It's 2015 and the "TITS or GTFO" bullshit is outdated. Women have a RIGHT to be here, and we are all equals. Stop asking for tits. It's not gonna happen anymore. That time is dead. Moot is gone. Girls are here and we have a right to comment without being treated like sexual objects.
ITT: Girls post that you are girls but do NOT post tits or nudes! We have the power now!
>>595132111
show some titties
you know the drill, cunt
Tits or gtfo
>pic related
I found the new meme guys!
Whenevr some1 asks a question just reply " l:) "
its the best freakin thing i freakin thought of freakin! what do yall think?
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>>595123558
EAT THOSE BEES!
i think you are a very sad person
Would you sniff her butthole /b/?
>>595114752
Well to answer the question we must look at this question. Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu
>Would you sniff her butthole /b/?
Yes
And lick it.
>>595114808
Fuck you, fat boy!
Rule 34: Pokemon girls edition.
I myself will post mainly Mei.
Feel free to contribute.
>>595105272
>>595105350
>>595105428
Here we go
>>595110000
Holy shit I'm 10 again
Sneet
Smart
More?
More indeed.
Dubs gets nudes, number of the first dubs decides how many pictures.
Who am I kidding?
I'm not picky. I'd hit that.
rallin
>>595081798
gross
I hate sex and think that all people should have to have their orgasms removed. It is a horrible crime and is unimaginable that we have allowed it to continue to exist
ok
>>595080284
/thread
>>595080284
You don't fucking get it
Loli thread
Chocolate edition
>littlebrowngirlsarethebest.inf
Pics you weren't supposed to share continued
Tl;dr: Anyone got any dirty personal sex stories with these specific circumstances?
1.) Have you fucked someone inappropriate? Your GF's/wife's mom, sister, relative, or friend? Or a friend's wife, girlfriend or mom?
2.) Have you ever blackmailed someone for sexual favors?
- Especially, if you caught them cheating and then blackmailed them in to fucking you/sucking your dick in order to keep quiet. Or if used your position of power (i.e. a boss over an employee) to get a female to do something sexual to you.
3.) Have you ever had a female cheat with you because you have a big dick?
4.) Any especially dirty cheating stories? Like, you fucked someone's wife or girlfriend while they were passed out in another room in the same house, or had a girl suck your dick while you're giving her a ride home/to drop her off with her boyfriend/husband.
I find these particular scenarios really fucking erotic, so I thought I'd ask and see if anyone has any personal experiences like these that they might want to share. If so, greentext stories will definitely be appreciated!
> Pic related: A picture (that I'm aware is 'shopped) that I find to be really fucking dirty and sexy.
>>595077572
To try to get some replies to the thread, here's a really good story that was posted in a previous thread (NOT MINE):
mine fulfills the first 2 i guess
>be 16
>had a friend whose mom was the "cool mom"
>dad was a prison guard
>she went through a mid-life crisis, started drinking a lot
>one day im bullshitting with her while friend is in basement
>she is drunk, but we always talk about my sex life and stuff
>currently had gf and was telling her shit we do
>she starts confessing all this shit to me about how she has been cheating on her husband for months
>"i cant believe i kiss my kids goodnight after knowing what ive swallowed" - ill never forget that line
>im taken pretty aback and dont know what to really do with the information
>we are cool enough with each other that we text
>i text her the next day from home and ask her what she remembers
>she says she remembers and was sorry i had to hear it all
>i could tell she sounded really panicked
>for a while i didnt do anything, id ask her every now and them if she was "behaving"
>she said no for a while and eventually said yes
>after awhile me and the friend grew further apart
>i started texting his mom more than him
>one day i get into argument with my friend and he tells me his mom was talking shit on me the one day
>i was pretty mad cause i always thought we were close
>i texted her and said i heard what she said and i was inclined to tell her husband she was cheating
>she was begging me not to
>finally i said fuck it and i got up the courage to say i wanted her to suck my dick and i wouldnt say anything
>she thought i was kidding and i texted her back saying it was that or im telling him
>my phone was quiet for over an hour and i thought maybe she was telling her husband
>i was nervous but i kept telling myself that she has more to lose than me
>finally she texts me back "ok..."
con't
>>595077808
>we set up a day to do it in one of the houses she cleans, shes a self employed maid
>apparently the guy she was cheating with would meet her at the strangers houses she cleaned and fuck in their beds and stuff
>i met her there and she was just sitting on the couch
>she looked really afraid and i thought she was gonna cry
>she said she didnt know if she could do it, and i almost pussied out right there
>all i could utter out was like, "well lets just take it easy"
>without even making eye contact she asked "on the couch, or?"
