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Duró bastante el anterior thread
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>>595276373
chale me ganaste :/
me tarde haciendo mi imagen
Alright /b/ I've walked this earth nearly 20 years, and I still don't have a tattoo, if one of you faggots can roll quads, you decide my first tattoo. OP will deliver.
>>595274853
Roll
Cock on your forehead
ITT: we create a lifehack and post it all over tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, other inferior social media sites.
Post ending with 69, 22 or 87 decides what the lifehack is. Unless it's faggotry.
Bump out of interest
>>595263974
Bamp
>>595263974
take a bottle cap off a soda bottle, and swallow it to gain bird-chirping abilities!
what is the worst thing you've fapped to?
animals
Dead animals
Dead animals fucking dead animals
BBW/Chubby/Fat thread 2
ready for the warm cream filling
old thread >>595232841
>>595256636
>>595256901
Pics you shouldnt have/share thread. Last one 404ed, OP of this pic please keep going!
>>595253727
Heres another of her, please get back in here
>>595253897
last one i have of her
Post the third pic in your fap folder.
Pic related, it's mine.
Teacher wants a powerpoint done on 5 most memorable photographs from one of the world wars or vietnam. I want something that will make this bitch say "what the actual fuck did this kid find?" Anybody care to help a /b/ro out?
ITT: Short stories
>Be 11
>Playing hide and seek with a couple bros, Codename Bronson (Lives at the place)
and Codename Lammar (Visitor like me)
>Annoying ass neighbor shows up
>Kid's fucking 7, codename ShitGolem
>No prob let's just mislead him into leaving us alone
>"ShitGolem, you count to 100 very slowly, we will hide!"
>L...
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>>595251827
Bump
>>595251827
Continuing:
>"LAMMAR, OPPORTUNITY"
>Casually jump out from behind couch
>Room completely empty, too good to be true, expecting trickery at work
>Uncle just steps in, no emotions.
>"Oh hey there Lammar. Hey [Me]. Bronson is grounded for the day, maybe you should come back tomorrow"
>Lammar and I shaking like...
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bump, wish I had a story to contribute ;^(
Guys I fucked up
>Have gf over
>Things are going really well but she gets thirsty
>She looks in the fridge for a drink, which is pretty normal
>Sees my special butter
>Comes into living room again, looking really concerned, asks me about it
>I tell her not to worry till she calms down
>We go on like normal till she leaves
>Kinda...
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>>595249482
The fuck is special butter
>>595250269
like with the ganja perhaps?
>>595250269
Dude it's a little weird, it's not semen and it's not illegal, but I actually want advice not just shit about my butter.
opinions?
Shrek would win
Just look at that lion, he's all like "nigga I don't give a fuck". He cold as ice, suns don't stand a chance.
ligers
Need highschool quote for yearbook, don't give a fuck. give me anything.
>>595240994
Remember kids, dont scootbop the doop bop
nigger nigger cock cock jew nigger cock
>>595240994
>James, your mom and my dad... brother!
Who missed it?
me, sauce?
What happened?
Good lord, I was lucky to have missed it. Why didn't you let me?
ITT we make another MtG card
fuse edition
0 or dubs decides type
>>595238503
With Fuse, it has to be an Instant or Sorcery, so thread is already fucked
creature, Social Justice Warrior
>>595238503
one side Instant one side sorcery
I'm going to just cut the shit and tl;dr you right now. When I was younger I spent a few months in a place called Kids Peace (Orefield PA campus). It's like a dumping ground for kids who have mental health/behavioral problems. I feel like telling you niggers about it. There's a couple highlights worth mentioning that some of you may find amusing.
So the first thing worth telling you is that my internship at Kidspeace had less to do with mental and/or aggression problems, and more to do with angsty bitch stepdad. I was about 14 (2004, to be exact) and I...
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Anyways, Stepdad's aunt works at retard castle. I guess at some point after that conversation, he decided that I was a wild disrespectful out-of-control kid. He whispered poison into my mother's ear until she agreed with him that I had issues and that retard castle would be a good and positive experience for me.
They sprang it on me pretty quick. The occasion was a bit like an intervention. A lot of people sitting around together in some kind of dark cabal of faggotry, explaining to me that they were going to send me off to the land where potatoes come by the...
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>>595230534
bamp
We get the depressing little bags that contain 100% of the possessions that I will be allowed to own for the next 3 months of my life, and walk in to the reception area.
We get to the main reception desk. There's a little office area with a sliding glass window, and a couple of old bats manning the phones on the other side. They welcome my parents forward - all smiles and shit. When they figure out that my parents are trying to admit me, it eliminates the possibility that I'm just there to visit a sibling or something. The lady looks over at me and overtly eyeballs...
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