>>686588912
You now live in the Star Wars universe one year before the destruction of the first Death Star.
What is your job now and how is it different? I work in a spaceport, inspecting cargo while listening to my co-worker talk to me about Imperial politics for the 800th time.
I work on an imperial destroyer cleaning Stormtrooper armour.
Why did they choose white?
>>686586049
Depends.
do i any force abilities? do i know the rest of the movies' outcome?
maybe find a Alderaan based bank and take out a bazillion in loans buy something of value and leave planet
then let vadar vaporize the planet along with my debt.
free money, not sure what else i can do safely.
maybe use money to start a trading empire with a shit ton of bounty hunters as protection.
>>686586886
Nope, you're just you and you have no idea what's coming.
>>686586786
So your commanding officer knows if you missed any dirt on it while cleaning it.
How hard do you think it would be to steal the secret formula for coca cola? Do they have guards or is it just in a thick vault?
>>686588646
Easier than for OP to get laid.
>>686589122
Feelsbadman
an even bigger question - what are the 7 secret herbs and spices?
> You wake up in the morning
> You look outside in the street and see no one there
> You realize the human race has abandoned the planet and you were left behind
what do?
Go see what's all the fuzz about area 51.
>>686589089
Sniff all the left behind panties
>>686589089
find out that its just a normal day for me
bush appreciation thread
båmph
The best kind of fur thread.
So /b/ what's for lunch?
>>686584620
I had a roll with butter and then a slice of dark bread with boiled eggs.
Not very "hungry", because I'm still sick so I pretty much only eat because I'm conscious about the fact that I need the nutrients.
>>686584620
Why is there cum on your hotdogs?
Waifu Thread!
>claim
>discuss
>DONT SHARE
>minimal e/rp
>don'tn't be overly sexual
>drink plenty of water
>i am not moot
Britfag Maki claim
>>686586034
ayo doppel. I'm alright, tired but better than the past few days. You?
>>686586034
I know, it's why I've been listening to it for hours now!
Trips get nudes
>>686589275
Or you can just post them. Fag
>>686589343
Or you could just get trips, dickwad
You guys do now that porn is actually destroying you, right? Like literally, fucking you up on a biochemical level.
When watching porn, your brains dopamine levels fucking sky rocket, which is why it feels good.
>how the fuck is that bad you fucking faggot?
Well, when our brains constantly and frequently experiences such extremely high, unnatural stimulus of Dopa, it releases a protein called DeltaFosB, which basically makes your dopamine receptors less and less sensitive and functional, so you wont fucking OD on your own dopamine.
>so what faggot????
Thats how addiction works, you then need more and more, increasingly extreme porn, just to get the same "high" as when you saw your first tits as a 10 year old. Remember those times, you could jerk off to a pic of a butt, not even naked. What do you need to get off now, m8?
And oh yeah, Pron induced ED. Are you one of the guys who can no problemo get hard with porn, but without, youre a fucking limp faggot?
Just quit it, it negatively impacts a lot of other areas.
https://youtu.be/2CKuSYzwFkQ
watch this, m8s
>>686588825
>Just quit it
So to people who are addicted to a specific dopamine response pathway, your advice is, "just say no"?
>>686588825
Joke's on you, I can't even get hard with porn.
s/fur someone like you
8920 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.
Mirror :
https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
What is /b/'s general opinion on smoking? Do you find yourself addicted to cigarettes?
Also, how does one persuade someone to stop smoking if they think there's nothing wrong with it?
It's a shit habit, and I fucking love rolling my ciggies and chainsmoking
And don't fucking do it, it's none of your bussiness, you cunt
I don't think anything of it when the smoker is someone else since we die anyway. When it comes to my own habit, it's a tad expensive so I am trying to cut back and eventually quit.
>>686585727
I think it's one of the dumbest things you could ever do. I instantly judge people who smoke.
The Kingdom of /b/
Roll for peasant just as in real life
>bla bla
I am depressed because I don't have a gf and I am a virgin,girls are not interested in me,In real life girls ignore me and laugh at me and in person they block me afterthey see what I look like.
>>686582307
>girls
And online*
>>686582307
If they block you, spread any pics you have saved. That's only fair.
blink twice if your name is Elliot Rodger
Hitler did nothing wrong
>Homo Yiffe Congregation
this will definitely go better
Heres my D
>>686589989
Hail those of the race I am a part of. I hate dicks.
What are you doing right now /b/?
>>686584848
browsing b
Just browsing some furry porn, shits great
>>686584848
Working
