>be me
>got mad debt and desperate to fix it
>asked if I wanna get really really high and kidnap this chick
>Ifuckingguessso.jpg
>get to her town
>everyone's super religious up there
>everyone's racist and on crazy drugs
>drugs are pretty sweet
>chick's toy bird is really annoying
>find out founding fathers were fucked
>find out religion is fucked
>holyshit.png
>the blacks are in charge now
>doesn't bother me, but shit it's a war now
>chick wants to go to paris
>fuckoffwiththatshitwerenotgoingtoparis.gif
>toy bird gets dropped in the ocean
>chick drowns me
>>677627820
I think you don't know what poorly means.
>normal day at work
>shit hits the fan
>militar forces come to fuck things up
>get another job at the end
bioshock infi?
Next trap thread
Anyone got sauce on this?
>>677626914
Fucking homosexuals
degenerate faggots
Creepshot thread
ITT we post pictures of women we know and anon tells us what they would do with them. REPLY FOR A REPLY.
>>677623574
I would force her to take my cock in her throat hold it there until she starts choking, then slowly pull out, only to thrust it right back in again as she catches her breath.
>>677623574
would poop in her bumn
>>677623743
I would strip for off after giving her a big slap in the face. Push her down as i grab and bite at her breasts moving down her stomach to her pussy where i would eat her out. Now i would spread her legs and fuck her as hard as I can until I cum deep inside her.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU LET MY THREAD 404 I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN CONE PENETRATION I WAS GOING TO LEAVE YOU AND NOT PENETATE AND BEAT YOU UP AT THE SKATEPARK AND LET YOU GROW YOUR NECKBEARD PAEDO FANTASYS BUT YOU HAVE DRAWN THE LINE I WILL CRUSH YOU THE MIGHTY JENSEN WILL PENETATE YOU WITH HIS CONE HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
installing VLC on your head isnt going to make your thread permament
>>677626920
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT THIS IS MY CONE HAT AND I WILL PENETATE YOU WITH IT LIKE A REAL ALPHA GET BACK TO JACKING OFF TO KIDS
YLYL thread please, i'm bored
nice webm but i havent laughed, try more OP
Rick and Morty rule 34.
>>677622311
Long live Rick&Morty. 100 years. rickandmorty.com
It's still too early for the real threads.
pretty accurate
Define "real"
NO YLYL?? LETS FIX THAT!!27
i recently found out she sucked a guys dick while we were in a relationship. she said it was only a one time thing. has anyone else seen here seen her ? and if so was she behaving properly ?
better picture of face
>>677622207
dude get the fuck over it and move on
/thread
Oh yea bro, I fucked her a whole bunch of times.
Enlighten me, /b/
>>677625503
in a womans mind all of this is bad because it gives a man more joy than her compny ever could.
>>677625503
both are equally gay, don't know why you thought otherwise
>>677625503
skill
tradition
real world value of collection
celeb fap
Hey /b/ help a guy fap will ya'?
Kik Bigtitsforhenk
And you shall receive
>>677624146
before anyone asks, that is Shae Summers from a RealityKings video
Waifu claiming thread - I should start doing something edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>677625978
Whats baking?
Rory claimed.
Pics you promised not to share
uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxzgB_tqlw
Snuck a pic of my robot waifu. She'd probably stab me if she found out.
My very first slam hog ever. Used to be so ashamed I was tagging a fatty almost on the daily. Now? Fuck it, lookit them titties, /b.
