It's the year 6015. Humanity has achieved FTL capability, and integrated with the dozens of other sentient species.
You've stopped for repairs on a nearby colonized desert planet. While browsing the market district for extra supplies, a cloaked figure puts a prehensile pulvillus on your shoulder and asks if you would like to see her wares. Her tone suggests she's offering some weapons or drugs not so legal in civilized space. You agree, and she motions you to follow her into an alley. Once there, she turns around, unveils her body and lists her rates. You now...
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hardmode: there is only one sentient nonhuman species, they cannot communicate words through speech and look like pic related
godmode: hardmode, plus she will lay unfertilized eggs in your urethra and attempt to decapitate you during coitus
i would
>>678683666
Fucking vomit.
I HEREBUY CLAIM, YOU, A SLAVE TO THE KING OF GREATER ENGLAND, HUZZAH!
I am a Christian, and I have logical proof of God's existence. However, I will only explain it if at least three of the atheists on this board can put aside their hateful ideology for a second and ask politely.
It probably won't happen. I know you atheists love to hate everyone who isn't you.
I'll bite, tell me
Oh jeezus,welp i have nothing better to do so please enlighten me
>>678686015
>Christian
>Not a Evolutionist Theist
Fucking believing the world is 6000 years old
Not believing in Dinosuars
YLYL thread? YLYL thread.
MBTI personality thread.
Discuss each other's personalities and rate each other.
For added interest state your favourite music genre, careers/areas of study, etc.
>Classical
>Law and business
Bump while you're doing the test.
https://www.16personalities.com/
Don't die
Bumpin'
>>678666570
Hurry up fam, bread is about to go moldy.
cont....
brown thread
INDIAN / PAKI / .......
WHERE THE TRINIS AT?
>>678667360
I'M HERE, YOU GLORIOUS ASSHOLES :D
>inb4 Trinidad James
>>678667360
needs more bikinis and feet
Feels thread.
"I wish I could have had a prom picture of you Son"
>have this face
>feel a lot
ZOOTOPIA DISCUSSION THREAD 10: 9 was pruned before it was found, sorry.
>>678677624
Why is OP such a huge fan of cocks?
>>678677902
I'm not. Sorry. I'm pretty sure that the previous guy left, so I'm taking is place until he gets back.
fuck your gay shit,this is now a spiderman thread
What's your kink/fetish?
How achievable is it?
>>678681027
Niggergirl bdsm
very
>>678681027
exposure,
mid-level, just have to find the right girl.
fem dom
+2 sex group
general bondage
whips and leather
possible, sure to be done one day
what's yours OP?
[spoiler]sucking dicks[/spoiler]
legit faces of /b/ thread?
[spoiler]rate?[/spoiler]
Steven Hawking looking motherfucker
0/10 wouldn't even play black ops with tbh
>>678684549
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA
Waifu claiming thread.
>dont ask about the claw
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
>>678688334
Cowshit
>>678688355
kagami claimed
Claimed!
Also, I found anime images to use instead of furry!
FB fap thread 2.0
>>678681622
Brings us back...
>>678686496
s/fur
I'm a fury
FERST
>>678681961
no
>>678682075
are you a fox?
Let's do this
Let's play a game bros.
We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.
MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>678672024
>Victarion Greyjoy, The Iron Captain, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet, Master of the Iron Victory
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Permissions:
>Bonus:
>>678672024
Stark
>Winterlord Tom Stark
>>678672253 - hey bro
>>678672256 - hey bro
3 more
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Lannister, Martell, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell