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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Spam edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCgVIHLwYT4
Rip Greg
Shovel was the killer
Britfag Maki Claim
>Will my autism be curable? edition
>>685463350
Did anyone see the cheesetits last thread
>>685463350
Late claim
>Spammer has too much time and not enough doritos
>>685463534
...Cheese tits?... i think not.
>>685463534
Sadly I've seen that pic before too.
>>685463446
But who was phone?
>>685463725
The dog, obviously.
>>685463601
that's what happens when it's the weekend
middle school edgelords try to look cool
oh cool spammer-chan is still here
>>685463840
Yup.
>Spam rattles
>>685463350
was hoping you'd do this lol
>>685463840
Still as easy to filter as ever.
Claiming Yuuki, currently at work.
>>685463696
It was a fat woman with her tits cover in cheese
>>685463964
Hmm? What, bake?
>>685463350
shizune had the most boring route
Good time to arrive.
>>685464158
Probably, yeah.
Hers or plague-chan.
>>685464145
yeah, secret bake.
I didn't think this many people would catch on though, was hoping enough would be in my thread to move the spammer.
>>685464062
>>685463505
I was eating a fucking hot pokcet u asswhole
Tomoko claimed
>>685464399
hmm?
Secret?
Mine was posted on top of yours. Lol
>steal ships
>If ships are stolen its because your anon-waifu wanted to be stolen
Indeed. Poor little Teto.
http://imgur.com/z8OGh98
Kek
Erm, woops.
the curse is lifted....
>>685464873
YA JINXED IT
>>685464566
>Poor little Teto
When?
I'm cured...
>I am anominus
>I do not fogive
>I will nut foraget
I have at my disposal the best and greatest memes (Internet jokes for all of you redditards and 9fags) that I have collected from the chan.
Right now as we speak I am derailing your thread, I am hacking your IP, and I am stealing your waifus.
You cannot stop me, the damage is done, accept it and it will all be over, however if you continue I will remain the shitposting king of /b/
you can't stop me because I have a particular set of skills that make me a literal meme go.
>My wrath is holy
>My justice swift
>My mom is making hot pockets
Prepare yourselves for a shitstorm the likes of which you have never sem before
>signed Anominus
Mods = Gods
Heh. Not even going for three whole threads? Weak shit posting right there.
>>685465083
>and I am stealing your waifus.
>implying heresy
Best Girl
>>685464998
Shit. About three or four nights ago. Teto doesn't know who or even why. Poor thing.
I left cuz spam, what happened?
Akiko claimed
>>685464385
i enjoyed plague-chan though
moon and terra were such a nice and unique to wrap up that i can overlook the weaker routes
>>685465320
What happened to Teto??
Syndra stop posting shit from discord.
The cycle continues. Long live /waifu/
>>685465345
>leaving because of weak spam
>>685465434
Look what Sanae made, Akibro
No idea why he put spike and the third person in there though.
Claimed. How are you people today?
>>685465320
I don't even remember Teto's ship.
Care to remind me?
>>685465470
Honestly i liked all the characters. I just liked shizuru the most. I found i enjoyed pretty much any time she was on screen for all the early game.
That's why i picked her.
Who knows though, might change some day.
Or i won't because this thread has kind of committed me to it as a persona.
Kyouko claimed.
>>685465700
>>685465637
It looks great. I already have it saved. I was actually lurking that thread
Dunno why he chose these people specifically but it's awesome anyway
I'm here
>>685465525
That wasnt me.
And no promises.
>>685465685
Hello Hime.
Im doing alright, enjoying the weekend.
>>685465736
Hey Garry
>>685465961
I like this.
Good man.
>>685465973
He was here earlier, he made this one too.
He has it rough right now, he wouldn't tell us anything but that's what I could understand from it. He was on his phone and just made these pictures or something.
>>685465841
Kyouko hi
>>685466200
It's a very detailed picture
Greg confirmed not kill
https://www.periscope.tv/mynameismyown/1YpJkjjPQomGj
>>685465700
Prinz. The walking hugbox. Whore.
>>685465493
Show yourself, and then we can talk.
>>685466469
Is the shitposting over?
>>685466114
Same. A comfy life is the best kind of life, though.
