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Funny DnD story experiences
>be in group of 5
>me as elf, orc, mouseman, rock person and human monk
>traveled to dwarf city after battling shit
>group decides to go to an expensive tavern
>tavern is huge and has 100+ dwarfs in
>ales are 2gold each
>me with bright idea
>shout out drinks for everyone on rock man
>tavern cheers
>i walk out of tavern
>all the dwarfs and bartender are now focusing on rock man
>rock man can't pay up
>dwarfs aren't pleased
>rock man decides to roll a persuasion check
>rolls 11
>dwarfs become more angry
>multiple guards approach rock man
>rock man now thinks best idea is to do an intimidation check
>rolls a 27
>good roll
>not good enough
>dwarfs become infuriated
>one hits rock man with end of axe hitting 16 damage
>rock man now screams out he'll pay up
>trys to deception roll
>rolls 12
>guard hits rock man knocking him unconscious
>i see this happen outside the tavern
>decide to go back in
>bartender now notices me
>"Elf, pay up"
>I try to do a persuasion roll
>i rolled a 9
>fuck
>guard now hits me for 39 instantly knocking me out unconscious
>me and rock man are now being dragged to prison
>rest of group end up having to pay out 200 gold for drinks
>they find us in prison
>pay 100 gold on bail
my group blamed rock man for the whole situation and i got off scot free
>>678568429
Fucking elves.
"funny"
>trying to download DnD for free
>get virus
>buy new PC
>haven't learned
>try again on new PC
>another virus
>MFW I pressed the wrong download button twice
Chubby thread bonanza
Who want more of my cow?
>>678590151
More
Taking cock tribute requests
Cute twinks and boys!
What's /b playing tonight
Trying to get 100% sidequests in Nier
>>678576277
Renowned Explorer's International Society, but really I'm just waiting for someone to start a decent Civ/GoT/You get the idea type of thread.
Cool beans
I'm reposting this because anxiety.
/b/ have any of you been to prison? I am a man living in the US. I hear most gay sex is consensual, and I'm not afraid of that, I'm more afraid (and heard more horror stories) that I will likely have the shit kicked out of me regularly.
Some background: I am on felony probation for possession of LSD (a felony 5) and I have been on it for a year. I have gotten 4 probation violations already for weed, however, this past Wednesday I drank heavily and got wasted, and had to test the next day. In the fear that I tested postive, and prison time (6 months min. 1 year max; first time offender) is on the horizon, I want to prepare myself to the best of my ability.
Thanks in advance for any help, I'm freaking the fuck out.
Bump. C'mon guys.
>>678588256
Why do they get to tell you what to do? Because they have guns? Stand up for yourself and get your own guns. The only rights you have in this world are the ones you can defend.
Did 3 years state time in Ohio (medium security). I'm a white suburban kid and it was honestly pretty easy. Didn't get in a single fight.
The psychological shit is the hardest part.
Hunger games.
The Capitol demands 36 tributes to be entered into the arena!
banan
King Arthur
Commissar TR-8R
What are you sorry for /b/?
>>678593969
i fucked your sister op
>>678594847
/thread
For everything I've ever done with her.
pokebox
Post a picture you've posted on /b/ before. Anons comment if they've saved or fapped. Continued once more...
Anyone to pic related?
bump
God-tier albums thread
Amazing riffs and lyrics
>>678594831
That and a couple songs from AM and humbug are my favourates
I want to cum inside Judy Hopps /b/, explain to me why won't you fuck the bunny, are you gay or something?
>>678588849
ohh, it's time
>>678588849
You want to Fuck a rabbit?
me 2 anon
Hillary Clinton will be our next president. You anons ready?
No. Fuck you.
Young Hillary was sexi
If Hillary was shot, I'd celebrate.
loli