>i said yea sure
>i sat down next to her and took my pants off
>she looked at me, looked away and closed her eyes as she started stroking my dick
>i let her go a few seconds while i got harder
>i started feeling up her tits and told her to take her shirt and bra off
>she did it, faster than i expected
>she started stroking me a little faster when i leaned over and put one of her tits in my mouth
>i pulled away and i was gonna tell her to start sucking my dick but when i did she bent over and started doing it on her own
>i just threw my arms behind my head, i never felt anything like that before
>i was looking at her and her eyes were still closed
>when i said "oh god" she opened them and looked right at me
>we made eye contact, my dick was in her mouth, she maintained that eye contact for what seemed like 5 seconds, and she kept sucking
>i started fucking her mouth a bit
>i told her i was close and she just said mhm
>i held the back of her head while i busted in her mouth
>she sat up, wiped her lips and went to the sink
con't
>>(answering a questions about what his friend's mom looked like)
she was curvy but not really fat. mom tits, really nice ass, eh face. have more to come
>>595077808
>>595077986
10 years ago in Northern Pennsylvania
>reality starts rushing in about what just actually happened
>i felt really ashamed as i was putting my pants on, like i was gonna puke
>she puts her shirt and bra on and sits down
>she didn't look like she did before it started
>her "you cant say anything, about any of it"
>me "i wont, i promise"
>we sat on different couches facing each other
>silence for a bit
>her "was it good?"
>i laughed nervously, "yeah it was"
>more silence, i sat there thinking about her looking up at me with her dick in my mouth
>i started getting hard again and i asked her, "can we do it again?"
>her eyes open wide at me, "what?"
>"like right now"
>shes just staring at me, mouth agape
>i stammered out something about how its the same day so it should count
>she just goes, "uhh yeah.. i guess...youre ready now?"
>i just stood up and took my pants off again
>i walked over to her with my hard dick swingin
>she straightened up and put her hair behind her ears
>i was standing in front of her and this time she leaned right in and started sucking
>she kept pushing my shirt up so i took it off
>she started kissing my stomach and stroking my dick
>that was when i started to think she was getting into it and it only made me hornier
>i start grabbing at her tits again and she pulls away to take her shirt and bra off
>she licks my cock up the shaft and sucks the head
>i was in complete bliss and uttered out "itd be quicker if we fucked"
>she stops sucking and pulls my dick out of her mouth
>her "anon.. thats not.."
>"itd be quick" i said, moving her hand up and down on my dick
>she was looking at me increduously
>"at least take your shorts off"
>she lets out something of a sigh and starts undoing her shorts
>i sit on the couch
>she asks "on my knees?" referring to sucking my dick again
>"no, just lean over"
>she does it, and i play with her tits and rub my hand along her body
>im taking forever to cum but it feels amazing
con't
wwyd to this college cheerleader?
talking about the brunette
>>595051212
Nothing to either of them. Look like a couple of self-entitled shitstains who only date orange italian meatheads not to mention the one the left has a condor head shaped haircut and I don't fuck girls with a condor
>>595051212
Sit her down and have a heart to heart conversation about the important things in life.
J/k, I'd take her to my van down by the river and teach her about stupid decisions
Should I get my foreskin restored? Will it make me bigger? What are the risks and downsides?
you have a really nice dick, you prolly shouldnt screw with it. Your not missing out too much
I give you a 10/10
>Will it make me bigger?
>>595063436
Well I figured more skin would give me more room to fill out with blood, look how tight my shit is.
>>595063431
Wow thanks man. I just would like to be a bit bigger. I'm around 6 inches, I'd like to be thicker too.
Also think I my skin looks tight.
Dubs decides what I say to her. I have a crush on her so make the first winrar a love message or something
hey penis sleeve
I'm being fucking stupid? Bitch, you're the one who suggested I smear your tight pussy in Nutella with a fucking bread knife and shat in it. You don't even fucking know what's coming to you if you think I'M the one being stupid, you single breasted whorey little fucknugget. I wish I'd rammed you up the ass and ran when I had the chance, rather than putting up with your constant tormenting bitching that makes me want to attack my own penis with a cheese grater so it never feels like it did inside you again. So don't even start to call me fucking stupid.
>>595064452
kek reroll
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