>>685463350
Who wants to here about the dance I went to last night
magic missile
>>685466781
Since when was there five?
>>685466742
did it go well??
>>685466781
moogster a shit
>karen
>>685466940
Season 2
I gotta go for a while /waifu/.
Then i'll probably just go to sleep afterwards.
See you all later.
>>685463840
>rattle rattle
>>685466742
I do!
>Karen
>>685466464
I know I should look for better resolutions before saving a pic, but I got carried away I guess.
>>685466546
Ah, Prinz, of course.
>>685466940
>>685467016
I think Azusa actually came in in middle of season 1
>>685467008
K
>>685467046
cya shizuru
>rattle
>>685466742
story time?
>>685467016
>>685467156
Azusa was season 1, yep.
>>685467156
Sorry it's been a while
>>685467138
I still have a couple of smaller pics from before I completely dived into Pixiv
>>685466546
Choke me while I hug you
>>685467138
I appreciate the smaller resolutions
They're the only ones I can actually load
>>685466114
I just opened the game after being on my computer for over 7 hours. Its an improvement, of about 7 hours.
>>685466958
>>685467080
It did go unusually well
>Go to dance
>stand around with brother because almost none of my IRL friends went
>three random guys
>they lifted one of them up
>one guy for each side
>i come help the guys ram the one guy's crotch into grills
>meanwhile girl i don't know comes looking for me
Cont
>>685467638
already can tell this is gonna be a happy ending!!!
dISCORD BEST
>>685467638
>>they lifted one of them up
>>one guy for each side
>>i come help the guys ram the one guy's crotch into grills
Maybe it's just my country but that doesn't seem like a dance to me
3 hours of work down, also claimed
>>685467460
>
>>685467285
I'm looking for new art right now actually.
No luck.
>when you find the quest involving The Amulet of Talos and you cab finally craft the Shrine of Talos in your house
FUCKING SOLITUDE.
Seriously I want this fucking hold burned to the mother fucking ground.
>full of pansy bards
>can't protect anyone related to the Emperor
>Useless castle
>/fa/ggots calling my Archmage robe gaudy
I must break you.
>>685467638
Well the fact you went to a dance while not drunk. And how you said 7 lines of greentext then asked for a cont makes me think you're between the ages of 14-17. Fuck me for assuming if wrong. Prime time to be sleeping around. Some chick looks for you? If you didn't hit it off, I'm going to be pissed
>>685467638
Didn't realised how short that was
>so i go sit down with some pizza
>eating pizza
>drinking punch
>cute grill that i had a class with at the beginning of the year comes over
>she walks away
>shoves a VERY cute grill over
>uwotm8.jpg
>first grill --lets call her J-- tries to get me and other grill to kniw eachother
>other grill --lets call her A-- acts very embarassed
Cont.
i remember these idiot girls in my 8th grade who started getting tumblr then they started watching anime and then they started saying "kawaii desu" every 3 seconds
it was the cringiest shit ive ever had to go through
>>685467763
Ted cruise was the shovel
>>685468089
It has nice scenery though
What's your favorite hold?
>>685468009
>(3.3 MB, 1500x2000)
what the fuck
>>685468009
I checked the Shiki fanthread on a nasuverse forum, actually very good at collecting fanart and had some goodies from Twitter that I hadn't seen.
>>685468089
Screw the empire man. I hated every part of the civil war in skyrim
>Yuuki
>>685468264
I remember a cute girl at my high school.
Literally 5' nothing, was into anime/manga but wasn't cringe about it.
She drew manga style, but never for anything but fun. She wasn't full blown weeb but you could not tell.
I'm glad she got married and all that but I shouldn't have let her slip through my fingers.
Saw her recently after about 6-7 years and she is exactly the same. Regreeeeet.
clmd
>>685468639
>Skyrim
>not belonging to the Nords
>4E 202
I shiggy diggy doo.
>>685468520
Falkreath
>>685468654
I had 3d Tomoko in my High school
>>685468654
That sounds a bit like a girl I'm friends with honestly
She doesn't deny at all the fact that watches anime and to be honest she came into class one day and as soon as she sat down she started watching One Punch Man
She draws manga type stuff too but she does it just for fun too
I'm really glad that she isn't cringe about anime/manga, Undertale, FNAF, etc. She keeps all that shit too herself on her tumblr feed. I think she knows I despise tumblr so that be why she doesn't show me what's on her feed or whatever... She's not cringe about anything so it's fine by me.
