so I'm about to be a bestman at a wedding in may. using one word at a time; write my best man speech for me.
>try and get at least some points across
his name is dylan and his partner, carolyn.
will deliver full copied post when satisfied with length.
Dear
Niggers
Fuck
pics you shouldnt share and favorites youve saved thread
ex whore.... now your whore #1
>>608200172
huh? u know this girl? initials?
theres this one girl at work with a 9/10 body 3/10 face, looks like a goblin. anyway she keeps sending me photos of her ass after I told her I love ass and wants to fuck. should I fuck her and give her my seed or back off?
Pic related her ass that she sent me. I have more.
Go on
Op here I need opinions
Fuck her, but make sure she knows it's just sex
incest thread. anyone got any real videos?
bumping for this
would also like to see stolen nudes
sister/cousin/mom anything
>>608182487
how about y'all write some decent shit
like some bitch is gonna jump from "couldn't fuck that hole" to "guess it's ok" shit nigga cant even suspension of disbelief
Teenssssss
MODS
>>608201450
fuck your soul
WA nudes.
206 here
Really hoping somebody has the left!
mmmmmm
Last Cali thread 404
Cali slut thread 760 bonus
951 pls
Anyone got some more 626
562
>>608188548
I always check these to make sure my gf isn't a whore
>>608189483
I'm pretty sure shes from Florida and a whore too
>>608188548
First name?
Trap thread? Trap thread!
>starts trap thread by posting a transexual
Theres a difference you fucking retard
>>608178220
Moar please
YLYL thread
>go
>>608194921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LnjS8BbozN
I asked /b/ to write a story 4 words at a time, for 100 posts. Then, I ran it through a text-to-speech app, set it to classical (mostly) music, and put it on Vocaroo. And that's the result. Transcript comes next.
>>608195925
Transcript part 1/2
My parents once said, "OP is a faggot, Obama started fucking me, and I am a 'and I was moaning,' and my pussy hurt."
"Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger muhfuggin bix nood"
Destined to rape all, niggers tongue my anus. "*op makes moan sound* my pusssssieeee *moan*" Jon snow dies in the last game of thrones book, and ponies appeared everywhere."
"I have a sore!"
And there I was, while vampire girls dance, "gud boy dindu nuffin, puddi puddi puddi puddi, I love pepe frog!"
Suddenly out of nowhere, then I was Bacon our lord and saviour, hard fucking the loli giving birth to jews throwing up in corners.
"Hitler did nothing wrong; I love the jews!"
And admiring the view pooping back and forth, I shit in the killing titans, with madokamagica, cut off my dick (was strangely fulfilling, sexually).
"You fuckers can't count," the otakunerd says, "Desu, let's get really offensive; satan is my lord; tech support supports you; nigger did nigger right; op is still a fag."
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
"My mouth is possessed; movies are not books.
"Op will surely deliver.
Shaika in the front, I can't stand it!
>>608196029
My dick in the back. "Where is, the cookie raped giant bulimic dolphins fucking gay faggot homossexual?"
"Five words you nigger child loving raping pedophile! I can still hear their screams: Rape is rap crap!"
Putin has valid points; only did it once when i was young.
I am a faggot jet fuel steel beams. WHO ATE THE LAST STEAK'UUM? Putin touched my weiner vomiting crapsac of fungflies.
"I touched your wiener."
And then obama was African Midlife Crisis; "Allahu akhubar kill infidels that's what she said i love you katie!"
Boku haram selling girls even though I'm poor, only after this turn of events; kikes in a canoe, kyaa kimuchi desu iku.
god is real anons; I love you Dian. Frazzled zipperhead bungee sex; never asked for this!
Fucking paula dean hard, I am a nigger. Nigger nigger chicken dinner, Trix are for kids
gotta go fast sanic, but did he really? And then suddenly BOOM! "Oh God it's coming, moot and W/TSnacks forever!"Said the Jew sjw "dixs are for kids, Oh god I'm cumming!"
"Moot is our overlord, the brown dam bursting, the ride never ends, fuck my ass obongo!"
My cervix being thrusted, jet fuel steel beams where's the faggot named OP obama is the nigger, i eat my semen, gonna give you up that pulls the trigger. Nigger nigger bigger nigger
Ayy - the second cumming
Worst Injury you ever had ?
>>608176234
I fractured both my arms. Thats it.
>>608176234
schitzoaffective disorder its a mix of bipolar and schitzofrenia it ruined my career in the army and now i have nothing to live for except my mandatory injections
Headache
FB fap thread
post beautiful women with god tier boobs
Teeens!
Inb4 404
