Hello /b/.
Let's discuss something serious here.
Apparently, 2% of the male population have a micropenis, For those who don't know, it's a really fucking small dick, i.e. laughable.
Well, I could have won the lottery, or be born with two different colors in my eyeballs, but no, I'm part of the 2%.
I'll greentext from now one so can know a little bit more about my life (inb4 no one cares).
>Is 1989.
>Be born premature after mom smoked throughout pregnancy.
>Doctors take 6 months to determine if I was a boy a girl (fucking pokemon logic).
> Undergoes dozens of surgeries and hundreds of small corrective surgeries.
> Be 14. Doctors say "sorry, can't do no more".
> Technology hasn't evolved enough to do transplants - 2 have been done and failed miserably.
> FML.
> Be 16 years old. Find a virgin grill. She's ugly but doesn't care that you're a loser.
>(Nowadays)
>Be dating that girl for the last 8 years. She says she's lesbian to half of the people she knows, she even kissed 3 other grills during our relationship.
>Be psychologically damaged for life for being a loser.
>Goes to shrink.
>He says "Nah, fuck you".
>Thinks about suicide now and then.
Should I just confess to myself that I'm on the lower end of life and that society (me included) is better off with me dead?
Pic related: My size.
i gotta see this dick
hard of course
for interest
>>570041521
this!
walk in, see this, what do
check for vagina, otherwise it would be gay
Face down ass up
Wonder how one can walk into a beach
Are you sitting comfortably?
>on the edge of my seat
maybe.
Ready when you are, OP!
If you read this you must greentext your day so far:
>went to the beach
>fed seagulls popcorn
>wrote ayy lmao in the sand
>>570054089
>woke up
>noticed shit thread
>post banana
>woke up
>day off
>fell back asleep
>got up at 12
>put on music
>started cleaning after house party
>see handle of Jack in the fridge
>there's no way I can finish this shit
>4chan
>>570054089
>Woke up at 1AM
>Did nothing for 8 hours
>Read my course pack
>Went to class
>Ate a burger at 5 guys
>Lurking 4chan
....
Oh hello /b/, lately ive been looking at a lot of posts here and I realised that most of it is cancer, we must stop this before we can't handle this crisis anymore
Luckily I have the solution
>>570051040
nice meme
oh wait it sucks
the ride goes on until october 1st
sheit
the bumpening
I've been shadowbanned haven't I?
back from break. will deliver
roll 1 for lingeri
roll 10 for nude
roll 100 for blowjob
roll 1000 for cumshot
>>570043241
eh why not
>>570043241
get
>>570043241
Are you nuts!?
OP will rap first 50 posts and make a vocaroo. Go on, /b/. Show me what you got.
Yellow
>>570044684
Niggers
>>570044768
Niggers
The Way Back is on: "Siberian gulag escapees travel 4,000 miles by foot to freedom in India."
Stars Jim Sturgess (from 21), Ed Harris (director from Truman Show, also Enemy on the Gate), Colin Farrell (Phonebooth) and the qt girl from Hanna and Lovely Bones (Saoirse Ronan). Look at the screenshot, place is innit.
10/283
11/283
12/283
loli
NARUTO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who keeps posting that image of the guy shitting his pants and how is that related to loli?
chi'dren!
old one 404'd
teens with cum in their mouth thread
U Do know that this is siberian mouse?
>>570038910
Thought it looked familiar...
Stoner thread?
What are you /b/ros doing
not doing much, nice piece i like it.
also, why are you sitting on the floor? you can't be poorer then me and even i have a chair.
>>570037117
18 year old bro living with parents. and it smells weird down in the basement, so the weed smell blends right in
Assertion: fapping to cake is more acceptable than fapping to pizza.
Debate me and post cake.
slow day camming and i'm bored. wanna see more, /b/?
>>569514528
no thanks.
>>569514579
Ow, ye more !
No thank you.
I need information about firearm suicide using short M16.
I have access to it sometimes since I'm in the army now, and I want to kill myself yet afraid to fail and injure myself and become cripple or die slowly and painfully. Couldn't find specific information on the web, so I'd thank you if you could help, and might even say a kind word about you to god in the afterlife, as I piss on his face.
>Igg*y Aza*lea Sex Tap*e lea*ked >>>
2;gp/IggyAzaleaSexTape (change ; to dot)
why do you wanna kill yourself?
>>569514514
Is it really that hard to think of putting it in your mouth and blowing the back of your head out?
And i hope you do cripple yourself faggot.