That sucks dude. I know that feel.
>>685468214
Fuck me
>me and A sit there all awkward
>J makes us talk to each other
>A asks me if i want to meet her brother
>sure
>brother is a guy i called a faggot
>his suit was too big
>so i insulted him
>but when she introduced us he got all mad
>guy said that if i go out with her he'd break out his dads shotgun
>me being a little punch drunk says some random shit
>cool guy said that if her brother breaks out shotgun he would use sniper
>to take the brother down
>anyway we go to our friends for a while
>calls friend a leprechaun
>leprechaun tells friend to kick my ass
>she's (the friend) come here anon
>im like
>please don't hurt me
Cont. Of course
>>685469454
The girl im describing practically was. Not a lot of friends, two really good friends tho. Very quiet, but very sweet when she did speak.
Another girl I worked with was very Tomoko also.
"Virgin" closet fujo. CAKE. She was real life cake! Quiet, but sweet. She was pretty frank too, didn't like bullshit and was to the point.
Asked her out and she gave the "I don't want a relationshit right now." I almost got a taste of cake.
My waifu got the best body out there with a loveable personality to boot. And she can do magic. Also she's fuzzy as fuck so she is prime cuddle material. Her motherly embrace is what let's me sleep so comfortably in her arms. Anyways, her name is Toriel Dreemurr
Claimed
Evening /waifu/
>>685470664
Hey Yui, what's up?
>>685470664
Hello Yui, how are you doing?
>>685470803
>>685470858
Doing good, nothing exciting going on, but that's just how I like it.
How about you?
>>685469616
>so i come toward the friend
>she hugs me
>umm okay
>then she whispers in my ear
>if it weren't for all the teachers id kick your ass
>i run away
>A and J find me
>so we go outside of dance
>J hints to me that A likes me
>i like A and J tho
>Also the friend that hugged me
>J asks if we have any classes together
>Nope, turns out A is two years higher than me and three years older
>we talk n sheeit
>FF to end of dance
>J gives me hug
>A is too shy
>So, they leave
>i don't have ride so my brother calls our mom
>takes forever
>friend that hugged me was still there
>Lets call her Kemi
>kemi and other friend
>kemi says that me and bro look alike
>bro realised that this is grill that i dated once
>bro says something about it
>goddamnit.png
2 B Cont
Obligatory claim.
>>685471042
Doing pretty good aswell.
>nothing exciting going on, but that's just how I like it.
Well said.
>>685471145
Hand.
>>685471145
Hiya Handman.
How are you doing?
Syndra post here if something intresting happens. People are spamming to much shit music in there.
>>685471310
i see nothing wrong with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>685471201
Kyouko.
How'd you sleep.
>>685471237
Doing fine, friendo. Just relaxing, gotta love Saturdays.
You?
>>685471310
>Nudges off cliff
>>685471518
Decently, can't really complain.
What about you?
>>685471518
Same here, being a NEET is like a never ending Saturday.
>>685471042
I'm at work. I have about an hour left before I clock out.
>Yuuki
>>685471778
Where do you work?
>>685471662
That's good to hear, man. Up to much right now?
Yeah, I slept okay. Tooth fairy decided not to curb stomp me in my sleep so that's something.
>>685471697
>NEET is like a never ending Saturday.
Kek, whatever floats your boat, beautiful.
Glad you're having a nice day.
>>685471472
Haha, what an excellent meme you have there.
>nudges off cliff
>>685471518
Hand.
>>685471054
Anyways
>kemi pointed out she really didn't wanted to go out
>rekt.jpg
>so kemi's friend makes Austin Powers reference
>so i say
>I have a huge rod
>ent problem
>they don't get it
>finally ride is here
>so i hug kemi
>bai
The end basically
Other moments included daring my friend (he's a fucking manlet) to go around asking " where is my mommy?"
>>685471972
Just watching some youtube stuff, might go play Dark Souls 3 soon if I feel like it.
You?
>>685471972
Definetly leaves plenty of time for shitposting amirite?
