuckin fish
