im running an experiment with some earphone packaging (its almost like the packaging was designed to put you cock into!) and my cock.
I filled the tube with near boiling water and poured it out, leaving it filled with super hot air. I then quickly inserted my penis into the tube. The air was hot enough to cause some discomfort to my penis, but nothing i couldnt take for science.
Im now waiting for the air to cool, and contract, to see how far my unerrected penis is sucked into the tube.
wat
good good...
dd/mm/yy
You're not from Europe. Kill yourself
I need to shop at Walmart
last thread hit image limit >>563092165
pantsu/butt general
dumping what i got, feel free to contriboot
time for another pantsu thread
dumping what i got, feel free to join in
I love these, anything similar?
>add woman i don't know on skype (had to add someone else but saw her pic in the list)
>she some 36 y/o woman who is single, no kids etc.
>she's about to go on holiday so she gives me her number so we can chat on whatsapp (she's retarded so she has no idea how to download skype on her phone)
>we end up chatting
>she's into gothic shit and says she likes wearing black corsets etc
>i say i love that and i'd love to see that pic
>she says when she's back she'll show me because she has her pics on her laptop
>so we end up chatting more and more
>eventually she comes back (last night)
>she send me a pic of her in gothic attire
>she's wearing too much so i'm like "do you have a pic where you're wearing less clothes"
>out of nowhere she sends me a nude of her body lying down on her bed
>i'm like fffuuuuu
>conversation escalates
>ends up with her masturbating
>she sends more pics
>i show her my dick
>we chat a bit more and she tells me she'll skype me this morning
>we chat this morning
>now she still hasn't sent me pics of her wearing sexy gothic attire
>out of nowhere she says
>"why don't you come over and you take the pics in whatever you want me to wear instead? it's hard for me to take pics by myself"
>i'm like sure
HOLY FUCK I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
She's going over to her mom's and she'll text me when she's back
what the fuck
She only lives like 15 minutes away too...
I'm nervous
Would you do it?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
groom yourself so u don't look like a homeless bum.
Post nudes
Also, yes. Assuming you're not a lying faggot.
The loli train continues rushing down the track.
:^)
KEEP THE LOLI
Snuggle a loli butt today.
>>563079604
okay
>find hat (pic related)
>really enjoy hat
>wear it everywhere
>girlfriend hates the hat
>wear the hat to the store, to see her parents, to sleep
>don't even take off hat to have sex with girlfriend, corks hitting her face throughout
>she gets worried, thinks I am losing it
>I just like my hat
>last time we had sex, shout "G'DAY MATE" when I cum
>she cries
>goes to stay at sister's house for a while
>takes all her shit, which is most stuff in the apartment
>sit here in empty room
>still really like my hat
>mfw my hat ruined my relationship
>half a year ago, finals coming up
>mother calls
>what would you like for graduation present?
>a soft jungle hat, please
>haha funny, but seriously what do you want?
>muh jungle hat
I got it and I love it.
Are those corks for anti-bug?
>>563082820
what you need is a new girlfriend who likes the hat as much as you and shouts something like "get in there and root me again, ya drongo"
>>563083030
I may buy another hat too. Is yours expensive?
Yeah they are to keep the flies away but I mostly like them for decoration
Post some brisbane nudes of local sluts. If someone has the link for the nude folder download, please dump it.
http://212.7.194.85/download.php?id=539752&type=2
Enjoy anon, would appreciate oc of brisbane or toowoomba
fuck off mac
>>563083268
fuck off ryan
Ass thread faggots. OC from my girlfriend. She lurking so Q&A
Have tons moreeeee. She's aware of this thread.
>>563076258
shame the pic is so small
Got better ones.>>563076484
You know the drill. Post all the pictures of all the bitches you fap to; from different social networking sites. This is also a continuation from the last thread. It was about to get pruned.
Anon from last thread find that blue haired cutie? :)
yumm
>>563085005
I wish i could live in her ass
Betray your girlfriend post her nudes
If I had one I would
>>563072864
>implying I have a girlfriend
Post your voice. We try to guess your
1) Accent
2) Ethnicity
3)Age
http://vocaroo.com/
bump
captcha: allyssc books
>>563062872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KVtW9xHtkX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12lOdGkOyRj
Unsauceable Thread
There's no way... Please?
>Unsauceable