>>685472121
Alright, nice to know you're having fun. Just watching Bill Mahr and I might go play some vidya later, I don't know.
Guess we're both neck deep in work, heh.
>>685472141
Yeah, you're totally right. Shitpost until the cats run home.
>pats
>>685471972
Memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbpuGilOYuA
>>685472081
I agree with you.
>not using pics
>>685472308
I also picked up Don't Starve recently, so that's something else to do untill I get my actual PC.
>>685472055
why doesn't that stuff ever happen to me....
>great story by the way, i hope you can get together with one of them!!
>>685472350
Haha, what a prime sirloin meme you have there.
>nudges off cliff
>>685472371
I have 3 ideas on whom you are but I'm not going to bother.
Hope your day's going well, handsome.
>>685472434
Don't Starve? Never played it, looks fun though. You should play it, I've just been playing Terraria with my cancerous group of long time friends lately.
>>685472744
It's going alright.
>I'm sure you know who I am.
>>685472744
I was playing it last night, it's not too bad.
I too have Terraria, what sort of stuff you got?
something something big nigger nostrils
>>685471881
I work at a convenience store
>Yuuki
>>685473027
Ah, not too long now, got to pull through.
>>685472965
Hey Moogs.
>>685472911
I'm glad to hear that, man. Up to anything?
>Yeah, I've got a pretty good idea on who you probably are.
>Though, you don't need to tell me twice. I know we agree on it.
>>685472932
Alright, that's good to hear.
I've got like 300+ hours on it (not bragging, that's not a good thing.)
So I've got like one maxed out character.
>>685473216
Not particularly.
>>685473216
300+ here too.
Got to maxed out characters, wizard and melee.
Now I just build shit.
>>685473160
what's poppin
>>685473382
Just had a sandwhich, probably the most exciting thing to happen today.
What about you?
>>685473288
Well shit, to be fair it is morning. Don't wanna eat or anything? That might help wake you up.
>>685473344
Nice, mine's more of a ranged/melee. Terrarian is OP is all hell.
>Now I just build shit
Kek, yeah. Pretty much the same.
>>685473577
I still haven't gotten out of bed
I'm ready for another uneventful Saturday
>>685473750
that's the spirit mugi!!!!
>>685473732
I haven't got the Terrraian, I use the Solar Eruption instead.
Moonlord is still fucking hard.
>>685473984
>>685473750
Don't encourage it Kagami.
>>685474051
why noooottt??? it's not a bad life
>>685474301
>winners don't do drugs.
And it totally is, no matter how hypocritical I am being right now.
>>685474051
Yeah, the Moonlord is a bitch to fight on all fronts. Even with a maxed out character.
I'm only able to solo him because of the health farms I set up.
Shit's crazy.
>>685474461
>i've never done them, and i don't feel like a winner kek!!
yeah...there's definitely better ways to live
>>685474485
Got him the first try
>>685474485
Even with Nebula arcanum and Spectre Hood, the healing just doesn't do it.
>>685474664
Easy when you're cheating.
>smug hands
>>685474892
Yeah, he's a crazy boss. Though for the most part I only solo him on expert so that's probably why he's harder.
Solo one is easy.
>>685474461
>>winners don't do drugs.
Tell that to Michael Phelps.
420 WIN GOLD
>>685475185
To be honest, I haven't attempted to kill him in a while.
Gonna give it a shot in a bit.
>>685475185
Easy when you're good
>>685475415
Need a second hand?
>>685475420
>good
>my wrists
>>685475532
Sure, the more the merrier, have I got you on Steam?
>>685475532
With only +100 hour summoner/ranger character.
>>685475627
Here ya go.
Though, I haven't played in a while so I'm a tad bit rusty. I can still pump out some decent DPS though.
>>685475691
Oh, well with a ranged character anything is easy.
go back to the anime board you fucking weebs
>>685475862
>Didn't give my Steam
>clueless hands
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051865563/
this thread has lasted nearly 2 hours
neat
>Mugi
>>685476015
Ah shit, wait, I can't host any servers, shit crashes when it's loading everytime.
>>685476065
Slow threads best threads.
>>685475864
>implying /b/ isn't Anime/Random
>>685476065
Indeed.
>>685476175
Yep
